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2/23/2014 9:34:13 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Am I good looking?

That will make all the difference -_-
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2/23/2014 9:35:00 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Oh and "how flexible am I" was the other question I had.
Beliefs in a nutshell:
- The Ends never justify the Means.
- Objectivity is secondary to subjectivity.
- The War on Drugs is the worst policy in the U.S.
- Most people worship technology as a religion.
- Computers will never become sentient.
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2/23/2014 11:27:14 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
There are two kinds of people in this world- those that answer this question with "masturbate"

...and liars.
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2/23/2014 3:29:06 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 11:27:14 AM, Oryus wrote:
There are two kinds of people in this world- those that answer this question with "masturbate"


...and liars.

/thread
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2/23/2014 3:40:25 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I would be straight--it would take me a few minutes to wrap my head around that...then I'd probably go and have sex with all the cute straight guys I used to like, but could never touch.
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2/23/2014 10:17:31 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 3:40:25 PM, bsh1 wrote:
I would be straight--

Assuming that your sexual identity remained constant, no you wouldn't be ;) I can't imagine you as a lesbian, though.

it would take me a few minutes to wrap my head around that...then I'd probably go and have sex with all the cute straight guys I used to like, but could never touch.

Woof.
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2/23/2014 10:23:26 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 9:32:24 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What's the first thing you will do?

must...make....sammich

cannot...fight....genetics
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2/23/2014 10:37:11 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 10:17:31 PM, YYW wrote:
At 2/23/2014 3:40:25 PM, bsh1 wrote:
I would be straight--

Assuming that your sexual identity remained constant, no you wouldn't be ;) I can't imagine you as a lesbian, though.

Well, I was thinking of transplanting my man-loving mind into a woman's body. Soooo many new frontiers opening up in front of me... ;)

it would take me a few minutes to wrap my head around that...then I'd probably go and have sex with all the cute straight guys I used to like, but could never touch.

Woof.

Woof x 100 = Roar
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2/23/2014 10:41:32 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 10:37:11 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 2/23/2014 10:17:31 PM, YYW wrote:
At 2/23/2014 3:40:25 PM, bsh1 wrote:
I would be straight--

Assuming that your sexual identity remained constant, no you wouldn't be ;) I can't imagine you as a lesbian, though.

Well, I was thinking of transplanting my man-loving mind into a woman's body. Soooo many new frontiers opening up in front of me... ;)

I know. lol

it would take me a few minutes to wrap my head around that...then I'd probably go and have sex with all the cute straight guys I used to like, but could never touch.

Woof.

Woof x 100 = Roar

The possibilities. The possibilities.
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2/24/2014 9:55:15 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 9:32:24 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What's the first thing you will do?

Masturbate! And idk, burn my bras or something. Always nice to start the day off with some fire. :)
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2/24/2014 10:03:45 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Probably buy bras. Then lament at the fact that I don't have my trusty wang to guide me through my day.
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2/24/2014 2:32:59 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
The "/thread post"

Probably said it the best.

Probably.
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2/24/2014 2:49:27 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Well, let's see.

I'd open my eyes, and probably realize immediately that I have breasts that are probably hurting, because I fell asleep in a position that didn't account for them.

That would likely terrify me, and I'd jump up and probably faceplant scrambling off the bed to make it to the mirror to find out wtf.

It would likely hit me at that point that I'm (hopefully, omg, hopefully) significantly lighter, making me a little awkward at first, and quite light on my feet thereafter.

But, that would be only a fleeting realization, because I'd grab my face after peeling it from the floor and, upon touching it, notice how drastically different it feels under my (once again, hopefully) longer and more slender fingers.

Alarmed, getting to that mirror would be all the more urgent. What I saw once I got there would very likely affect drastically what I would do next.
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2/24/2014 5:35:16 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Tomorrow you wake up as the opposite sex. What's the first thing you will do.

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2/24/2014 5:47:17 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
i don't know what i would do
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2/24/2014 6:01:13 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 9:32:24 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What's the first thing you will do?

SSTTTTTRREEEEEEEEAK!!
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2/24/2014 6:09:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 9:32:24 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What's the first thing you will do?

Lose my parole officer's number and book a flight to the Bahamas.
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2/24/2014 6:50:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/24/2014 6:01:13 PM, Sswdwm wrote:
At 2/23/2014 9:32:24 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What's the first thing you will do?

SSTTTTTRREEEEEEEEAK!!
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2/24/2014 6:55:02 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Probably tried to get as many girls as possible to see if what my friends say is true, which is If i were a guy I'd probably be a player :3
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2/25/2014 12:19:58 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 9:32:24 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What's the first thing you will do?

The first thing I'd do if I woke up as a woman one day would to learn to accept I am lesbian. :3

Then, I'd just bring it up at work and say "Hey guys, what's up! I'm a woman now! Don't know how it happened, but anyway, which one of you ladies wants to f***?"
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2/25/2014 1:32:27 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 3:29:06 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 2/23/2014 11:27:14 AM, Oryus wrote:
There are two kinds of people in this world- those that answer this question with "masturbate"


...and liars.

/thread
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2/26/2014 9:47:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 9:32:24 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What's the first thing you will do?

Call my girlfriend and cry.
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2/26/2014 11:38:44 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I would masturbate.

At 2/23/2014 11:27:14 AM, Oryus wrote:
There are two kinds of people in this world- those that answer this question with "masturbate"


...and liars.

Damn straight.
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2/27/2014 3:27:50 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
1. Look at myself in the mirror.
2. Take my clothes off and keep looking
3. Masturbate without inserting anything
4. Masturbate with inserting something
5. Seduce a guy
6. Seduce a girl
7. Infinitely repeat 2-6.
8. Occasionally made porno.
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3/3/2014 4:55:11 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 9:32:24 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What's the first thing you will do?

Be very surprised.
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3/3/2014 11:26:08 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/23/2014 9:32:24 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What's the first thing you will do?

...What do you think a twelve year old boy, in middle school, with many curious thoughts, do?

Probably go grocery shopping.
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3/3/2014 11:28:19 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
And then I'd masturbate
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