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Pitbull15
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2/15/2014 2:06:03 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Okay, so I'm a huge Miley Cyrus fan, and I got into some deep s*** and I didn't know where else to go to. So after paying my hard-earned money for those tickets, I walk into the concert to find this crazy girl with some short blonde haircut on stage where Miley was supposed to be. I mean, she's shaking her @$$ up on stage while sticking her tongue out for everyone to see, it's insane! So I watch this messed up chick perform some song called "Wrecking Ball", and it was the worst time of my freaking LIFE! I mean, the song was terrible, but the butt shaking and the tonguing kind of added a bit of realism to the song, I'll admit. So I'm sitting here, wondering where the heck Miley Cyrus is and what this messed up b**** did with her! She's just prancing her disgusting body up on that stage with that God-awful haircut while everyone is cheering for her. After 1 hour, I couldn't take the madness anymore. So after another one of her "songs" ends, I decide to take action against this absurdity and try to convince the crowd of their insanity. I muster all my courage, climb up on the stage, and then I shove the she-devil aside and steal the microphone. "Good people of this nation!" I declared "Why are you cheering for this abomination," I say while pointing to it. "who dares stand in the place of our beloved Miley Cyrus?!" I turn to the demon spawn and shout, "How dare you brainwash these people with your awful music and your grotesque body? You really enjoy the limelight you STOLE!!!" The thing just stares at me, absolutely dumbfounded while the crowd stares in complete silence. "HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE SHE ONCE STOOD?!" Overcome with my own rage, I charge toward the she-devil and knock her over. Satisfied at my victory, I pick her up and lift her over my head and boldly address the crowd. "I say we boycott this sorry excuse for a concert and rescue Miley Cyrus from whatever prison this THING put her in! WHO'S WITH ME?!"

As I run down the street, the spawn's brainwashed followers angrily chasing me, I manage to lose them and make it here into my home. I can't ever go into public again as I'm all over the news. I need help!! What did I do wrong? Who was the she-devil in Miley's place? And where is Miley?? PLEASE RESPOND!!!
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2/15/2014 10:33:09 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I believe you were watching Die Antwoord
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2/15/2014 11:05:08 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/15/2014 2:06:03 AM, Pitbull15 wrote:
Okay, so I'm a huge Miley Cyrus fan,

Well there's your problem!
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2/15/2014 12:18:53 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/15/2014 11:05:08 AM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
At 2/15/2014 2:06:03 AM, Pitbull15 wrote:
Okay, so I'm a huge Miley Cyrus fan,

Well there's your problem!

I lol'd
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2/15/2014 1:24:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/15/2014 11:05:08 AM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
At 2/15/2014 2:06:03 AM, Pitbull15 wrote:
Okay, so I'm a huge Miley Cyrus fan,

Well there's your problem!
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2/15/2014 1:47:16 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
"As I run down the street" Why don't I believe your story?
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2/16/2014 10:31:42 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/15/2014 1:47:16 PM, sadolite wrote:
"As I run down the street" Why don't I believe your story?

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