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What kind of worker are you?

KingDebater
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12/22/2013 3:05:17 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
We all know that I'm a perfect worker, but how good a worker are you? Find out with this quiz!

Q1. What is your favourite smell?
A. A nice hot chocolate
B. Hard work
C. French fries

Q2. What occupation do you aspire to have?
A. lousy Curtains salesman
B. Construction worker
C. Fast food cashier boy

Q3. How many hours would you be willing to work in the average day?
A. 2
B. 18
C. 3

Q4. Will your workplace rhyme with "Kurger King", "LackDonalds" or "JFC"?
A. No, it will be something even more lousy
B. No way, my work is useful and I work very hard!
C. Yes!

Q5. If any, who would be your mascot?
A. Drugs!
B. None, a mascot is ultimately a waste of time and effort that could've been used to work a bulldozer or something.
C. Ronald McDonald

Q6. What's your favourite TV Channel/Station?
A. Channel 5
B. BBC
C. ITV (especially Itv2)

Q7. What would be your catchphrase?
A. I'm a burglar!
B. I work hard, I'm intelligent and I get the job done!
C. I work at McDonald's!

Q8. What's your favourite colour?
A. It doesn't matter as long as I get paid for doing nothing!
B. The colour of sweat mixed with a good portion of hard work
C. Burger colour

Q9. What is your preferred mode of transportation?
A. Stolen child's bike
B. A pedal-powered truck as it makes me work hard and get lots of muscle
C. A toy car I got from a happy meal

Q10. What is your favourite pastime?
A. Dancing with all my money I don't deserve
B. Working hard
C. Eating at a fast food place where I work (I get 5p off!)

Add all your answers up:
A - 2 points
B - 10 points
C - 2.5 Points

Your score:
20 - 22.5 - You're a lousy worker who gets paid for no good reason. You're the scum of the Earth.
22.5 - 25 - You're not very strong or useful and you work in a fast food place. You're still better than a person who scored lower, though.
26 - 40 - You work fairly hard but you aren't that good.
40 - 70 - You work quite hard, you're a fairly useful person.
>70 - You're loyal, hard-working, intelligent and you love to work hard. You're a very good worker.

I got 100, what did you get?
KingDebater
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12/22/2013 12:29:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/22/2013 8:11:44 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
I am an electrical and instrumentation technician, a champion of industry! 100 points.
Join the club, fellow useful person!
Noumena
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12/23/2013 2:00:53 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Do philosophers make good workers?
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
dtaylor971
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12/23/2013 8:53:05 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/22/2013 3:05:17 AM, KingDebater wrote:
We all know that I'm a perfect worker, but how good a worker are you? Find out with this quiz!

Q1. What is your favourite smell?
A. A nice hot chocolate


Q2. What occupation do you aspire to have?

B. Construction worker


Q3. How many hours would you be willing to work in the average day?


C. 3

Q4. Will your workplace rhyme with "Kurger King", "LackDonalds" or "JFC"?

B. No way, my work is useful and I work very hard!


Q5. If any, who would be your mascot?

B. None, a mascot is ultimately a waste of time and effort that could've been used to work a bulldozer or something.


Q6. What's your favourite TV Channel/Station?
A. Channel 5
B.
C.

Q7. What would be your catchphrase?
A
B. I work hard, I'm intelligent and I get the job done!
C.

Q8. What's your favourite colour?
A.
B. The colour of sweat mixed with a good portion of hard work
C.

Q9. What is your preferred mode of transportation?

B. A pedal-powered truck as it makes me work hard and get lots of muscle


Q10. What is your favourite pastime?

B. Working hard


Add all your answers up:
A - 2 points
B - 10 points
C - 2.5 Points

Your score:
20 - 22.5 - You're a lousy worker who gets paid for no good reason. You're the scum of the Earth.
22.5 - 25 - You're not very strong or useful and you work in a fast food place. You're still better than a person who scored lower, though.
26 - 40 - You work fairly hard but you aren't that good.
40 - 70 - You work quite hard, you're a fairly useful person.
>70 - You're loyal, hard-working, intelligent and you love to work hard. You're a very good worker.

I got 100, what did you get?

I got a 74.5 I think (I suck at math)
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YYW
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12/24/2013 12:23:35 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
When I first clicked on this thread, I had hopes that KingDebater had actually proffered something of value to the forums. My hope was rewarded with bile... which I properly deserved for even entertaining the possibility that a nuisance could be anything but a nuisance.