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tylergraham95
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4/14/2014 1:00:19 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
So... I went up to my uncles farm (his wife hates me for no reason), as per my parents request, on Saturday to do some work (baling hay, chopping wood, tilling soil, etc). They had just bought this work horse that was super emaciated and caked in mud and dirt. They named it dirty. I kept asking if I could wash her and they wouldn't even let me within like 4 feet of her...

They thought I just wanted to ride her for fun.

So later in the day I was working in the same field that they had dirty stabled in tilling soil, and for some reason my aunt felt the need to swing by every few minutes or so to make sure I wasn't going near the horse.
I got really bored and started looking for distractions. Then I found this giant rubber tire, and I thought it would be fun to try and climb
into the tire and roll down the hill in it.
So I climbed inside and began to roll...
And I realized I couldn't stop
So I started to yell really loud
And my aunt and uncle came running
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and trying to catch me riding dirty
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4/14/2014 2:02:21 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/14/2014 1:00:19 PM, tylergraham95 wrote:
So... I went up to my uncles farm (his wife hates me for no reason), as per my parents request, on Saturday to do some work (baling hay, chopping wood, tilling soil, etc). They had just bought this work horse that was super emaciated and caked in mud and dirt. They named it dirty. I kept asking if I could wash her and they wouldn't even let me within like 4 feet of her...

They thought I just wanted to ride her for fun.

So later in the day I was working in the same field that they had dirty stabled in tilling soil, and for some reason my aunt felt the need to swing by every few minutes or so to make sure I wasn't going near the horse.
I got really bored and started looking for distractions. Then I found this giant rubber tire, and I thought it would be fun to try and climb
into the tire and roll down the hill in it.
So I climbed inside and began to roll...
And I realized I couldn't stop
So I started to yell really loud
And my aunt and uncle came running
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and trying to catch me riding dirty

LOL!
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4/14/2014 2:29:19 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
That's hilarious...I hope the horse is okay.
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4/14/2014 2:50:31 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/14/2014 1:00:19 PM, tylergraham95 wrote:
So... I went up to my uncles farm (his wife hates me for no reason), as per my parents request, on Saturday to do some work (baling hay, chopping wood, tilling soil, etc). They had just bought this work horse that was super emaciated and caked in mud and dirt. They named it dirty. I kept asking if I could wash her and they wouldn't even let me within like 4 feet of her...

They thought I just wanted to ride her for fun.

So later in the day I was working in the same field that they had dirty stabled in tilling soil, and for some reason my aunt felt the need to swing by every few minutes or so to make sure I wasn't going near the horse.
I got really bored and started looking for distractions. Then I found this giant rubber tire, and I thought it would be fun to try and climb
into the tire and roll down the hill in it.
So I climbed inside and began to roll...
And I realized I couldn't stop
So I started to yell really loud
And my aunt and uncle came running
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and trying to catch me riding dirty

Lol, I fell out of my seat.
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4/14/2014 3:39:57 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/14/2014 1:00:19 PM, tylergraham95 wrote:
So... I went up to my uncles farm (his wife hates me for no reason), as per my parents request, on Saturday to do some work (baling hay, chopping wood, tilling soil, etc). They had just bought this work horse that was super emaciated and caked in mud and dirt. They named it dirty. I kept asking if I could wash her and they wouldn't even let me within like 4 feet of her...

They thought I just wanted to ride her for fun.

So later in the day I was working in the same field that they had dirty stabled in tilling soil, and for some reason my aunt felt the need to swing by every few minutes or so to make sure I wasn't going near the horse.
I got really bored and started looking for distractions. Then I found this giant rubber tire, and I thought it would be fun to try and climb
into the tire and roll down the hill in it.
So I climbed inside and began to roll...
And I realized I couldn't stop
So I started to yell really loud
And my aunt and uncle came running
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and trying to catch me riding dirty

I was gonna say she prob doesn't like you because she wants to bang you. Women's hysteria and all that nonsense. Anyways, good one.
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4/16/2014 10:16:24 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
LOL, Tyler... Your too funny...
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4/16/2014 10:20:47 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Good one.
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4/16/2014 11:08:36 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/15/2014 8:21:45 AM, Defro wrote:
Very clever. I've seen it a few times before though :P

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