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9/25/2015 3:09:27 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/25/2015 3:02:23 PM, XLAV wrote:
Title says it all. How do I become one of those guys that Taylor Swift always b*tches about in her songs?

Go out with some girl, make her think you are interested in her, dump her after the second or third day, repeat as necessary.
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9/25/2015 4:52:08 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/25/2015 3:02:23 PM, XLAV wrote:
Title says it all. How do I become one of those guys that Taylor Swift always b*tches about in her songs?

1. Make yourself look what women would consider hot.
2. Get arrested about 1 dozen times (minor offences so that you spend a minimal amount of time in prison)
3. Become jock-ish. Be neither underweight nor overweight.
4. Flavor your language with profanity.
5. Be more assertive towards women, though not in a @$$hole kind of way.
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9/25/2015 4:54:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/25/2015 4:52:08 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 9/25/2015 3:02:23 PM, XLAV wrote:
Title says it all. How do I become one of those guys that Taylor Swift always b*tches about in her songs?

1. Make yourself look what women would consider hot.
2. Get arrested about 1 dozen times (minor offences so that you spend a minimal amount of time in prison)
3. Become jock-ish. Be neither underweight nor overweight.
4. Flavor your language with profanity.
5. Be more assertive towards women, though not in a @$$hole kind of way.
6. Get a leather jacket and wear it often.
7. Take up smoking.
8. Do not graduate from high school.
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9/25/2015 5:44:29 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
1. Become attractive, which consists of the following:
a) Good fashion
b) Heathy skin
c) Sexy haircut/facial hair
d) Sexy body language
e) Sexy voice

2. Become more assertive and persistent, but not persistent in a desperate way, but a 'I'm going to get what I want' way.

3. Become a good lover

4. Develop the art of the conversationalist, especially concentrate on being smooth

5. Lots more things, becoming a player isn't easy and is full of nuance, especially if you aren't naturally great-looking.
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9/25/2015 8:15:34 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/25/2015 3:02:23 PM, XLAV wrote:
Title says it all. How do I become one of those guys that Taylor Swift always b*tches about in her songs?

You can start by being a dick to every girl you meet. They love that stuff
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9/25/2015 11:48:06 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
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9/26/2015 8:36:39 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/25/2015 3:09:27 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 9/25/2015 3:02:23 PM, XLAV wrote:
Title says it all. How do I become one of those guys that Taylor Swift always b*tches about in her songs?

Go out with some girl, make her think you are interested in her, dump her after the second or third day, repeat as necessary.

Naw it should at least be a month till he does that.
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9/26/2015 10:22:32 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/25/2015 3:02:23 PM, XLAV wrote:
Title says it all. How do I become one of those guys that Taylor Swift always b*tches about in her songs?

You don't become it, either you are it or you're not. To start though, you simply have to date girls without ever committing seriously to them - the key is that THEY think you are actually seriously committed. Meanwhile, you've got some side girls that you keep on the low low should your girlfriend be out of town or acting like a prude. Best thing is if they attend different schools, that makes it real easy to play the game since they don't cross each other in social circles. Tell all of them that you love them, obviously. Then, when the main girl finds out - just tell her about all her friends that you banged while dating her. Burn that bridge - actually... nuke it. That's what a player does - cause a player don't give a f*ck. Don't hate the player baby, hate the game!

But yeah, you don't really "become" one. It just sorta happens naturally. That's not to say you won't naturally turn into one if you start working out hardcore and make lots of money, but mostly it's a natural thing - either you are one or you aren't.
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9/26/2015 10:25:24 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/26/2015 10:22:32 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
At 9/25/2015 3:02:23 PM, XLAV wrote:
Title says it all. How do I become one of those guys that Taylor Swift always b*tches about in her songs?

You don't become it, either you are it or you're not. To start though, you simply have to date girls without ever committing seriously to them - the key is that THEY think you are actually seriously committed. Meanwhile, you've got some side girls that you keep on the low low should your girlfriend be out of town or acting like a prude. Best thing is if they attend different schools, that makes it real easy to play the game since they don't cross each other in social circles. Tell all of them that you love them, obviously. Then, when the main girl finds out - just tell her about all her friends that you banged while dating her. Burn that bridge - actually... nuke it. That's what a player does - cause a player don't give a f*ck. Don't hate the player baby, hate the game!

But yeah, you don't really "become" one. It just sorta happens naturally. That's not to say you won't naturally turn into one if you start working out hardcore and make lots of money, but mostly it's a natural thing - either you are one or you aren't.

Also, you can be a broke, skinny/fat/ugly player - but they usually have all ugly chicks flocking around them - so it's like a... idk, gross lower class std fest.
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9/29/2015 8:08:43 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/25/2015 3:02:23 PM, XLAV wrote:
Title says it all. How do I become one of those guys that Taylor Swift always b*tches about in her songs?

I have pretty good luck with women using my normal look and charm.
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10/1/2015 9:50:31 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/1/2015 12:46:16 AM, ford_prefect wrote:
You join a team and play

I've already done that joke above, lol.
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10/2/2015 11:15:24 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Don't worry, you already are :)

Kidding, mostly.

All you gotta do is hop from one girl to the next in a time span of about two weeks. Or, for an added player bonus, cheat on multiple girls in one day!
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