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4/7/2016 9:36:11 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
Post your embarrassing moments here. They don't have to be your deep dark ones, just kind of your day to day ones that make you blush.

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Today I was on the phone with LHI scheduling a dentist appoint while driving home from work. They put me on a very long hold, and eventually I put my phone down and forgot I was on hold. I started free-style rapping horribly, full of just raunchy non-nonsensical crap for like 5 minutes before I realized and remembered I was still on the phone. I picked up the phone and the operator was still there trying to call my name. I hung up immediately.

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4/7/2016 10:49:41 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/7/2016 9:36:11 PM, TUF wrote:
Post your embarrassing moments here. They don't have to be your deep dark ones, just kind of your day to day ones that make you blush.

EX:

Today I was on the phone with LHI scheduling a dentist appoint while driving home from work. They put me on a very long hold, and eventually I put my phone down and forgot I was on hold. I started free-style rapping horribly, full of just raunchy non-nonsensical crap for like 5 minutes before I realized and remembered I was still on the phone. I picked up the phone and the operator was still there trying to call my name. I hung up immediately.

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4/7/2016 10:58:35 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/7/2016 9:36:11 PM, TUF wrote:
Post your embarrassing moments here. They don't have to be your deep dark ones, just kind of your day to day ones that make you blush.

EX:

Today I was on the phone with LHI scheduling a dentist appoint while driving home from work. They put me on a very long hold, and eventually I put my phone down and forgot I was on hold. I started free-style rapping horribly, full of just raunchy non-nonsensical crap for like 5 minutes before I realized and remembered I was still on the phone. I picked up the phone and the operator was still there trying to call my name. I hung up immediately.

Your turn, go!

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4/8/2016 12:02:08 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/7/2016 9:36:11 PM, TUF wrote:
Post your embarrassing moments here. They don't have to be your deep dark ones, just kind of your day to day ones that make you blush.

EX:

Today I was on the phone with LHI scheduling a dentist appoint while driving home from work. They put me on a very long hold, and eventually I put my phone down and forgot I was on hold. I started free-style rapping horribly, full of just raunchy non-nonsensical crap for like 5 minutes before I realized and remembered I was still on the phone. I picked up the phone and the operator was still there trying to call my name. I hung up immediately.

Your turn, go!

Last year I had a pimple on my forehead. So, instead of popping it like anyone would do, I thought that I would use some prescription medication given to me for acne for it. Well, I put it on the night before, woke up, and everything seems fine and the pimple reduces in size. Then, in advisory, another person pointed out that I had a bunch of peel on my forehead.... I wiped it with my shirt and it just kept peeling until the dry skin was gone. Pretty embarrassing since I probably walked around with a bunch of peel.
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4/8/2016 12:08:13 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
One time during a physical, when the doctor was examining my testicles I instinctively ran my fingers through his hair.

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4/8/2016 12:13:16 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
When I was 13 and about to kiss my girlfriend for the first time, I was so nervous I missed her lips and had to try again.

Doesn't seem like such a big deal now, but it was at the time lol.
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4/8/2016 12:59:36 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
I like to listen to music and tap to the beat/rhythm whenever I'm in my room, including after showers. One of my friends came over, and began knocking. I didn't hear it. So he opened the door slightly, saw me walking around in my boxers, tapping my hips with my fingers to the beat, and slowly closed the door and began knocking until the song ended.

I was at a movie with the girl I like, and she had the popcorn, so I reach over without looking to grab a few pieces, and missing and hit her in the stomach.
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4/8/2016 1:05:16 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/7/2016 9:36:11 PM, TUF wrote:
Post your embarrassing moments here. They don't have to be your deep dark ones, just kind of your day to day ones that make you blush.

EX:

Today I was on the phone with LHI scheduling a dentist appoint while driving home from work. They put me on a very long hold, and eventually I put my phone down and forgot I was on hold. I started free-style rapping horribly, full of just raunchy non-nonsensical crap for like 5 minutes before I realized and remembered I was still on the phone. I picked up the phone and the operator was still there trying to call my name. I hung up immediately.

Your turn, go!

When I was in preschool at like 3 years old it was the first day of school ever. I had to use the bathroom to take a sh1t, and when I was done, I opened the door and mooned everyone asking the teacher to wipe my butt. Very cringe-worthy. At that time I had my mom do it since I hated it.
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4/8/2016 1:42:10 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
Every moment around people is embarrassing for me.
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4/8/2016 1:43:13 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 1:05:16 AM, Sam7411 wrote:
At 4/7/2016 9:36:11 PM, TUF wrote:
Post your embarrassing moments here. They don't have to be your deep dark ones, just kind of your day to day ones that make you blush.

EX:

Today I was on the phone with LHI scheduling a dentist appoint while driving home from work. They put me on a very long hold, and eventually I put my phone down and forgot I was on hold. I started free-style rapping horribly, full of just raunchy non-nonsensical crap for like 5 minutes before I realized and remembered I was still on the phone. I picked up the phone and the operator was still there trying to call my name. I hung up immediately.

Your turn, go!


When I was in preschool at like 3 years old it was the first day of school ever. I had to use the bathroom to take a sh1t, and when I was done, I opened the door and mooned everyone asking the teacher to wipe my butt. Very cringe-worthy. At that time I had my mom do it since I hated it.

What did the teacher do?
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4/8/2016 2:38:20 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 1:43:13 AM, n7 wrote:
At 4/8/2016 1:05:16 AM, Sam7411 wrote:
At 4/7/2016 9:36:11 PM, TUF wrote:
Post your embarrassing moments here. They don't have to be your deep dark ones, just kind of your day to day ones that make you blush.

EX:

Today I was on the phone with LHI scheduling a dentist appoint while driving home from work. They put me on a very long hold, and eventually I put my phone down and forgot I was on hold. I started free-style rapping horribly, full of just raunchy non-nonsensical crap for like 5 minutes before I realized and remembered I was still on the phone. I picked up the phone and the operator was still there trying to call my name. I hung up immediately.

Your turn, go!


When I was in preschool at like 3 years old it was the first day of school ever. I had to use the bathroom to take a sh1t, and when I was done, I opened the door and mooned everyone asking the teacher to wipe my butt. Very cringe-worthy. At that time I had my mom do it since I hated it.

What did the teacher do?

i dont remember actually-poor teacher
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4/8/2016 2:32:35 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 1:05:16 AM, Sam7411 wrote:
At 4/7/2016 9:36:11 PM, TUF wrote:
Post your embarrassing moments here. They don't have to be your deep dark ones, just kind of your day to day ones that make you blush.

EX:

Today I was on the phone with LHI scheduling a dentist appoint while driving home from work. They put me on a very long hold, and eventually I put my phone down and forgot I was on hold. I started free-style rapping horribly, full of just raunchy non-nonsensical crap for like 5 minutes before I realized and remembered I was still on the phone. I picked up the phone and the operator was still there trying to call my name. I hung up immediately.

Your turn, go!


When I was in preschool at like 3 years old it was the first day of school ever. I had to use the bathroom to take a sh1t, and when I was done, I opened the door and mooned everyone asking the teacher to wipe my butt. Very cringe-worthy. At that time I had my mom do it since I hated it.

That's the funniest f-cking thing I've ever read in my life.
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4/8/2016 4:58:52 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 4:49:20 PM, XLAV wrote:
Back when I was in 6th grade I thought no one would notice me wanking in class.

Did they?
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4/8/2016 5:00:13 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 4:58:52 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 4/8/2016 4:49:20 PM, XLAV wrote:
Back when I was in 6th grade I thought no one would notice me wanking in class.

Did they?

They did and I had to say I lie that I was scratching my balls.
Though I wanked successfully in class a couple of times before I was caught, lol.
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4/8/2016 5:00:36 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 5:00:13 PM, XLAV wrote:

They did and I had to lie that I was scratching my balls.
Though I wanked successfully in class a couple of times before I was caught, lol.

fix'd
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4/8/2016 6:16:58 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 12:08:13 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
One time during a physical, when the doctor was examining my testicles I instinctively ran my fingers through his hair.

this is hilarious, I kinda want do it intentionally for the lols
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4/8/2016 6:18:01 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 4:49:20 PM, XLAV wrote:
Back when I was in 6th grade I thought no one would notice me wanking in class.

did you cum in your pants?

because i imagine the embarassing part is everyone thinking you pissed yourself...
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4/8/2016 6:56:16 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
I was sitting in my music class, and it was a theatre set up, so it was a tight fit, close seating, they weren't desk. I was in the middle of two guys, and I was digging through my backpack (on my lap) trying to find my notebook, I found it, and a tampon flew out when I whipped out my note book, and hit the guys lap, and landed on the floor...he picked it up, and handed it back...I never sat by him again.
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4/8/2016 6:59:14 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 6:18:01 PM, FourTrouble wrote:
At 4/8/2016 4:49:20 PM, XLAV wrote:
Back when I was in 6th grade I thought no one would notice me wanking in class.

did you cum in your pants?
I didn't finish, but my past wanks in class I cum'd in my lunch box.

because i imagine the embarassing part is everyone thinking you pissed yourself...

The embarrassing part is everyone thinking you're a perv for wanking in class.
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4/8/2016 7:02:45 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 6:56:16 PM, Rosalie wrote:
I was sitting in my music class, and it was a theatre set up, so it was a tight fit, close seating, they weren't desk. I was in the middle of two guys, and I was digging through my backpack (on my lap) trying to find my notebook, I found it, and a tampon flew out when I whipped out my note book, and hit the guys lap, and landed on the floor...he picked it up, and handed it back...I never sat by him again.

LMAO
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4/8/2016 7:03:43 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 7:02:45 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/8/2016 6:56:16 PM, Rosalie wrote:
I was sitting in my music class, and it was a theatre set up, so it was a tight fit, close seating, they weren't desk. I was in the middle of two guys, and I was digging through my backpack (on my lap) trying to find my notebook, I found it, and a tampon flew out when I whipped out my note book, and hit the guys lap, and landed on the floor...he picked it up, and handed it back...I never sat by him again.

LMAO

He was nice about it though...he handed it back and was like "Here you go"...

lmao....and I always get caught punching my brother in public, even though he hits me first..
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4/8/2016 7:05:40 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 7:03:43 PM, Rosalie wrote:
At 4/8/2016 7:02:45 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/8/2016 6:56:16 PM, Rosalie wrote:
I was sitting in my music class, and it was a theatre set up, so it was a tight fit, close seating, they weren't desk. I was in the middle of two guys, and I was digging through my backpack (on my lap) trying to find my notebook, I found it, and a tampon flew out when I whipped out my note book, and hit the guys lap, and landed on the floor...he picked it up, and handed it back...I never sat by him again.

LMAO

He was nice about it though...he handed it back and was like "Here you go"...

Lol yeah he knows it's just a human body everyone does it.

lmao....and I always get caught punching my brother in public, even though he hits me first..

That is every sibling haha
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4/8/2016 7:07:05 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 7:05:40 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/8/2016 7:03:43 PM, Rosalie wrote:
At 4/8/2016 7:02:45 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/8/2016 6:56:16 PM, Rosalie wrote:
I was sitting in my music class, and it was a theatre set up, so it was a tight fit, close seating, they weren't desk. I was in the middle of two guys, and I was digging through my backpack (on my lap) trying to find my notebook, I found it, and a tampon flew out when I whipped out my note book, and hit the guys lap, and landed on the floor...he picked it up, and handed it back...I never sat by him again.

LMAO

He was nice about it though...he handed it back and was like "Here you go"...

Lol yeah he knows it's just a human body everyone does it.

Are you sure!? some men go on quarantine if their women is on their period..

lmao....and I always get caught punching my brother in public, even though he hits me first..

That is every sibling haha
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4/8/2016 7:08:26 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/8/2016 7:07:05 PM, Rosalie wrote:
At 4/8/2016 7:05:40 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/8/2016 7:03:43 PM, Rosalie wrote:
At 4/8/2016 7:02:45 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/8/2016 6:56:16 PM, Rosalie wrote:
I was sitting in my music class, and it was a theatre set up, so it was a tight fit, close seating, they weren't desk. I was in the middle of two guys, and I was digging through my backpack (on my lap) trying to find my notebook, I found it, and a tampon flew out when I whipped out my note book, and hit the guys lap, and landed on the floor...he picked it up, and handed it back...I never sat by him again.

LMAO

He was nice about it though...he handed it back and was like "Here you go"...

Lol yeah he knows it's just a human body everyone does it.

Are you sure!? some men go on quarantine if their women is on their period..

what, are they like 13? If so that makes sense.
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4/8/2016 7:31:28 PM
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So this one time in music class I'm sitting next to this girl, and I don't know what she was trying to find, but whatever she was doing, a tampon comes flying out of her bag and whips my in the face, right there in front of the whole class. Inside I'm like "wtf?", but I try to be polite and just hand it back to her.

I'm glad that weirdo never sat next to me after that.
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4/8/2016 7:53:50 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
okay so this one time I was at uni before class and decided to light up a bowl. I dropped my lighter in this guy's backpack and all of his papers went up in flames. I pissed the fire out. At the moment of me peeing in the backpack this girl walks in, we make eye contact and she walks out. The class smelt like piss and fire for the rest of the class.
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4/9/2016 3:12:27 AM
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At 4/8/2016 7:53:50 PM, Jedi4 wrote:
okay so this one time I was at uni before class and decided to light up a bowl. I dropped my lighter in this guy's backpack and all of his papers went up in flames. I pissed the fire out. At the moment of me peeing in the backpack this girl walks in, we make eye contact and she walks out. The class smelt like piss and fire for the rest of the class.

I thought your dead, like literally dead.
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4/9/2016 3:20:56 AM
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This isn't necessarily embarrassing for me specifically but one of my cousins was known for being "frisky". One day her mom walked into her having sex with some random dude and threw used wet condoms at her saying that the cat had been collecting/vomitting them up from the trash can or whatever
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4/9/2016 3:34:34 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
A doctor asked me when's the last time you passed urine . I thought that ment when my last test was . So I answered about 3 years ago.