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9/24/2013 6:30:57 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
1. If you were a street sign what would you be?
2. If you were given a box of pencils, what 10 things could you do with them that are not their traditional use?
3. Describe a time when you encountered ambiguity and how you dealt with it.
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9/24/2013 6:42:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/24/2013 6:30:57 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
1. If you were a street sign what would you be?

Do not sit on

2. If you were given a box of pencils, what 10 things could you do with them that are not their traditional use?

pick my nose
pick my ear
scratch my back
some combination of those three things over and over

3. Describe a time when you encountered ambiguity and how you dealt with it.

still dealing with it
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9/24/2013 7:06:21 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/24/2013 6:30:57 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
1. If you were a street sign what would you be?

I guess a stop sign. If I was a yield sign I'd feel like I would have no respect.

2. If you were given a box of pencils, what 10 things could you do with them that are not their traditional use?

Smell them
Suck on them
Taste them
Scratch my back
Split them in half
Throw them
Put them through my hair
Put them above my ears
Tap them on desks
Scratch behind my ears

3. Describe a time when you encountered ambiguity and how you dealt with it.

The local ordinance stated that loud music shouldn't be played at night. I didn't follow that. Also once someone (a girl) was being a jerk to another girl, and I didn't like it so I called her a b*tch for no reason.
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9/24/2013 7:24:35 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/24/2013 6:30:57 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
1. If you were a street sign what would you be?

That little brown sign that says ("Turn right to go to _______ Cultural heritage site.)

Or is it a blue sign? AOIJFDOASJDF

2. If you were given a box of pencils, what 10 things could you do with them that are not their traditional use?

Suicide option
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Throw it at the noise i hear when playing (Marco, Polo), and if I hear (You @$$) or equivalent, head that way as fast as possible.
Reserve a seat with it (Nobody gonna sit down on spiky pencil y'all got that)
Assasinate someone by putting it in their pillowcase, and having it pierce through it when it breaks through the case.
Give a nice wooden flavor to my steak shiskabobs or whatever it is.
Something else.

3. Describe a time when you encountered ambiguity and how you dealt with it.
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9/24/2013 10:43:24 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Is this an interview for Oxford?
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9/24/2013 11:37:57 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/24/2013 10:43:24 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Is this an interview for Oxford?

I regret to inform you that you have not been admitted to Oxford. I wish you the best of luck in all your future endeavors!
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9/25/2013 1:06:31 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/24/2013 6:30:57 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
1. If you were a street sign what would you be?

"No butt rape."

2. If you were given a box of pencils, what 10 things could you do with them that are not their traditional use?

Having pretend lightsaber fights with one in each hand (I used to do this a lot when I was into Star Wars), stabbing squirrels, breaking them for recreation, throwing them at children, nibbling the tips off, masturbating, sticking them in food to lift it (or just using them as chopsticks), lining them up and knocking them over like dominoes, soaking them in gasoline and throwing the box into a bonfire, raping someone.

3. Describe a time when you encountered ambiguity and how you dealt with it.

My fourth or fifth grade teacher (it was the same one, but forgot when this was) wanted me to write an essay about someone I "adored." I flat-up told her I was a sociopath.
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9/25/2013 1:33:33 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/24/2013 6:30:57 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
1. If you were a street sign what would you be?

http://www.inspirational-quotes-short-funny-stuff.com...

Not a street sign but also worthy: http://www.teen.com...

2. If you were given a box of pencils, what 10 things could you do with them that are not their traditional use?

1. Stick in my nose.
2. Stick in my ears.
3. Stick in any other orifices.
4. Hit a reset button.
5. Do a magic trick.
6. Spill them on the floor to trip burglars.
7. Remove the graphite and pressure cook it into diamonds.
8. Return them for money cause you only needed one damn pencil.
9. Tape them to a cat.
10. Write something intelligent.

3. Describe a time when you encountered ambiguity and how you dealt with it.

Maybe.
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9/25/2013 2:11:32 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/25/2013 1:33:33 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 9/24/2013 6:30:57 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
1. If you were a street sign what would you be?

http://www.inspirational-quotes-short-funny-stuff.com...

Not a street sign but also worthy: http://www.teen.com...

2. If you were given a box of pencils, what 10 things could you do with them that are not their traditional use?

1. Stick in my nose.
2. Stick in my ears.
3. Stick in any other orifices.
4. Hit a reset button.
5. Do a magic trick.
6. Spill them on the floor to trip burglars.
7. Remove the graphite and pressure cook it into diamonds.
8. Return them for money cause you only needed one damn pencil.
9. Tape them to a cat.
10. Write something intelligent.

3. Describe a time when you encountered ambiguity and how you dealt with it.

Maybe.

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9/25/2013 2:13:58 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/25/2013 1:06:31 AM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 9/24/2013 6:30:57 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
1. If you were a street sign what would you be?

"No butt rape."

2. If you were given a box of pencils, what 10 things could you do with them that are not their traditional use?

Having pretend lightsaber fights with one in each hand (I used to do this a lot when I was into Star Wars), stabbing squirrels, breaking them for recreation, throwing them at children, nibbling the tips off, masturbating, sticking them in food to lift it (or just using them as chopsticks), lining them up and knocking them over like dominoes, soaking them in gasoline and throwing the box into a bonfire, raping someone.

After I'm done laughing I will tell you to seek help

3. Describe a time when you encountered ambiguity and how you dealt with it.

My fourth or fifth grade teacher (it was the same one, but forgot when this was) wanted me to write an essay about someone I "adored." I flat-up told her I was a sociopath.

Do your thing, bro. You also get the job. /thread
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9/27/2013 9:33:14 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/24/2013 6:30:57 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
1. If you were a street sign what would you be?

The red one.

2. If you were given a box of pencils, what 10 things could you do with them that are not their traditional use?

I'm choosing not to answer this one.

3. Describe a time when you encountered ambiguity and how you dealt with it.

Dasein.
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.