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12/2/2013 1:15:36 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Step 1, own a cat (ie satans spawn). Step 2, wallow in misery, because you just wasted 530$ hard earned dollars on a few hours of entertainment. Step 3, kill that freaking cat.

Animal abuse and torture is justified in this scenario.
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12/2/2013 1:28:34 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 1:15:36 AM, TUF wrote:
Step 1, own a cat (ie satans spawn). Step 2, wallow in misery, because you just wasted 530$ hard earned dollars on a few hours of entertainment. Step 3, kill that freaking cat.

Animal abuse and torture is justified in this scenario.

It's not Animal Abuse, it is Nature's Justice!
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12/2/2013 1:31:54 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
step 1: buy xBox
step 2: extreme sporting, with the xbox in your place
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12/2/2013 1:38:25 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 1:28:34 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:15:36 AM, TUF wrote:
Step 1, own a cat (ie satans spawn). Step 2, wallow in misery, because you just wasted 530$ hard earned dollars on a few hours of entertainment. Step 3, kill that freaking cat.

Animal abuse and torture is justified in this scenario.

It's not Animal Abuse, it is Nature's Justice!

Yeah your right. I can afford to be a nihilist for a day.
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12/2/2013 1:41:31 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 1:38:25 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:28:34 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:15:36 AM, TUF wrote:
Step 1, own a cat (ie satans spawn). Step 2, wallow in misery, because you just wasted 530$ hard earned dollars on a few hours of entertainment. Step 3, kill that freaking cat.

Animal abuse and torture is justified in this scenario.

It's not Animal Abuse, it is Nature's Justice!

Yeah your right. I can afford to be a nihilist for a day.

Can you? It comes with a pretty substantial price, not to mention a killer tax. Ethics is counted, for legal purposes, as a taxable territory, and it's actually worse if you're only admitted on a temporary visa.
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12/2/2013 1:52:30 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 1:41:31 AM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:38:25 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:28:34 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:15:36 AM, TUF wrote:
Step 1, own a cat (ie satans spawn). Step 2, wallow in misery, because you just wasted 530$ hard earned dollars on a few hours of entertainment. Step 3, kill that freaking cat.

Animal abuse and torture is justified in this scenario.

It's not Animal Abuse, it is Nature's Justice!

Yeah your right. I can afford to be a nihilist for a day.

Can you? It comes with a pretty substantial price, not to mention a killer tax. Ethics is counted, for legal purposes, as a taxable territory, and it's actually worse if you're only admitted on a temporary visa.

Fine, I will just remain a subjectivist and feel really bad about my actions... later.
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12/2/2013 1:54:54 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 1:52:30 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:41:31 AM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:38:25 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:28:34 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:15:36 AM, TUF wrote:
Step 1, own a cat (ie satans spawn). Step 2, wallow in misery, because you just wasted 530$ hard earned dollars on a few hours of entertainment. Step 3, kill that freaking cat.

Animal abuse and torture is justified in this scenario.

It's not Animal Abuse, it is Nature's Justice!

Yeah your right. I can afford to be a nihilist for a day.

Can you? It comes with a pretty substantial price, not to mention a killer tax. Ethics is counted, for legal purposes, as a taxable territory, and it's actually worse if you're only admitted on a temporary visa.

Fine, I will just remain a subjectivist and feel really bad about my actions... later.

Just think of the steps to guilt like terms in a divergent series.
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12/2/2013 7:08:53 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 1:15:36 AM, TUF wrote:
Step 1, own a cat (ie satans spawn). Step 2, wallow in misery, because you just wasted 530$ hard earned dollars on a few hours of entertainment. Step 3, kill that freaking cat.

Animal abuse and torture is justified in this scenario.

Did your cat actually fvck up your new device? Goddamn kitehs.... I'm sorry to hear that, though. Must be pretty heartbreaking.
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12/2/2013 7:44:38 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 7:08:53 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:15:36 AM, TUF wrote:
Step 1, own a cat (ie satans spawn). Step 2, wallow in misery, because you just wasted 530$ hard earned dollars on a few hours of entertainment. Step 3, kill that freaking cat.

Animal abuse and torture is justified in this scenario.

Did your cat actually fvck up your new device? Goddamn kitehs.... I'm sorry to hear that, though. Must be pretty heartbreaking.

I am about to go home access the damage I will keep you updated.
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12/2/2013 7:47:22 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 1:54:54 AM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:52:30 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:41:31 AM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:38:25 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:28:34 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 12/2/2013 1:15:36 AM, TUF wrote:
Step 1, own a cat (ie satans spawn). Step 2, wallow in misery, because you just wasted 530$ hard earned dollars on a few hours of entertainment. Step 3, kill that freaking cat.

Animal abuse and torture is justified in this scenario.

It's not Animal Abuse, it is Nature's Justice!

Yeah your right. I can afford to be a nihilist for a day.

Can you? It comes with a pretty substantial price, not to mention a killer tax. Ethics is counted, for legal purposes, as a taxable territory, and it's actually worse if you're only admitted on a temporary visa.

Fine, I will just remain a subjectivist and feel really bad about my actions... later.

Just think of the steps to guilt like terms in a divergent series.

I am actually just starting to listen to the audio tapes for these
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12/2/2013 8:31:43 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
So I just got home, and I guess my fiance's text was a joke, because she was trying to prove a point. Dis-regard this entire thread. I am so freaking relieved right now.
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12/2/2013 10:16:20 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 8:31:43 AM, TUF wrote:
So I just got home, and I guess my fiance's text was a joke, because she was trying to prove a point. Dis-regard this entire thread. I am so freaking relieved right now.

lol
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12/2/2013 11:05:31 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 8:31:43 AM, TUF wrote:
So I just got home, and I guess my fiance's text was a joke, because she was trying to prove a point. Dis-regard this entire thread. I am so freaking relieved right now.

Lol. What did she send you? Please tell me it was a photoshopped pic of an xbox in ruins... I actually don't even know how a cat would destroy an xbox (trust me, mine's tried) but I'm sure a cat that's smarter than mine could find a way. My cat's kinda stupid.
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12/2/2013 4:44:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 11:05:31 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 12/2/2013 8:31:43 AM, TUF wrote:
So I just got home, and I guess my fiance's text was a joke, because she was trying to prove a point. Dis-regard this entire thread. I am so freaking relieved right now.

Lol. What did she send you? Please tell me it was a photoshopped pic of an xbox in ruins... I actually don't even know how a cat would destroy an xbox (trust me, mine's tried) but I'm sure a cat that's smarter than mine could find a way. My cat's kinda stupid.

This was the exact text she sent ms right after I left for work "kitty knocked over your xbox. I think a piece fell off." Then she went to sleep. I called her 19 times and keft her 30 messages with no response. I was so stressed out all night!

But yes I was thinking that too. How does a tiny furball kitten knock over a big heavy xbox!? I still believed it though mainly because he hss ruined many other valuable things, mainly chords.
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12/2/2013 5:03:06 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 4:44:19 PM, TUF wrote:
At 12/2/2013 11:05:31 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 12/2/2013 8:31:43 AM, TUF wrote:
So I just got home, and I guess my fiance's text was a joke, because she was trying to prove a point. Dis-regard this entire thread. I am so freaking relieved right now.

Lol. What did she send you? Please tell me it was a photoshopped pic of an xbox in ruins... I actually don't even know how a cat would destroy an xbox (trust me, mine's tried) but I'm sure a cat that's smarter than mine could find a way. My cat's kinda stupid.

This was the exact text she sent ms right after I left for work "kitty knocked over your xbox. I think a piece fell off." Then she went to sleep. I called her 19 times and keft her 30 messages with no response. I was so stressed out all night!

But yes I was thinking that too. How does a tiny furball kitten knock over a big heavy xbox!? I still believed it though mainly because he hss ruined many other valuable things, mainly chords.

One of my cats tried to pull my xbox off of the shelf once. He was sleeping on it and I had to pick him up for some reason and he took it with him. Luckily the shelf is like 8 inches off the ground and he didn't do so well at moving it, but yeah. There's just not much a cat can do besides chew on the cords and it's nbd to fix those.
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12/3/2013 1:55:02 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 5:03:06 PM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 12/2/2013 4:44:19 PM, TUF wrote:
At 12/2/2013 11:05:31 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 12/2/2013 8:31:43 AM, TUF wrote:
So I just got home, and I guess my fiance's text was a joke, because she was trying to prove a point. Dis-regard this entire thread. I am so freaking relieved right now.

Lol. What did she send you? Please tell me it was a photoshopped pic of an xbox in ruins... I actually don't even know how a cat would destroy an xbox (trust me, mine's tried) but I'm sure a cat that's smarter than mine could find a way. My cat's kinda stupid.

This was the exact text she sent ms right after I left for work "kitty knocked over your xbox. I think a piece fell off." Then she went to sleep. I called her 19 times and keft her 30 messages with no response. I was so stressed out all night!

But yes I was thinking that too. How does a tiny furball kitten knock over a big heavy xbox!? I still believed it though mainly because he hss ruined many other valuable things, mainly chords.

One of my cats tried to pull my xbox off of the shelf once. He was sleeping on it and I had to pick him up for some reason and he took it with him. Luckily the shelf is like 8 inches off the ground and he didn't do so well at moving it, but yeah. There's just not much a cat can do besides chew on the cords and it's nbd to fix those.

True, though my laptop charger cost me 30 bucks to replace. I had warauntees on the phone and ipad charger he destroyed.
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12/3/2013 10:40:48 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/3/2013 1:55:02 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/2/2013 5:03:06 PM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
One of my cats tried to pull my xbox off of the shelf once. He was sleeping on it and I had to pick him up for some reason and he took it with him. Luckily the shelf is like 8 inches off the ground and he didn't do so well at moving it, but yeah. There's just not much a cat can do besides chew on the cords and it's nbd to fix those.

True, though my laptop charger cost me 30 bucks to replace. I had warauntees on the phone and ipad charger he destroyed.

Mine cost $60 when i finally got lazy :/ Also it was like 2 feet shorter than it should have been because I had to keep cutting sections out and patching it up lol
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12/3/2013 10:42:38 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/3/2013 10:40:48 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 12/3/2013 1:55:02 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/2/2013 5:03:06 PM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
One of my cats tried to pull my xbox off of the shelf once. He was sleeping on it and I had to pick him up for some reason and he took it with him. Luckily the shelf is like 8 inches off the ground and he didn't do so well at moving it, but yeah. There's just not much a cat can do besides chew on the cords and it's nbd to fix those.

True, though my laptop charger cost me 30 bucks to replace. I had warauntees on the phone and ipad charger he destroyed.

Mine cost $60 when i finally got lazy :/ Also it was like 2 feet shorter than it should have been because I had to keep cutting sections out and patching it up lol

Lol that is awesome that you know how to do that
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12/3/2013 10:44:01 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/3/2013 10:42:38 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/3/2013 10:40:48 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 12/3/2013 1:55:02 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/2/2013 5:03:06 PM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
One of my cats tried to pull my xbox off of the shelf once. He was sleeping on it and I had to pick him up for some reason and he took it with him. Luckily the shelf is like 8 inches off the ground and he didn't do so well at moving it, but yeah. There's just not much a cat can do besides chew on the cords and it's nbd to fix those.

True, though my laptop charger cost me 30 bucks to replace. I had warauntees on the phone and ipad charger he destroyed.

Mine cost $60 when i finally got lazy :/ Also it was like 2 feet shorter than it should have been because I had to keep cutting sections out and patching it up lol

Lol that is awesome that you know how to do that

My grandpa was an electrician and he aught me a lot :) I could probably rewire houses and sh!t but I don't have a license.
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12/3/2013 10:45:49 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/3/2013 10:44:01 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 12/3/2013 10:42:38 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/3/2013 10:40:48 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 12/3/2013 1:55:02 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/2/2013 5:03:06 PM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
One of my cats tried to pull my xbox off of the shelf once. He was sleeping on it and I had to pick him up for some reason and he took it with him. Luckily the shelf is like 8 inches off the ground and he didn't do so well at moving it, but yeah. There's just not much a cat can do besides chew on the cords and it's nbd to fix those.

True, though my laptop charger cost me 30 bucks to replace. I had warauntees on the phone and ipad charger he destroyed.

Mine cost $60 when i finally got lazy :/ Also it was like 2 feet shorter than it should have been because I had to keep cutting sections out and patching it up lol

Lol that is awesome that you know how to do that

My grandpa was an electrician and he aught me a lot :) I could probably rewire houses and sh!t but I don't have a license.

You can make some good money with skills like that miss!
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227
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12/3/2013 10:59:28 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/3/2013 10:45:49 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/3/2013 10:44:01 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
My grandpa was an electrician and he aught me a lot :) I could probably rewire houses and sh!t but I don't have a license.

You can make some good money with skills like that miss!

Might not be a bad idea lol. I work as a cashier now and it kinda sucks. I can't wait until i'm done with college and can get a decent job
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12/3/2013 11:47:09 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/3/2013 10:59:28 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 12/3/2013 10:45:49 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/3/2013 10:44:01 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
My grandpa was an electrician and he aught me a lot :) I could probably rewire houses and sh!t but I don't have a license.

You can make some good money with skills like that miss!

Might not be a bad idea lol. I work as a cashier now and it kinda sucks. I can't wait until i'm done with college and can get a decent job

Psh who needs college. Being a hobo is a much better life, I'd say.
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12/4/2013 11:18:30 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/3/2013 11:47:09 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/3/2013 10:59:28 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 12/3/2013 10:45:49 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/3/2013 10:44:01 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
My grandpa was an electrician and he aught me a lot :) I could probably rewire houses and sh!t but I don't have a license.

You can make some good money with skills like that miss!

Might not be a bad idea lol. I work as a cashier now and it kinda sucks. I can't wait until i'm done with college and can get a decent job

Psh who needs college. Being a hobo is a much better life, I'd say.

Eh, i dunno. It's a bit cold here to be a hobo.
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12/4/2013 11:21:38 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/4/2013 11:18:30 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 12/3/2013 11:47:09 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/3/2013 10:59:28 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 12/3/2013 10:45:49 AM, TUF wrote:
At 12/3/2013 10:44:01 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
My grandpa was an electrician and he aught me a lot :) I could probably rewire houses and sh!t but I don't have a license.

You can make some good money with skills like that miss!

Might not be a bad idea lol. I work as a cashier now and it kinda sucks. I can't wait until i'm done with college and can get a decent job

Psh who needs college. Being a hobo is a much better life, I'd say.

Eh, i dunno. It's a bit cold here to be a hobo.

Move to Cali, and become a hobo on the beach. Then you got it made. You will just have to fight off the seagulls for scraps.
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227