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3/17/2014 7:29:31 PM
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I am a 14 year-old in Eight Grade. I am not very shy in general, but something changes within me when I come close to a girl. It seems that there is a whole other world I must begin to explore. I would like to have a girlfriend, but I lack the capacity to ask a girl out. I simply seek advice, suggestions, and support from my fellow debate.org users.

Thank you.
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3/17/2014 7:42:43 PM
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At 3/17/2014 7:29:31 PM, WilliamsP wrote:
I am a 14 year-old in Eight Grade. I am not very shy in general, but something changes within me when I come close to a girl. It seems that there is a whole other world I must begin to explore. I would like to have a girlfriend, but I lack the capacity to ask a girl out. I simply seek advice, suggestions, and support from my fellow debate.org users.

Thank you.

First, just learn to have a conversation with a girl. Talk to girls at lunch or after school about anything. The more you talk to girls about simple, even silly things, the more comfortable you'll feel. In my experience, having a good conversation is the best way to get girls to like you.
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3/17/2014 7:45:32 PM
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Walk up behind one at a convenient time; I recommend when they're eating lunch. Lean over them, cup their hair, and whisper that you want to 'eat them instead.'

You can thank me later.
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3/17/2014 7:52:02 PM
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At 3/17/2014 7:45:32 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
Walk up behind one at a convenient time; I recommend when they're eating lunch. Lean over them, cup their hair, and whisper that you want to 'eat them instead.'

You can thank me later.
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3/17/2014 8:01:35 PM
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At 3/17/2014 7:29:31 PM, WilliamsP wrote:
I am a 14 year-old in Eight Grade. I am not very shy in general, but something changes within me when I come close to a girl. It seems that there is a whole other world I must begin to explore. I would like to have a girlfriend, but I lack the capacity to ask a girl out. I simply seek advice, suggestions, and support from my fellow debate.org users.

Thank you.

There is nothing wrong with being shy, William. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Don't rush, though.
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3/17/2014 8:01:57 PM
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At 3/17/2014 7:45:32 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
Walk up behind one at a convenient time; I recommend when they're eating lunch. Lean over them, cup their hair, and whisper that you want to 'eat them instead.'

You can thank me later.

That's gross. 0.0
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3/17/2014 8:09:38 PM
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At 3/17/2014 8:01:57 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 3/17/2014 7:45:32 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
Walk up behind one at a convenient time; I recommend when they're eating lunch. Lean over them, cup their hair, and whisper that you want to 'eat them instead.'

You can thank me later.

That's gross. 0.0

so how would you react if some guy did that to you?
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3/17/2014 8:10:30 PM
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At 3/17/2014 7:29:31 PM, WilliamsP wrote:
I am a 14 year-old in Eight Grade. I am not very shy in general, but something changes within me when I come close to a girl. It seems that there is a whole other world I must begin to explore. I would like to have a girlfriend, but I lack the capacity to ask a girl out. I simply seek advice, suggestions, and support from my fellow debate.org users.

Thank you.

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3/17/2014 8:10:56 PM
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At 3/17/2014 8:09:38 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 3/17/2014 8:01:57 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 3/17/2014 7:45:32 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
Walk up behind one at a convenient time; I recommend when they're eating lunch. Lean over them, cup their hair, and whisper that you want to 'eat them instead.'

You can thank me later.

That's gross. 0.0

so how would you react if some guy did that to you?

He definitely would not even be allowed to touch me.. Like straight up.. -.-
If he even dared.. well.. I'll just leave it at that..
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3/17/2014 8:13:51 PM
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also never ever go up to a girl and say, "SUP B*TCH" they will get mad and they will punch you really hard... and kick you in the nuts
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3/17/2014 8:15:22 PM
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At 3/17/2014 8:13:51 PM, yay842 wrote:
also never ever go up to a girl and say, "SUP B*TCH" they will get mad and they will punch you really hard... and kick you in the nuts

u wot m8?
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3/17/2014 8:15:59 PM
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At 3/17/2014 7:29:31 PM, WilliamsP wrote:
I am a 14 year-old in Eight Grade. I am not very shy in general, but something changes within me when I come close to a girl. It seems that there is a whole other world I must begin to explore. I would like to have a girlfriend, but I lack the capacity to ask a girl out. I simply seek advice, suggestions, and support from my fellow debate.org users.

Thank you.

First answer this question.

Are you attractive or a known 'rebel' at your school?

If yes, then be somewhat passive when you are around girls (stick to less intelligent ones.) and do ridiculously stupid things and say incredibly stupid things. You will be swimming in ladies.

If no, then act like a castrated wimp with no sexuality whatsoever. You could get one or two more intelligent girls.
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3/17/2014 8:16:25 PM
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At 3/17/2014 7:29:31 PM, WilliamsP wrote:
I am a 14 year-old in Eight Grade. I am not very shy in general, but something changes within me when I come close to a girl. It seems that there is a whole other world I must begin to explore. I would like to have a girlfriend, but I lack the capacity to ask a girl out. I simply seek advice, suggestions, and support from my fellow debate.org users.

Thank you.

Girls love confidence in guys. I recommend that you set your ego aside, and just try talking to girls. You're probably going to stuff-up quite a few times, but in the long run, you'll develop the ability to talk to women smoothly.

Some other quick tips I've learned via experience/introspection:

1) Always be leading
2) Don't let girls control you with emotional rhetoric
3) Don't get angry at them, ever. I get really scared when a large guy gets angry, and I'm sure that other girls do, too. Always try to remain calm, but again, don't fall for emotional rhetoric; stand your ground when necessary
4) Keep it light-hearted, for the most part. If a girl likes you, she will start asking about who you are and what you do, and that's the time to be somewhat serious
5) Don't brag about yourself, ever. If a girl feels as if you're trying to impress her, she'll lose interest in you
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3/17/2014 8:17:03 PM
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At 3/17/2014 8:15:22 PM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 3/17/2014 8:13:51 PM, yay842 wrote:
also never ever go up to a girl and say, "SUP B*TCH" they will get mad and they will punch you really hard... and kick you in the nuts

u wot m8?

a list of stuff you should never talk to girls about (but girls are unpredictable and there are exceptions, so this applies to a majority of girls):
1. anything
2. number 1

also, the secret to understanding women is:
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you cant
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3/17/2014 8:21:33 PM
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At 3/17/2014 8:17:03 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 3/17/2014 8:15:22 PM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 3/17/2014 8:13:51 PM, yay842 wrote:
also never ever go up to a girl and say, "SUP B*TCH" they will get mad and they will punch you really hard... and kick you in the nuts

u wot m8?

a list of stuff you should never talk to girls about (but girls are unpredictable and there are exceptions, so this applies to a majority of girls):
1. anything
2. number 1

also, the secret to understanding women is:
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you cant

well the way to understand girls is to get to know that girl first and when u and her know somethings about each other ask her if she would like to go to a movie or something and there u go if she likes u go for it!
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3/17/2014 8:25:13 PM
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At 3/17/2014 8:21:33 PM, softball_32 wrote:

you cant

well the way to understand girls is to get to know that girl first and when u and her know somethings about each other ask her if she would like to go to a movie or something and there u go if she likes u go for it!

no you simply cant, this guy got life figured out
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3/17/2014 8:27:45 PM
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At 3/17/2014 7:45:32 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
Walk up behind one at a convenient time; I recommend when they're eating lunch. Lean over them, cup their hair, and whisper that you want to 'eat them instead.'

You can thank me later.
"not to toot my own horn (it aint need no tooin if u know what im saying), but my writings on "viciousness: the one true viture (fancy spelling for virtue)" and my poem "A poem I wrote about DDO" put me in a class of my damn own. im just an UNRECONGIZED geniuse" -bananafana
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3/17/2014 8:35:30 PM
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At 3/17/2014 7:29:31 PM, WilliamsP wrote:
I am a 14 year-old in Eight Grade. I am not very shy in general, but something changes within me when I come close to a girl. It seems that there is a whole other world I must begin to explore. I would like to have a girlfriend, but I lack the capacity to ask a girl out. I simply seek advice, suggestions, and support from my fellow debate.org users.

Thank you.

Don't get me wrong, but dude, you're just 14. It's not like you're decades above the average age to loose your virginity.

So how about you stop seeing girls as strange objects to be examined and understood, and just see them as normal persons.
Don't pressure yourself by believing you have to directly ask a girl out on a date to the first time you talk to her. Just start hanging out more with the girls you already know and pay attention to them, instead of just listening to your male friends. Be nice and be yourself, just like you talk with boys, maybe except all the penis jokes and things like that.
That way you can get to know some girls and see if you like them and if they like you. The rest will then come in time.
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3/17/2014 8:37:21 PM
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At 3/17/2014 7:45:32 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
Walk up behind one at a convenient time; I recommend when they're eating lunch. Lean over them, cup their hair, and whisper that you want to 'eat them instead.'

You can thank me later.

Would totally work on me. I am not a girl, though.
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3/17/2014 11:00:10 PM
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At 3/17/2014 8:13:51 PM, yay842 wrote:
also never ever go up to a girl and say, "SUP B*TCH" they will get mad and they will punch you really hard... and kick you in the nuts

I learned that the hard way when I went up to my girlfriend and said:

"Woman! Go Make me a sandwich"

And she hit me with her frypan.
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3/17/2014 11:03:49 PM
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At 3/17/2014 11:00:10 PM, LuckyStars wrote:
At 3/17/2014 8:13:51 PM, yay842 wrote:
also never ever go up to a girl and say, "SUP B*TCH" they will get mad and they will punch you really hard... and kick you in the nuts

I learned that the hard way when I went up to my girlfriend and said:

"Woman! Go Make me a sandwich"

And she hit me with her frypan.

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3/17/2014 11:08:42 PM
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Go up to a girl and say a pick up line in a sexy voice...:

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

Hey Baby, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!

Get in the van. Now. I have a gun

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Guaranteed to work 2/3's of the Time,
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3/17/2014 11:10:07 PM
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At 3/17/2014 8:37:21 PM, Skikx wrote:
At 3/17/2014 7:45:32 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
Walk up behind one at a convenient time; I recommend when they're eating lunch. Lean over them, cup their hair, and whisper that you want to 'eat them instead.'

You can thank me later.

Would totally work on me. I am not a girl, though.

You got me excited until you said you weren't a girl... lol

GET IT!!!? ITS A PUN.
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3/17/2014 11:14:31 PM
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At 3/17/2014 11:03:49 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 3/17/2014 11:00:10 PM, LuckyStars wrote:
At 3/17/2014 8:13:51 PM, yay842 wrote:
also never ever go up to a girl and say, "SUP B*TCH" they will get mad and they will punch you really hard... and kick you in the nuts

I learned that the hard way when I went up to my girlfriend and said:

"Woman! Go Make me a sandwich"

And she hit me with her frypan.

Stuff to Say to Women to Get Slapped/Kicked/Punched
1. Yes, that dress makes you look fat.
2. Hi.
3. "I swear, I don't know how those photo's got on my phone."

4. "Remember what I told you? "Women are for kissing, not for talking. Silly Goose."
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3/17/2014 11:15:22 PM
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At 3/17/2014 11:08:42 PM, LuckyStars wrote:
Go up to a girl and say a pick up line in a sexy voice...:


Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

Hey Baby, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!

Get in the van. Now. I have a gun

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Guaranteed to fail 2/3's of the Time

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3/17/2014 11:17:09 PM
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At 3/17/2014 7:29:31 PM, WilliamsP wrote:
I am a 14 year-old in Eight Grade. I am not very shy in general, but something changes within me when I come close to a girl. It seems that there is a whole other world I must begin to explore. I would like to have a girlfriend, but I lack the capacity to ask a girl out. I simply seek advice, suggestions, and support from my fellow debate.org users.

Thank you!

Or you could do what I did, where I kinda watched a girl for a couple days to learn her interests and she was immediately attracted to me when I came in contact with her.
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3/17/2014 11:17:15 PM
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At 3/17/2014 11:08:42 PM, LuckyStars wrote:
Go up to a girl and say a pick up line in a sexy voice...:


Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

Hey Baby, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!

Get in the van. Now. I have a gun

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Guaranteed to work 2/3's of the Time,

NOT A GREAT IDEA dude!
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3/17/2014 11:18:21 PM
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At 3/17/2014 11:15:22 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 3/17/2014 11:08:42 PM, LuckyStars wrote:
Go up to a girl and say a pick up line in a sexy voice...:


Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

Hey Baby, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!

Get in the van. Now. I have a gun

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Guaranteed to fail 2/3's of the Time

fixed

Oh stop it you. This is how my dad first asked out my mother.
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3/17/2014 11:19:16 PM
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At 3/17/2014 11:17:15 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 3/17/2014 11:08:42 PM, LuckyStars wrote:
Go up to a girl and say a pick up line in a sexy voice...:


Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

Hey Baby, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!

Get in the van. Now. I have a gun

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Guaranteed to work 2/3's of the Time,

NOT A GREAT IDEA dude!

Ya, especially with Obama taking 'Murican guns and giving 'em to Al-Qaida.
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3/17/2014 11:19:47 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/17/2014 11:17:15 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 3/17/2014 11:08:42 PM, LuckyStars wrote:
Go up to a girl and say a pick up line in a sexy voice...:


Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

Hey Baby, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!

Get in the van. Now. I have a gun

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Guaranteed to work 2/3's of the Time,

GREAT IDEA dude!

Thx.