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thett3
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6/8/2014 11:59:01 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Today is my birthday! As with previous years, I would appreciate it if You all chose this thread to just rip on me in. Cheers
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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6/8/2014 12:10:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/8/2014 11:59:01 AM, thett3 wrote:
Today is my birthday! As with previous years, I would appreciate it if You all chose this thread to just rip on me in. Cheers

Ha, what is this guy a cat or a pirate am I right ladies

*struts off with supermodels in arms as he leaves thett3 baffled about his self identity*

Happy Birthday!
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6/8/2014 12:24:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/8/2014 11:59:01 AM, thett3 wrote:
Today is my birthday! As with previous years, I would appreciate it if You all chose this thread to just rip on me in. Cheers

I don't have anything bad to say about you....
Happy birthday!
thett3
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6/8/2014 4:44:39 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
thanks guys, those were some intense insults
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
ESocialBookworm
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6/8/2014 4:51:05 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/8/2014 4:44:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
thanks guys, those were some intense insults

OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE CANCER!!! ME TOO!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (Yours is close to mine! :D)
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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6/8/2014 5:00:05 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/8/2014 11:59:01 AM, thett3 wrote:
Today is my birthday! As with previous years, I would appreciate it if You all chose this thread to just rip on me in. Cheers

You look like poo.
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6/8/2014 8:16:16 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/8/2014 11:59:01 AM, thett3 wrote:
Today is my birthday! As with previous years, I would appreciate it if You all chose this thread to just rip on me in. Cheers

Happy birthday stevie.
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6/8/2014 8:26:46 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/8/2014 4:44:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
thanks guys, those were some intense insults

I don't think roasts involve "tense insultation"
How about NO elections?

#onlyonedeb8
XLAV
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6/8/2014 8:46:52 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/8/2014 11:59:01 AM, thett3 wrote:
Today is my birthday! As with previous years, I would appreciate it if You all chose this thread to just rip on me in. Cheers

Happy birthday roasted chicken!
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6/8/2014 8:49:26 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
rip on me in.

That sounds wrong. ;)
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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6/9/2014 11:12:27 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Why do you think that people care about your birthday? You're worthless. No one on this site likes you in the least. They're not even interested enough in anything you have to say to read your posts out of some morbid curiosity. You're not worthy of even being a zoo animal. This doesn't only apply to the site, though - believe me, everyone you've ever thought enjoys anything (literally anything) about you doesn't. They're just lying to save your feelings - isn't it funny how you only want to be friends with people who don't have the balls to say what they feel? You've done nothing of note in your pathetic life.
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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6/9/2014 11:12:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
sorry
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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6/9/2014 4:20:19 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/8/2014 11:59:01 AM, thett3 wrote:
Today is my birthday! As with previous years, I would appreciate it if You all chose this thread to just rip on me in. Cheers

your poop smells bad
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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6/9/2014 5:28:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/9/2014 4:20:19 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 6/8/2014 11:59:01 AM, thett3 wrote:
Today is my birthday! As with previous years, I would appreciate it if You all chose this thread to just rip on me in. Cheers

your poop smells bad

Yours does too!
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
bsh1
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6/9/2014 6:11:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Ummm...I don't feel comfortable insulting people publicly...even on request.

I guess I'll just say "Happy Birthday!"
Live Long and Prosper

I'm a Bish.


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6/9/2014 6:53:20 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/9/2014 6:11:18 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Ummm...I don't feel comfortable insulting people publicly...even on request.

I guess I'll just say "Happy Birthday!"

I'm totally comfortable with it. Thett is a swashbuckling scalawag! lol
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6/9/2014 6:54:44 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/9/2014 6:11:18 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Ummm...I don't feel comfortable insulting people publicly...even on request.

I guess I'll just say "Happy Birthday!"

You're a much better person that I am.
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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6/9/2014 6:57:47 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/9/2014 6:53:20 PM, YYW wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:11:18 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Ummm...I don't feel comfortable insulting people publicly...even on request.

I guess I'll just say "Happy Birthday!"

I'm totally comfortable with it. Thett is a swashbuckling scalawag! lol

Are you *sure* you're not just complimenting him. I think, if we delete "swashbuckling" and, perhaps, insert "grog impaired, stumbling" that we might get something closer to the OP's request.
Live Long and Prosper

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6/9/2014 6:58:14 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/9/2014 6:54:44 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:11:18 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Ummm...I don't feel comfortable insulting people publicly...even on request.

I guess I'll just say "Happy Birthday!"

You're a much better person that I am.

You seem pretty nice :)
Live Long and Prosper

I'm a Bish.


"Twilight isn't just about obtuse metaphors between cannibalism and premarital sex, it also teaches us the futility of hope." - Raisor

"[Bsh1] is the Guinan of DDO." - ButterCatX

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6/9/2014 7:34:48 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/9/2014 6:58:14 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:54:44 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:11:18 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Ummm...I don't feel comfortable insulting people publicly...even on request.

I guess I'll just say "Happy Birthday!"

You're a much better person that I am.

You seem pretty nice :)

You're nicer!
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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6/9/2014 8:05:10 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/9/2014 11:12:43 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
sorry

Don't be sorry for relaying the truth to us.
Dude... Stop...
bsh1
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6/9/2014 8:13:02 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/9/2014 7:34:48 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:58:14 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:54:44 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:11:18 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Ummm...I don't feel comfortable insulting people publicly...even on request.

I guess I'll just say "Happy Birthday!"

You're a much better person that I am.

You seem pretty nice :)

You're nicer!

Lol...Thank you :) But, let's just say we're equally nice...Then we can both be nice together.
Live Long and Prosper

I'm a Bish.


"Twilight isn't just about obtuse metaphors between cannibalism and premarital sex, it also teaches us the futility of hope." - Raisor

"[Bsh1] is the Guinan of DDO." - ButterCatX

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6/9/2014 9:08:41 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/9/2014 8:13:02 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/9/2014 7:34:48 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:58:14 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:54:44 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:11:18 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Ummm...I don't feel comfortable insulting people publicly...even on request.

I guess I'll just say "Happy Birthday!"

You're a much better person that I am.

You seem pretty nice :)

You're nicer!

Lol...Thank you :) But, let's just say we're equally nice...Then we can both be nice together.

How nice of you!
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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6/9/2014 9:19:53 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/9/2014 9:08:41 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/9/2014 8:13:02 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/9/2014 7:34:48 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:58:14 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:54:44 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/9/2014 6:11:18 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Ummm...I don't feel comfortable insulting people publicly...even on request.

I guess I'll just say "Happy Birthday!"

You're a much better person that I am.

You seem pretty nice :)

You're nicer!

Lol...Thank you :) But, let's just say we're equally nice...Then we can both be nice together.

How nice of you!

That's nice :)
Live Long and Prosper

I'm a Bish.


"Twilight isn't just about obtuse metaphors between cannibalism and premarital sex, it also teaches us the futility of hope." - Raisor

"[Bsh1] is the Guinan of DDO." - ButterCatX

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6/9/2014 9:34:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/8/2014 11:59:01 AM, thett3 wrote:
Today is my birthday! As with previous years, I would appreciate it if You all chose this thread to just rip on me in. Cheers

Birthday? Hah. No one celebrates your Birthday. Heck, your birth certificate is an apology note from the condom factory. The only reason your mother makes you cake is because she laces it with arsenic every year in the hopes that one day, one merciful day, God will realise she failed to abort you three times and strike you dead. What she doesn't know is that Satan finds you too repulsive for hell and so keeps you alive. You want to be a pirate because you've already failed out of everything civil society can offer, including kindergarten. But every time you hop on a boat, you recall the captain, Silvius Von Hunterschwarzen, piercing you with his thick shaft, and the memories draw tears that go deeper than any well, and you flee to your Facebook account to seek solace from the one friend you have there, only to remember that said one friend is your double account you made because you wanted someone, anyone, to like your posts. You go to write dark emo poetry on Tumblr but consistently get 404 gateway errors because your "poetry" frightens the coding. A trembling sack of jelly, you quiver in the mold-infested basement with your friend Larry the poisonous spider until the day you die. Like Cassius, it will be on your Birthday. Unlike Cassius, you will not be remembered. Alone, cold, and miserable, your rotting flesh will provide solace only to Larry as he consumes it for sustenance.

Happy Birthday, Thett.
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6/9/2014 10:29:38 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/9/2014 9:34:01 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 6/8/2014 11:59:01 AM, thett3 wrote:
Today is my birthday! As with previous years, I would appreciate it if You all chose this thread to just rip on me in. Cheers

Birthday? Hah. No one celebrates your Birthday. Heck, your birth certificate is an apology note from the condom factory. The only reason your mother makes you cake is because she laces it with arsenic every year in the hopes that one day, one merciful day, God will realise she failed to abort you three times and strike you dead. What she doesn't know is that Satan finds you too repulsive for hell and so keeps you alive. You want to be a pirate because you've already failed out of everything civil society can offer, including kindergarten. But every time you hop on a boat, you recall the captain, Silvius Von Hunterschwarzen, piercing you with his thick shaft, and the memories draw tears that go deeper than any well, and you flee to your Facebook account to seek solace from the one friend you have there, only to remember that said one friend is your double account you made because you wanted someone, anyone, to like your posts. You go to write dark emo poetry on Tumblr but consistently get 404 gateway errors because your "poetry" frightens the coding. A trembling sack of jelly, you quiver in the mold-infested basement with your friend Larry the poisonous spider until the day you die. Like Cassius, it will be on your Birthday. Unlike Cassius, you will not be remembered. Alone, cold, and miserable, your rotting flesh will provide solace only to Larry as he consumes it for sustenance.

Happy Birthday, Thett.

I died laughing...and in shame..and in horror at how well you know my life
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right