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How to cure internet butthurt?

UtherPenguin
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2/12/2015 2:26:58 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I seem to notice that the internet is a place of great diversity: people of different races, religions and nationalities from all around the world engaging in some thought provoking flame wars, in the process everyone becomes offensive or offended.

I've become butthurt recently. Everytime I am on the computer I have trouble sleeping because I have been offended and butthurt so much during a short duration that the aching pain of my bottom is too much to bear sleeping in.

The paint of my butt has come so far that I developed a crack that split my butt in two. I can't even sit anymore because my butt hurts so much.

Does anyone have any treatments for butthurtedness?
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.
-GreyParrot
UtherPenguin
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2/13/2015 12:40:05 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
dear journal, day 34

Hundredth forum post, I am not sure if I will ever get my butthurt disease treated.
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.
-GreyParrot
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2/13/2015 7:55:52 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/12/2015 2:26:58 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
I seem to notice that the internet is a place of great diversity: people of different races, religions and nationalities from all around the world engaging in some thought provoking flame wars, in the process everyone becomes offensive or offended.

I've become butthurt recently. Everytime I am on the computer I have trouble sleeping because I have been offended and butthurt so much during a short duration that the aching pain of my bottom is too much to bear sleeping in.

The paint of my butt has come so far that I developed a crack that split my butt in two. I can't even sit anymore because my butt hurts so much.

Does anyone have any treatments for butthurtedness?

In the end nothing you say or anyone else says matters on this site. The govt doesn't use it to make policy.
UtherPenguin
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2/13/2015 11:43:23 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
In the end nothing you say or anyone else says matters on this site. The govt doesn't use it to make policy.

That statement hurt my butt so much that I developed a crack that split my butt in two, WHEN WILL THE BUTTHURT EVER END!!!
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.
-GreyParrot