Total Posts:2|Showing Posts:1-2
Jump to topic:

Being Single on Valentines Day

PeriodicPatriot
Posts: 140
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
2/14/2014 12:52:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Do you think it's good or bad? Here are some tips (GOOD) on being single on valentine's day:

1. You'll never waste a Saturday at a car show."

2. When it comes to movies such as"Scarface, and"Band of Brothers, ignorance really is bliss."

3. You have total freedom to adopt an adorable stray kitten and name it Fluffkins."

4. Power anthems like Beyonc"'s "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" are more fun when you really mean the lyrics."

5. It's totally fine to give the cute bartender/waiter/barista a napkin with your phone number and the message "call me!""

6. No one will ask you to don a jersey and root for a sports team that doesn't have a shot in hell of winning a game this season."

7. You don't need to ask permission to go on a last-minute trip to Vegas with your girlfriends " or anywhere, for that matter."

9. You can devote hours to primping before a big night out " complete with a blow-out and manicure " without some dude constantly asking when you'll be ready."

10. Although you don't have a BF, you do have a collection of crushes, a.k.a. The Bagel Guy, Running Man, Irish Bartender, and Mr. Good Hair."

11. When you aren't part of a duo, it's much easier to find the time to pursue your own interests, like training for a marathon or writing a screenplay."

12.""Gossip Girl"is even more enjoyable when you don't have to flip to SportsCenter"during the commercial break."

13. There's no need to stress about impressing a guy's mother, sister, boss, or any other VIP in his life."

14. With more time to work out and less temptation to chow down on guy-friendly junk food, you're more likely to squeeze into the skinniest of skinny jeans."

15. TiVo understands you " not someone with an addiction to"Family Guy."

16. No one is keeping track of how much money you spend on shoes."

Hey ladies. You better look at this because someday, when your boyfriend breaks up with you on Valentines Day, you'll go back and regret it in the first place.
Where you can find me besides DDO for a quick chat...

http://bit.ly... (Wattpad)
http://bit.ly... (Quibblo)
http://bit.ly... (Edeb8)

I know I have a different username, so what?