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Vox_Veritas
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11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
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11/10/2014 2:23:41 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Get a rubber cloth or drawer liner. Works like a charm. Or use the rubbery underside of a rug.
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11/10/2014 2:25:24 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:23:41 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Get a rubber cloth or drawer liner. Works like a charm. Or use the rubbery underside of a rug.

You've had this problem too?
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mishapqueen
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11/10/2014 2:26:49 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:25:24 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:23:41 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Get a rubber cloth or drawer liner. Works like a charm. Or use the rubbery underside of a rug.

You've had this problem too?

Oh, yeah. Lots of times. Sometimes even my dad can't open things without a rubbery thingy. It keeps your hands from hurting, and helps you have a better grip!
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11/10/2014 2:43:35 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

You are Coke deficient.
Drink Coke immediately to replenish your strength.
My work here is, finally, done.
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11/10/2014 2:48:49 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

You have two options.
1. Start doing coke the way a real man does.
2. Pushups.
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11/10/2014 2:50:04 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:43:35 PM, Khaos_Mage wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

You are Coke deficient.
Drink Coke immediately to replenish your strength.

Good idea! Those people in the coke commercials are healthy and attractive, so surely drinking lots and lots of coke caused that!
*purchases 2 dozen coke bottles*
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11/10/2014 2:51:06 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:48:49 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

You have two options.
1. Start doing coke the way a real man does.
2. Pushups.

How do you do option one? Stab a hole at the top of the container, perhaps?
Call me Vox, the Resident Contrarian of debate.org.

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11/10/2014 2:53:38 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:51:06 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:48:49 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

You have two options.
1. Start doing coke the way a real man does.
2. Pushups.

How do you do option one? Stab a hole at the top of the container, perhaps?
No. Yell at it until it opens.
People who I've called as mafia DP1:
TUF, and YYW
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11/10/2014 2:55:14 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:53:38 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:51:06 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:48:49 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

You have two options.
1. Start doing coke the way a real man does.
2. Pushups.

How do you do option one? Stab a hole at the top of the container, perhaps?
No. Yell at it until it opens.

Sounds awesome! Surely after 10 hours of yelling that coke bottle will grow intimidated and open!
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SamStevens
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11/10/2014 3:12:14 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

You ought to pump some iron, eat a healthy diet, etc.
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11/10/2014 3:33:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Run the cap under hot water. Then try to open it WITH A TOWEL
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11/10/2014 3:45:23 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:53:38 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:51:06 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:48:49 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

You have two options.
1. Start doing coke the way a real man does.
2. Pushups.

How do you do option one? Stab a hole at the top of the container, perhaps?
No. Yell at it until it opens.

Imagine that, a German yelling...
My work here is, finally, done.
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11/10/2014 4:09:16 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:25:24 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 11/10/2014 2:23:41 PM, ***Whimpy-Girl*** wrote:
Get a rubber cloth or drawer liner. Works like a charm. Or use the rubbery underside of a rug.

You've had this problem too?

lol,

I've had this issue with pickle jars before..
which granted, my girlfriend has then been able to open :/

just leave it alone and pretend it didn't happen, you're not supposed to talk about it.
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11/10/2014 5:09:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:

WHAT'S GOING ON?!

First World Problems are going on, my friend.

In all seriousness though, try running the cap under some very hot water for maybe five minutes. It will loosen it up for you.
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11/10/2014 8:24:25 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/10/2014 2:04:36 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
I think I've suddenly lost the ability to open a large coke bottle. I'll admit that I'm a skinny wimpy dude, but I'm not THAT weak! To illustrate my point, I just lifted a fairly heavy chair, so I don't think that my wimpiness is the issue here.
When I tried to open a coke bottle, I tried turning the lid with all the might in my fingers, and nothing happened except that my fingers became somewhat sore.
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Do it the way a real man does. Squeeze the bottle until it explodes.

Or you could poke a hole through and put a few mint Mentos in there and enjoy the fireworks.
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11/11/2014 4:46:30 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
It could just be the Coke bottles.
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