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4/1/2014 2:28:21 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/1/2014 12:47:52 PM, savannahbhang wrote:
Explain the dreams you have been experiencing lately.

You don't want to know, lol.
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4/1/2014 5:35:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Last night I fingered Julia Stiles. This morning I dreamt of a red sky and millions of people being sucked into a black hole where the Sun should have been.
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4/1/2014 7:49:40 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
There was a large part of my life where I just didn't dream, but now I do and with some regularity, and they're usually good, they're about the people I care about and especially the ones I love.
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4/1/2014 10:16:43 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/1/2014 5:35:54 PM, InvictusManeo wrote:
Last night I fingered Julia Stiles. This morning I dreamt of a red sky and millions of people being sucked into a black hole where the Sun should have been.

I like your style.

The night before last I had my third dream (over the span of 1-2 yrs) that I was a wide receiver on the Green Bay Packers. I'm impressed that I have such a high opinion of my own athletic skills! Jordy Nelson was giving me fitness tips, which makes some sense because I've been really hitting the gym hard lately and trying to figure out exactly how I want to proceed. I'm trying to figure out if I want to gain weight or not (I'm already cut very good but lack any serious muscle mass) and I'm trying to weigh the pros and cons of each. I was asking Jordy if I should gain weight and sacrifice speed or else bulk up a bit. I've been playing ultimate frisbee every week with a kid that looks insanely similar to Jordy Nelson so that probably played a part.

Immediately after I felt like I was due to get to gym class (high school?) and I wanted to get laid so I stopped by this girl's house that I had sex with about a year ago (I haven't been laid since so that's how far back my mind had to go lol). Now while this was happening (IRL), I was about to wake up and I had a full bladder and morning wood. So I entered her house and knew that I had to concentrate on losing my erection so I could use her bathroom and take a piss before we had sex, so while I was in her bathroom waiting for Johnny to stop admiring the chandelier I woke up. I never get laid in my dreams, there's no feeling to it and it's kind of depressing because it's the only chance I get!
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4/1/2014 10:41:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
darkness... consumed by the darkest black you can find... impossible to see... nothing can be felt... except my own heartbeat.

Nothing could have been seen, heard, smelt, nor felt. There was nothing in this empty space,... i couldn't see anything. I... didn't think of anything. Where am I? Who am I?

...
What am I?

Suddenly, a small tiny dot of a whiteness. It slowly grew bigger. It feels like I'm getting closer and closer towards the bright light and the circle gets bigger and bigger until suddenly i burst out to the other side. I rope I hold onto is attached to me when it is finally cut...
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4/3/2014 6:42:31 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/1/2014 7:49:40 PM, YYW wrote:
There was a large part of my life where I just didn't dream, but now I do and with some regularity, and they're usually good, they're about the people I care about and especially the ones I love.

Apparently everyone dreams every night, it's just a matter of remembering them.
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4/3/2014 10:15:22 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/1/2014 12:47:52 PM, savannahbhang wrote:
Explain the dreams you have been experiencing lately.

I dreamed I was stuck in between 2 walls, and when I pushed it, I fell through the floor.
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4/3/2014 10:26:04 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/1/2014 2:28:21 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 12:47:52 PM, savannahbhang wrote:
Explain the dreams you have been experiencing lately.

You don't want to know, lol.

+1
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4/3/2014 10:30:35 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/1/2014 9:56:37 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
Wet.

Very.
Very.
Wet.

Do tell.
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4/3/2014 11:08:05 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 10:26:04 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/1/2014 2:28:21 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 12:47:52 PM, savannahbhang wrote:
Explain the dreams you have been experiencing lately.

You don't want to know, lol.

+1

I had a dream I jacked off to a video of a roller coaster....... dont ask me why ;)
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4/3/2014 11:09:17 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/1/2014 9:56:37 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
Wet.

Very.
Very.
Wet.

That means you're probably not sexually active during the day time. Good for you ;)
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/3/2014 11:35:34 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 11:08:05 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 10:26:04 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/1/2014 2:28:21 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 12:47:52 PM, savannahbhang wrote:
Explain the dreams you have been experiencing lately.

You don't want to know, lol.

+1

I had a dream I jacked off to a video of a roller coaster....... dont ask me why ;)

I think some of your secret pleasures are surfacing.
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4/3/2014 11:38:05 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 11:35:34 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:08:05 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 10:26:04 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/1/2014 2:28:21 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 12:47:52 PM, savannahbhang wrote:
Explain the dreams you have been experiencing lately.

You don't want to know, lol.

+1

I had a dream I jacked off to a video of a roller coaster....... dont ask me why ;)

I think some of your secret pleasures are surfacing.

I'm just going to watch videos of roller coasters all day now. They're hot.
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/3/2014 11:59:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 11:38:05 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:35:34 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:08:05 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 10:26:04 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/1/2014 2:28:21 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 12:47:52 PM, savannahbhang wrote:
Explain the dreams you have been experiencing lately.

You don't want to know, lol.

+1

I had a dream I jacked off to a video of a roller coaster....... dont ask me why ;)

I think some of your secret pleasures are surfacing.

I'm just going to watch videos of roller coasters all day now. They're hot.

Do you prefer the more curvy ones or the straighter ones?
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4/3/2014 12:03:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 11:59:43 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:38:05 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:35:34 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:08:05 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 10:26:04 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/1/2014 2:28:21 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 12:47:52 PM, savannahbhang wrote:
Explain the dreams you have been experiencing lately.

You don't want to know, lol.

+1

I had a dream I jacked off to a video of a roller coaster....... dont ask me why ;)

I think some of your secret pleasures are surfacing.

I'm just going to watch videos of roller coasters all day now. They're hot.

Do you prefer the more curvy ones or the straighter ones?

The curvy ones that you stand on.
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/3/2014 12:57:21 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 12:03:56 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:59:43 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:38:05 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:35:34 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:08:05 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 10:26:04 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/1/2014 2:28:21 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 12:47:52 PM, savannahbhang wrote:
Explain the dreams you have been experiencing lately.

You don't want to know, lol.

+1

I had a dream I jacked off to a video of a roller coaster....... dont ask me why ;)

I think some of your secret pleasures are surfacing.

I'm just going to watch videos of roller coasters all day now. They're hot.

Do you prefer the more curvy ones or the straighter ones?

The curvy ones that you stand on.

This is almost as important.... Straps/seat belts or bars?
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"I'm a vivacious sex fiend," SolonKR.

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4/3/2014 1:16:10 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 11:09:17 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 9:56:37 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
Wet.

Very.
Very.
Wet.

That means you're probably not sexually active during the day time. Good for you ;)

All you're winky faces in this forum are making me incomfortable
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4/3/2014 1:20:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 1:16:10 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:09:17 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 9:56:37 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
Wet.

Very.
Very.
Wet.

That means you're probably not sexually active during the day time. Good for you ;)

All you're winky faces in this forum are making me incomfortable

I'm just messing about :P
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"I'm a vivacious sex fiend," SolonKR.

Go vote on one of my debates. I'm not that smart, so it'll probably be an easy decision.

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4/3/2014 1:49:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 1:16:10 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:09:17 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 9:56:37 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
Wet.

Very.
Very.
Wet.

That means you're probably not sexually active during the day time. Good for you ;)

All you're winky faces in this forum are making me incomfortable

Sorry it's a bad habit lol
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/3/2014 1:52:39 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 12:57:21 PM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:03:56 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:59:43 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:38:05 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:35:34 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:08:05 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 10:26:04 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/1/2014 2:28:21 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 12:47:52 PM, savannahbhang wrote:
Explain the dreams you have been experiencing lately.

You don't want to know, lol.

+1

I had a dream I jacked off to a video of a roller coaster....... dont ask me why ;)

I think some of your secret pleasures are surfacing.

I'm just going to watch videos of roller coasters all day now. They're hot.

Do you prefer the more curvy ones or the straighter ones?

The curvy ones that you stand on.

This is almost as important.... Straps/seat belts or bars?

I am a good Christian and am not active so I wouldn't know, haha
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/3/2014 1:52:52 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 1:49:01 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 1:16:10 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:09:17 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 9:56:37 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
Wet.

Very.
Very.
Wet.

That means you're probably not sexually active during the day time. Good for you ;)

All you're winky faces in this forum are making me incomfortable

Sorry it's a good habit lol

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4/3/2014 2:00:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 1:52:39 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:57:21 PM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:03:56 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:59:43 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:38:05 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:35:34 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/3/2014 11:08:05 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/3/2014 10:26:04 AM, Jonbonbon wrote:
At 4/1/2014 2:28:21 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/1/2014 12:47:52 PM, savannahbhang wrote:
Explain the dreams you have been experiencing lately.

You don't want to know, lol.

+1

I had a dream I jacked off to a video of a roller coaster....... dont ask me why ;)

I think some of your secret pleasures are surfacing.

I'm just going to watch videos of roller coasters all day now. They're hot.

Do you prefer the more curvy ones or the straighter ones?

The curvy ones that you stand on.

This is almost as important.... Straps/seat belts or bars?

I am a good Christian and am not active so I wouldn't know, haha

Oh I see :P it's alright, I won't tell what you think about roller coasters
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4/3/2014 2:40:03 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/1/2014 12:47:52 PM, savannahbhang wrote:
Explain the dreams you have been experiencing lately.

Last night I dreamed that I was somebody's butler and there was a crazy woman sitting in a pit who was singing dramatically (to the tune of "Part of Your World" from the Little Mermaid) about how a bunch of colorless fruit loops were her brothers and sisters.

Then, the Ninja Turtles (in a very strange animation with strange music) were eating pizza and pouring themselves some tea. Michelangelo poured himself some Kool-aid instead, but it ran out quickly before he could fill his glass, which was smaller than the glasses that his brothers used. He said "dang" and the dream ended.

I DARE ANYBODY TO HAVE A STRANGER DREAM THAN THIS!!!!!
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4/3/2014 4:43:09 PM
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At 4/1/2014 9:56:37 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
Wet.

Very.
Very.
Wet.

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4/3/2014 5:18:05 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I don't dream much, but when I do they tend to be bizarre. I had one recently where I was driving , realized I was dreaming and crashed into a house so I would wake up. In hindsight I wish I would have done something better, like flying or having brunch with Batman.