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10/6/2014 3:46:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
...in a sexual partner. If we excluded personality traits and just focused on physical traits, what would you look for?

For me, 6 feet tall, fit, thick head of hair, very little body hair, and great legs/thighs matter a lot. Someone like this is very, very attractive: http://www.muumuse.com...

So, what traits do you look for?
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10/6/2014 4:15:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I don't care about physical appearance, once the person is hygienic.
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I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

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10/6/2014 4:30:05 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/6/2014 3:46:29 PM, bsh1 wrote:
...in a sexual partner. If we excluded personality traits and just focused on physical traits, what would you look for?

For me, 6 feet tall, fit, thick head of hair, very little body hair, and great legs/thighs matter a lot. Someone like this is very, very attractive: http://www.muumuse.com...

So, what traits do you look for?

I'm not specific on height. Super tall guys (for me anything above 5'10 lol) don't really do it, though I suppose I'd prefer that to super short (below 5'4). Body hair doesn't matter to me as much as it seems to to a lot of other guys. If it's somewhat groomed, it can fit quite nicely I think. A little bit of scruff is also nice along with medium-ish dark hair (obviously related to my love-hate relationship with my own gingerness). Being in good shape and practicing basic hygiene obviously also go together, though besides the above my tastes don't really stand out much. Besides a slight proclivity for latino men, I suppose my love of piercings and tattoos might be the only thing to (in some way) individuate my tastes. Well that and that I'm not really race-specific (gay guys, I've found, are incredibly choosy in this regard which is one factor which has turned me off to the Grindr experience).
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10/6/2014 9:08:23 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Between 5'6 and 5'10. I'm 6'0 so anything in that range works. I love blonde hair/blue-green eye mix. This image shows my exact preference. Instant attraction. http://rebeccaskeele.com...

I do also like brunettes with matching brown eyes. I prefer full lips with a little more color than in the image above. Long legs with the upper thigh gap, I'm a total sucker for nice legs and actually prefer that to both tits and butt. In regards to those two, I like proportion. Not too big on top or bottom, but equally curved and natural - no plastic for me. Skin wise I prefer smooth silky skin, and think a millky white complexion is nicer than a tan one, with a few freckles splashed around. Naturally athletic, or lightly toned.

I also appreciate natural beauty, and despise girls that cake on makeup. If she still looks beautiful first thing in the morning, then I know I've got a keeper.

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10/6/2014 10:56:13 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/6/2014 3:46:29 PM, bsh1 wrote:
...in a sexual partner. If we excluded personality traits and just focused on physical traits, what would you look for?

For me, 6 feet tall, fit, thick head of hair, very little body hair, and great legs/thighs matter a lot. Someone like this is very, very attractive: http://www.muumuse.com...

So, what traits do you look for?

-Preferably shorter than me.
-C34 boob size
-Peach butt
-Semi DSLs
-Very little body hair, but wouldn't mind a little "landing strip"
-Prefered race: White or Asian, prefers Americanized Asians ;)
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10/7/2014 12:39:01 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/6/2014 3:46:29 PM, bsh1 wrote:
...in a sexual partner. If we excluded personality traits and just focused on physical traits, what would you look for?

For me, 6 feet tall, fit, thick head of hair, very little body hair, and great legs/thighs matter a lot. Someone like this is very, very attractive: http://www.muumuse.com...

So, what traits do you look for?

I MATCH THAT DESCRIPTION
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10/7/2014 12:40:01 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/6/2014 3:46:29 PM, bsh1 wrote:
...in a sexual partner. If we excluded personality traits and just focused on physical traits, what would you look for?

For me, 6 feet tall, fit, thick head of hair, very little body hair, and great legs/thighs matter a lot. Someone like this is very, very attractive: http://www.muumuse.com...

So, what traits do you look for?

minus the 100lbs of muscle
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10/7/2014 12:58:31 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
-Blonde hair
-Blue eyes
-Documentation of at least 9 generations of purely white ancestors (and by white I mean real white--England, Scotland, Ireland, Germany, and the Nordic countries. And only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland.)
-Degree from an Ivy League university
-Wealthy
-O blood type so I can use her blood for transfusions should an apocalypse occur
-Protestant--and I mean real Protestant. None of this Evangelical flim flam. Mainline only. and by mainline I'm talking old school conservative stoic mainline
-Has seen High School Musical
-Without any morals whatsoever (AKA willing to help me on my political career)
-Wealthy x2
-Willing to join DDO
-Descended from a pirate
-Good with a sword
-Good with a gun
-Good with kids
-Good with cats
-Willing to let me have 10 cats
-Willing to clean up after my 10 cats
-Willing to love each cat in 100 loving ways
-Good texter because Lord knows I'll be too busy to actually be around and paying attention to her most of the time and phone calls suck
-Willing to let me take mistresses while remaining faithful to me
-Understands that m standoffish humor is actually a mask for my failure to relate to anyone emotionally
-Good sense of humor. And by good, I mean still pretends to laugh at my tired, uncreative, and overused jokes.
-97th percentile+ in intelligence
-Sings Disney songs
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10/7/2014 1:00:25 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/7/2014 12:58:31 AM, thett3 wrote:
-Blonde hair
-Blue eyes
-Documentation of at least 9 generations of purely white ancestors (and by white I mean real white--England, Scotland, Ireland, Germany, and the Nordic countries. And only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland.)
-Degree from an Ivy League university
-Wealthy
-O blood type so I can use her blood for transfusions should an apocalypse occur
-Protestant--and I mean real Protestant. None of this Evangelical flim flam. Mainline only. and by mainline I'm talking old school conservative stoic mainline
-Has seen High School Musical
-Without any morals whatsoever (AKA willing to help me on my political career)
-Wealthy x2
-Willing to join DDO
-Descended from a pirate
-Good with a sword
-Good with a gun
-Good with kids
-Good with cats
-Willing to let me have 10 cats
-Willing to clean up after my 10 cats
-Willing to love each cat in 100 loving ways
-Good texter because Lord knows I'll be too busy to actually be around and paying attention to her most of the time and phone calls suck
-Willing to let me take mistresses while remaining faithful to me
-Understands that m standoffish humor is actually a mask for my failure to relate to anyone emotionally
-Good sense of humor. And by good, I mean still pretends to laugh at my tired, uncreative, and overused jokes.
-97th percentile+ in intelligence
-Sings Disney songs
This is despicable. Why would you wish for someone who can sing Disney songs?
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10/7/2014 1:06:32 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/7/2014 12:58:31 AM, thett3 wrote:
-Blonde hair
-Blue eyes
-Documentation of at least 9 generations of purely white ancestors (and by white I mean real white--England, Scotland, Ireland, Germany, and the Nordic countries. And only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland.)
-Degree from an Ivy League university
-Wealthy
-O blood type so I can use her blood for transfusions should an apocalypse occur
-Protestant--and I mean real Protestant. None of this Evangelical flim flam. Mainline only. and by mainline I'm talking old school conservative stoic mainline
-Has seen High School Musical
-Without any morals whatsoever (AKA willing to help me on my political career)
-Wealthy x2
-Willing to join DDO
-Descended from a pirate
-Good with a sword
-Good with a gun
-Good with kids
-Good with cats
-Willing to let me have 10 cats
-Willing to clean up after my 10 cats
-Willing to love each cat in 100 loving ways
-Good texter because Lord knows I'll be too busy to actually be around and paying attention to her most of the time and phone calls suck
-Willing to let me take mistresses while remaining faithful to me
-Understands that m standoffish humor is actually a mask for my failure to relate to anyone emotionally
-Good sense of humor. And by good, I mean still pretends to laugh at my tired, uncreative, and overused jokes.
-97th percentile+ in intelligence
-Sings Disney songs

I fit all of them except for the ones pertaining to race...
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10/7/2014 1:13:16 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/7/2014 1:06:32 AM, UchihaMadara wrote:
At 10/7/2014 12:58:31 AM, thett3 wrote:
-Blonde hair
-Blue eyes
-Documentation of at least 9 generations of purely white ancestors (and by white I mean real white--England, Scotland, Ireland, Germany, and the Nordic countries. And only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland.)
-Degree from an Ivy League university
-Wealthy
-O blood type so I can use her blood for transfusions should an apocalypse occur
-Protestant--and I mean real Protestant. None of this Evangelical flim flam. Mainline only. and by mainline I'm talking old school conservative stoic mainline
-Has seen High School Musical
-Without any morals whatsoever (AKA willing to help me on my political career)
-Wealthy x2
-Willing to join DDO
-Descended from a pirate
-Good with a sword
-Good with a gun
-Good with kids
-Good with cats
-Willing to let me have 10 cats
-Willing to clean up after my 10 cats
-Willing to love each cat in 100 loving ways
-Good texter because Lord knows I'll be too busy to actually be around and paying attention to her most of the time and phone calls suck
-Willing to let me take mistresses while remaining faithful to me
-Understands that m standoffish humor is actually a mask for my failure to relate to anyone emotionally
-Good sense of humor. And by good, I mean still pretends to laugh at my tired, uncreative, and overused jokes.
-97th percentile+ in intelligence
-Sings Disney songs

I fit all of them except for the ones pertaining to race...

You're a 13 year old wealthy Ivy League graduate/sword fighter/gun fighter/sociopath/catlover/disney song singer who pretends to laugh at my jokes?
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"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

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10/7/2014 1:20:14 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/7/2014 1:13:16 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/7/2014 1:06:32 AM, UchihaMadara wrote:
At 10/7/2014 12:58:31 AM, thett3 wrote:
-Blonde hair
-Blue eyes
-Documentation of at least 9 generations of purely white ancestors (and by white I mean real white--England, Scotland, Ireland, Germany, and the Nordic countries. And only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland.)
-Degree from an Ivy League university
-Wealthy
-O blood type so I can use her blood for transfusions should an apocalypse occur
-Protestant--and I mean real Protestant. None of this Evangelical flim flam. Mainline only. and by mainline I'm talking old school conservative stoic mainline
-Has seen High School Musical
-Without any morals whatsoever (AKA willing to help me on my political career)
-Wealthy x2
-Willing to join DDO
-Descended from a pirate
-Good with a sword
-Good with a gun
-Good with kids
-Good with cats
-Willing to let me have 10 cats
-Willing to clean up after my 10 cats
-Willing to love each cat in 100 loving ways
-Good texter because Lord knows I'll be too busy to actually be around and paying attention to her most of the time and phone calls suck
-Willing to let me take mistresses while remaining faithful to me
-Understands that m standoffish humor is actually a mask for my failure to relate to anyone emotionally
-Good sense of humor. And by good, I mean still pretends to laugh at my tired, uncreative, and overused jokes.
-97th percentile+ in intelligence
-Sings Disney songs

I fit all of them except for the ones pertaining to race...

You're a 13 year old wealthy Ivy League graduate/sword fighter/gun fighter/sociopath/catlover/disney song singer who pretends to laugh at my jokes?

excuse me...
I'm FOURTEEN.

But otherwise, yes, that is correct, hahahahahahahaha.....hahaha....ha...ha....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.........hahah.....ha....
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10/7/2014 8:32:27 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/6/2014 3:46:29 PM, bsh1 wrote:
...in a sexual partner. If we excluded personality traits and just focused on physical traits, what would you look for?

Is non-ugly and DTF :P


For me, 6 feet tall, fit, thick head of hair, very little body hair, and great legs/thighs matter a lot. Someone like this is very, very attractive: http://www.muumuse.com...

So, what traits do you look for?
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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10/7/2014 10:12:28 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/7/2014 8:40:30 AM, Ajabi wrote:
My boner just won't go down, so erotic.
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I had this as my phone's screensaver for the longest time lol.
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10/7/2014 4:21:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/6/2014 3:46:29 PM, bsh1 wrote:
...in a sexual partner. If we excluded personality traits and just focused on physical traits, what would you look for?

For me, 6 feet tall, fit, thick head of hair, very little body hair, and great legs/thighs matter a lot. Someone like this is very, very attractive: http://www.muumuse.com...

So, what traits do you look for?

Very little body hair, thin (not especially muscular), white, hygienic, generally my height (6'0) or within a few inches of that. I don't mind shorter guys, though.
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10/7/2014 4:43:53 PM
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At 10/6/2014 10:56:13 PM, Defro wrote:
At 10/6/2014 3:46:29 PM, bsh1 wrote:
...in a sexual partner. If we excluded personality traits and just focused on physical traits, what would you look for?

For me, 6 feet tall, fit, thick head of hair, very little body hair, and great legs/thighs matter a lot. Someone like this is very, very attractive: http://www.muumuse.com...

So, what traits do you look for?

-Preferably shorter than me.
I don't know any guys who like taller girls. XD
-C34 boob size
-Peach butt
"A butt is a butt." - Imabench.
-Semi DSLs
wut?
-Very little body hair, but wouldn't mind a little "landing strip"
A wut?
-Prefered race: White or Asian, prefers Americanized Asians ;)
Solonkr~
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I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

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In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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10/7/2014 4:52:43 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/6/2014 3:46:29 PM, bsh1 wrote:
...in a sexual partner. If we excluded personality traits and just focused on physical traits, what would you look for?

For me, 6 feet tall, fit, thick head of hair, very little body hair, and great legs/thighs matter a lot. Someone like this is very, very attractive: http://www.muumuse.com...

So, what traits do you look for?

Someone who is around 5' to 5'6" tall. my preferred hair colour is a medium brown, but then again, i tend to like many different colours because I find that some girls may have different hair colours but they might actually quite suit them. I would look someone who is not too skinny but not too ridiculously well built either - perhaps a midway? I would look for someone whom I find very pretty. But then again, i'm just 14 so I'm not exactly looking for a "sexual" partner...
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10/8/2014 12:46:13 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/7/2014 4:43:53 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 10/6/2014 10:56:13 PM, Defro wrote:
At 10/6/2014 3:46:29 PM, bsh1 wrote:
...in a sexual partner. If we excluded personality traits and just focused on physical traits, what would you look for?

For me, 6 feet tall, fit, thick head of hair, very little body hair, and great legs/thighs matter a lot. Someone like this is very, very attractive: http://www.muumuse.com...

So, what traits do you look for?

-Preferably shorter than me.
I don't know any guys who like taller girls. XD
-C34 boob size
-Peach butt
"A butt is a butt." - Imabench.
-Semi DSLs
wut?
-Very little body hair, but wouldn't mind a little "landing strip"
A wut?
-Prefered race: White or Asian, prefers Americanized Asians ;)

There are different types of butts. Flat butts, bubble butts, and peach butts. Bubble butts usually belong to models, but I prefer peach butts because they're more curvy and I like that.

DSL: Dick Sucking Lips

"Landing Strip". You know. Like a little patch of happiness.
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10/8/2014 1:02:49 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/7/2014 12:58:31 AM, thett3 wrote:
-Blonde hair
-Blue eyes
-Documentation of at least 9 generations of purely white ancestors (and by white I mean real white--England, Scotland, Ireland, Germany, and the Nordic countries. And only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland.)
-Degree from an Ivy League university
-Wealthy
-O blood type so I can use her blood for transfusions should an apocalypse occur
-Protestant--and I mean real Protestant. None of this Evangelical flim flam. Mainline only. and by mainline I'm talking old school conservative stoic mainline
-Has seen High School Musical
-Without any morals whatsoever (AKA willing to help me on my political career)
-Wealthy x2
-Willing to join DDO
-Descended from a pirate
-Good with a sword
-Good with a gun
-Good with kids
-Good with cats
-Willing to let me have 10 cats
-Willing to clean up after my 10 cats
-Willing to love each cat in 100 loving ways
-Good texter because Lord knows I'll be too busy to actually be around and paying attention to her most of the time and phone calls suck
-Willing to let me take mistresses while remaining faithful to me
-Understands that m standoffish humor is actually a mask for my failure to relate to anyone emotionally
-Good sense of humor. And by good, I mean still pretends to laugh at my tired, uncreative, and overused jokes.
-97th percentile+ in intelligence
-Sings Disney songs

Now if only every man had as excellent standards as you. We wouldn't have so many genetically inferior people walking about. I second your sentiments on proof of generational purity and willingness to have and care for 10 cats. Cheers.
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10/8/2014 1:04:29 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/7/2014 4:04:54 PM, Wylted wrote:
Tall blondes without much of a body. Somebody like Taylor Swift would be perfect.

Shiiiiit, I'll give her something to sing about. This DDDDDDICKKKKK
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10/8/2014 1:12:04 AM
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At 10/7/2014 4:43:53 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
I don't know any guys who like taller girls. XD

I'd be down for a taller chick if she met my other standards. Idk why guys are against it, but you're right - rarely do guys like taller girls. For me, I view it as a chance to have taller children. I'm weird though, in the sense that I'm way too obsessed with having the strongest possible offspring.

Anyways, now you can say you know at-least one guy who likes taller girls.
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10/8/2014 10:10:35 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/8/2014 1:35:42 AM, Defro wrote:
At 10/8/2014 1:12:04 AM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:

I'm weird though, in the sense that I'm way too obsessed with having the strongest possible offspring.


http://www.best-exercises-to-lose-weight-quickly.com...

There is more to strength than just physical -_-

I think that is disgusting. Ew. Like, where are her tits? Does she come with a pair of balls too?
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10/8/2014 11:40:12 AM
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At 10/7/2014 12:58:31 AM, thett3 wrote:
-Blonde hair
Check
-Blue eyes
Check
-Documentation of at least 9 generations of purely white ancestors (and by white I mean real white--England, Scotland, Ireland, Germany, and the Nordic countries. And only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland.)
My great granddad was in the SS and both my fathers and my mothers family line stems from German nobles.
-Degree from an Ivy League university
I did go to a good German school, but official degrees are overrated anyway.
-Wealthy
Working on it.
-O blood type so I can use her blood for transfusions should an apocalypse occur
Why would you need a transfusion during the apocalypse?
Anyway, I'm not O, but I'm good at convincing the right people.
-Protestant--and I mean real Protestant. None of this Evangelical flim flam. Mainline only. and by mainline I'm talking old school conservative stoic mainline
Well, I am confirmed as a protestant, but my pastor was quite progressive. At least compared to American conservatives. I am quite good at taking on other people values as my own, if the situation demands it, though.
-Has seen High School Musical
Check
-Without any morals whatsoever (AKA willing to help me on my political career)
Check
-Wealthy x2
Still working
-Willing to join DDO
Check
-Descended from a pirate
Noble > Pirate?
-Good with a sword
I did Kung Fu once. But I prefer a staff
-Good with a gun
I'm a quick learner.
-Good with kids
Just like wolves, no? Open the gate and unleash them onto your enemies.
-Good with cats
I haven't met one animal that didn't love me on sight.
-Willing to let me have 10 cats
Check
-Willing to clean up after my 10 cats
Aren't they pretty clean pets anyway?
-Willing to love each cat in 100 loving ways
Does this include eating them? No?
Well, I haven't met one animal that I didn't love on first sight.
-Good texter because Lord knows I'll be too busy to actually be around and paying attention to her most of the time and phone calls suck
I am very careful with words to make sure they convey the right meaning. As a trade off, it takes some time for me to write a text.
I also don't mind if you don't contact me at all while you're away.
-Willing to let me take mistresses while remaining faithful to me
Only if you bring her home to humiliate me.
-Understands that m standoffish humor is actually a mask for my failure to relate to anyone emotionally
You don't need to mask that for me.
-Good sense of humor. And by good, I mean still pretends to laugh at my tired, uncreative, and overused jokes.
I can laugh about everything.
-97th percentile+ in intelligence
My answer to this will either be unsatisfying or paint me as arrogant. So I'll just say that I never actually studied for school and rarely did my homework, but still graduated with ease.
-Sings Disney songs
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