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7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.
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7/13/2014 2:59:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

Kinky...
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7/13/2014 3:26:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

I would like to accept, but I feel that I may be under-qualified...
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7/13/2014 3:36:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 3:26:38 PM, Romanii wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

I would like to accept, but I feel that I may be under-qualified...

I would allow you to be my slave... and since it's you - I'll allow you to have one blanket while sleeping under the car.
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7/13/2014 3:42:11 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 3:36:08 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
At 7/13/2014 3:26:38 PM, Romanii wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

I would like to accept, but I feel that I may be under-qualified...

I would allow you to be my slave... and since it's you - I'll allow you to have one blanket while sleeping under the car.

You are truly the epitome of benevolence, good Master. Has anyone ever heard of such compassion? Such empathy? It is impossible to even contemplate the vast and glorious kindness you show to us dust mites. Please cast a single glance in my direction so that I may live under the delusion that my life has some sort of value!
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7/13/2014 3:56:07 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 3:42:11 PM, Romanii wrote:
At 7/13/2014 3:36:08 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
At 7/13/2014 3:26:38 PM, Romanii wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

I would like to accept, but I feel that I may be under-qualified...

I would allow you to be my slave... and since it's you - I'll allow you to have one blanket while sleeping under the car.

You are truly the epitome of benevolence, good Master. Has anyone ever heard of such compassion? Such empathy? It is impossible to even contemplate the vast and glorious kindness you show to us dust mites. Please cast a single glance in my direction so that I may live under the delusion that my life has some sort of value!

My son, you have my blessings. I am the Lord of Light, and shall share all my land's prosperity with those who work my fields. You will be met with worldly pleasures such as access to fresh water whenever you please, and shall have eternal glory in my every lasting kingdom.
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7/13/2014 4:52:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

0.o what is this?
Better than deserved, as ALWAYS.
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"The Lord doesn't promise us a perfect life that is free of problems, but he does promise that He'll get us through anything." ~SweeTea
"Good Times" ~ Max
"If Jesus isn't in heaven, then it's not heaven; instead, it's hell." ~anonymous
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7/13/2014 4:58:41 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 4:52:28 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

0.o what is this?

lol, are you saying you're interested in applying and want more details?
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7/13/2014 4:59:27 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 4:58:41 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/13/2014 4:52:28 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

0.o what is this?

lol, are you saying you're interested in applying and want more details?

-_- no!
Better than deserved, as ALWAYS.
"The strongest principle of growth lies in human choices."
"The Lord doesn't promise us a perfect life that is free of problems, but he does promise that He'll get us through anything." ~SweeTea
"Good Times" ~ Max
"If Jesus isn't in heaven, then it's not heaven; instead, it's hell." ~anonymous
"Suffering is unimaginably confusing, but it's a way to be drawn closer to God" ~Me
"Tell me what consumes your heart most, and I'll tell you who your God is." ~Dad
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7/13/2014 5:03:35 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 4:59:27 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 7/13/2014 4:58:41 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/13/2014 4:52:28 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

0.o what is this?

lol, are you saying you're interested in applying and want more details?

-_- no!

Fair enough. But you're gonna be BoT's wife, which is the same position, with a slightly longer time period.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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7/13/2014 5:04:34 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 5:03:35 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/13/2014 4:59:27 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 7/13/2014 4:58:41 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/13/2014 4:52:28 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

0.o what is this?

lol, are you saying you're interested in applying and want more details?

-_- no!

Fair enough. But you're gonna be BoT's wife, which is the same position, with a slightly longer time period.

No she isn't.
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7/13/2014 5:07:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 5:03:35 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/13/2014 4:59:27 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 7/13/2014 4:58:41 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/13/2014 4:52:28 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

0.o what is this?

lol, are you saying you're interested in applying and want more details?

-_- no!

Fair enough. But you're gonna be BoT's wife, which is the same position, with a slightly longer time period.

Uhhhhh wait... What?... Did I miss something here??? 0.o
Better than deserved, as ALWAYS.
"The strongest principle of growth lies in human choices."
"The Lord doesn't promise us a perfect life that is free of problems, but he does promise that He'll get us through anything." ~SweeTea
"Good Times" ~ Max
"If Jesus isn't in heaven, then it's not heaven; instead, it's hell." ~anonymous
"Suffering is unimaginably confusing, but it's a way to be drawn closer to God" ~Me
"Tell me what consumes your heart most, and I'll tell you who your God is." ~Dad
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7/13/2014 5:10:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 5:07:28 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:

Fair enough. But you're gonna be BoT's wife, which is the same position, with a slightly longer time period.

Uhhhhh wait... What?... Did I miss something here??? 0.o

Surprised you forgot this one.... You really are prone to blackouts.... You publicly said (in a youtube video) that if he proposed to you, you'd say yes. You don't remember this???
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7/13/2014 5:12:05 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 5:10:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/13/2014 5:07:28 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:

Fair enough. But you're gonna be BoT's wife, which is the same position, with a slightly longer time period.

Uhhhhh wait... What?... Did I miss something here??? 0.o

Surprised you forgot this one.... You really are prone to blackouts.... You publicly said (in a youtube video) that if he proposed to you, you'd say yes. You don't remember this???
No I didn't?,..
Better than deserved, as ALWAYS.
"The strongest principle of growth lies in human choices."
"The Lord doesn't promise us a perfect life that is free of problems, but he does promise that He'll get us through anything." ~SweeTea
"Good Times" ~ Max
"If Jesus isn't in heaven, then it's not heaven; instead, it's hell." ~anonymous
"Suffering is unimaginably confusing, but it's a way to be drawn closer to God" ~Me
"Tell me what consumes your heart most, and I'll tell you who your God is." ~Dad
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7/13/2014 5:13:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 5:12:05 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 7/13/2014 5:10:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/13/2014 5:07:28 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:

Fair enough. But you're gonna be BoT's wife, which is the same position, with a slightly longer time period.

Uhhhhh wait... What?... Did I miss something here??? 0.o

Surprised you forgot this one.... You really are prone to blackouts.... You publicly said (in a youtube video) that if he proposed to you, you'd say yes. You don't remember this???
No I didn't?,..

Ahh too bad you don't remember. How's your puppy doing?
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7/13/2014 5:14:34 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 5:13:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/13/2014 5:12:05 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 7/13/2014 5:10:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/13/2014 5:07:28 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:

Fair enough. But you're gonna be BoT's wife, which is the same position, with a slightly longer time period.

Uhhhhh wait... What?... Did I miss something here??? 0.o

Surprised you forgot this one.... You really are prone to blackouts.... You publicly said (in a youtube video) that if he proposed to you, you'd say yes. You don't remember this???
No I didn't?,..

Ahh too bad you don't remember. How's your puppy doing?

Stop trolling me kid... -_-
Better than deserved, as ALWAYS.
"The strongest principle of growth lies in human choices."
"The Lord doesn't promise us a perfect life that is free of problems, but he does promise that He'll get us through anything." ~SweeTea
"Good Times" ~ Max
"If Jesus isn't in heaven, then it's not heaven; instead, it's hell." ~anonymous
"Suffering is unimaginably confusing, but it's a way to be drawn closer to God" ~Me
"Tell me what consumes your heart most, and I'll tell you who your God is." ~Dad
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7/13/2014 5:39:52 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/13/2014 4:52:28 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

0.o what is this?

It is my advertisement for a personal slave. I need one to work my fields.

But I could never use you as a slave, you'd be my queen. We'd sit in our rocking-chairs and bask in the cool breeze as Romanii works the fields.
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5/6/2018 3:56:49 AM
Posted: 2 weeks ago
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

I would love to be your slave, I just had two questions will I be restricted from wearing anything? And how soon can I start?
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5/6/2018 7:14:25 AM
Posted: 2 weeks ago
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you.

You cannot contract HIV from a cat. Feline HIV (FIV) is only contained to felines.

If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.
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5/7/2018 8:18:06 AM
Posted: 1 week ago
At 5/6/2018 3:56:49 AM, Josh1694 wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you. If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.

I would love to be your slave, I just had two questions will I be restricted from wearing anything?

I require cloth shirt and pant only when entertaining fellow land-owners, which shall be provided and maintained by my 3rd wife, Zarroette. When no respected guests are visiting you will dress in some spare potato sacks or fallen leaves collected from under the garden trees.

And how soon can I start?

Unfortunately you didn't respond quick enough, as Romanii has since filled the position and continues to perform his duties in a satisfactory manner. I have even gifted him with a food and water bowl after the passing of my pet ferret, for I am a truly benevolent master.
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5/7/2018 8:32:01 AM
Posted: 1 week ago
At 5/6/2018 7:14:25 AM, Draka wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you.

You cannot contract HIV from a cat. Feline HIV (FIV) is only contained to felines.

How dare you attempt to correct me. I have CHOSEN to believe that feline AIDS can and will infect my slave should he dare touch them. If you don't respect my beliefs and conform to them you are a racist, misogynistic, sexist, WHITE-privileged, domineering, CAPITALIST! I am now reporting you to Huffpost, NowThis, Buzzfeed, CNN and every late-night comedy/talk-show host. You shall feel the wrath of my liberal brethren for not conforming and rationally challenging MY emotionally-driven beliefs.

If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.
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5/7/2018 9:48:19 AM
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At 5/7/2018 8:32:01 AM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
At 5/6/2018 7:14:25 AM, Draka wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you.

You cannot contract HIV from a cat. Feline HIV (FIV) is only contained to felines.

How dare you attempt to correct me. I have CHOSEN to believe that feline AIDS can and will infect my slave should he dare touch them. If you don't respect my beliefs and conform to them you are a racist, misogynistic, sexist, WHITE-privileged, domineering, CAPITALIST! I am now reporting you to Huffpost, NowThis, Buzzfeed, CNN and every late-night comedy/talk-show host. You shall feel the wrath of my liberal brethren for not conforming and rationally challenging MY emotionally-driven beliefs.

Damn you! How dare you use the media against me!

But, the reason that I knew this is because my childhood cat caught AIDS. He was a "gift" for my ninth birthday, and by my eleventh birthday, he had been infected with HIV.

However, he fought the good fight. He didn't die until I was 18.

If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.
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5/8/2018 2:34:37 AM
Posted: 1 week ago
tl'dr Blade of Truth flirts with a homosexual male for the purpose of making the latter his slave.

Well, at least we know what two people's scores on the bdsm test would be.
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5/8/2018 7:57:01 AM
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At 5/7/2018 9:48:19 AM, Draka wrote:
At 5/7/2018 8:32:01 AM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
At 5/6/2018 7:14:25 AM, Draka wrote:
At 7/13/2014 2:56:15 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Official Job Title: Personal Slave.

I am in dire need of a full-time slave. Obviously there will be no pay. You will need to collect your own food from the fields. Insects are high in protein, so you should be able to manage. Your sleeping quarters will be the ground space between my car and the floor in the garage. I figure the car being over you will be adequate cover from the outside elements. You must refer to me as Master, Lord, or Savior. As I will be all three of those things to you. I do not discriminate between skin colors - that's racist. I will accept slaves of every race and nationality. You are also not allowed to play with my cats, they have feline AIDS and will bite you.

You cannot contract HIV from a cat. Feline HIV (FIV) is only contained to felines.

How dare you attempt to correct me. I have CHOSEN to believe that feline AIDS can and will infect my slave should he dare touch them. If you don't respect my beliefs and conform to them you are a racist, misogynistic, sexist, WHITE-privileged, domineering, CAPITALIST! I am now reporting you to Huffpost, NowThis, Buzzfeed, CNN and every late-night comedy/talk-show host. You shall feel the wrath of my liberal brethren for not conforming and rationally challenging MY emotionally-driven beliefs.

Damn you! How dare you use the media against me!

But, the reason that I knew this is because my childhood cat caught AIDS. He was a "gift" for my ninth birthday, and by my eleventh birthday, he had been infected with HIV.

However, he fought the good fight. He didn't die until I was 18.

I'm glad to hear he lived a good life considering the circumstances!

If they bite you anyways, that's probably a sign that God doesn't love you. I also have a strict - whip only policy meaning you need not worry about harsh punishment. Everyone enjoys a good whipping. This job position will be a minimum of a 10 year commitment.

I think that covers everything. Food, Shelter, Pay, and Place. Yup. So, please feel free to inbox me with your acceptance of this position if you desire to do so.
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5/8/2018 8:08:57 AM
Posted: 1 week ago
At 5/8/2018 2:34:37 AM, YYW wrote:
tl'dr Blade of Truth flirts with a homosexual male for the purpose of making the latter his slave.

Filthy minded mongrel, I needed a slave for my fields. A Honduran princess currently lays in my chambers.

Well, at least we know what two people's scores on the bdsm test would be.

If you mean bdsmtest.org, I just did it out of curiosity myself, lol.

Results:
94% Vanilla
77% Master/Mistress
77% Dominant
62% Primal (Hunter)
51% Owner
48% Switch
46% Brat Tamer

The results don't surprise me, but the test itself was menial and repetitive. Not worth the time, could have told you this myself.
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5/8/2018 8:12:03 AM
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At 5/8/2018 2:57:11 AM, WOLF.J wrote:
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You would have loved it here 3-4 years ago, good times. Glad this was necroposted haha
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5/8/2018 11:23:22 PM
Posted: 1 week ago
At 5/8/2018 8:08:57 AM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
At 5/8/2018 2:34:37 AM, YYW wrote:
tl'dr Blade of Truth flirts with a homosexual male for the purpose of making the latter his slave.

Filthy minded mongrel, I needed a slave for my fields. A Honduran princess currently lays in my chambers.

I think that really, the only fields you're plowing are your Honduran princesses's. hehe

Well, at least we know what two people's scores on the bdsm test would be.

If you mean bdsmtest.org, I just did it out of curiosity myself, lol.

Results:
94% Vanilla
77% Master/Mistress
77% Dominant
62% Primal (Hunter)
51% Owner
48% Switch
46% Brat Tamer

The results don't surprise me, but the test itself was menial and repetitive. Not worth the time, could have told you this myself.

Those are very boring results, but that's fine. Enjoy your caribbean slam piece.