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Annie is more awesome than Ken

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4/21/2016 7:43:40 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
She more awesome than Ken since her name has the privilege of utilizing the first letter of the alphabet, she is shorter than Ken(6ft 4in) so I don't have the chore of looking up to someone two inches taller than me, and she can come up with some crazy truth or dares.

This thread is the product of a truth or dare game in the hangouts.
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
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4/21/2016 7:44:45 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/21/2016 7:43:40 AM, SamStevens wrote:
She is more awesome than Ken since her name has the privilege of utilizing the first letter of the alphabet, she is shorter than Ken(6ft 4in) so I don't have the chore of looking up to someone two inches taller than me, and she can come up with some crazy truth or dares.

This thread is the product of a truth or dare game in the hangouts.
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
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4/21/2016 7:45:36 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Bump
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
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4/21/2016 7:45:42 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Bumpp
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
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4/21/2016 7:45:47 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Bumppp
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
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4/21/2016 7:45:55 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Bumpppp
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
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4/21/2016 7:46:04 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Bumppppp
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
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4/21/2016 9:46:49 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/21/2016 8:09:42 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
Who the bleep is Ken?

He's this guy who frequents the site. Unfortunately, he was born with a third nipple located on his back.
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
Vaarka
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4/21/2016 11:05:22 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/21/2016 9:46:49 PM, SamStevens wrote:
At 4/21/2016 8:09:42 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
Who the bleep is Ken?

He's this guy who frequents the site. Unfortunately, he was born with a third nipple located on his back.

He lets small animals get nectar from his back-teet
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCat: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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4/21/2016 11:08:27 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/21/2016 11:05:22 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 4/21/2016 9:46:49 PM, SamStevens wrote:
At 4/21/2016 8:09:42 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
Who the bleep is Ken?

He's this guy who frequents the site. Unfortunately, he was born with a third nipple located on his back.

He lets small animals get nectar from his back-teet

I also heard that he ejaculates gingivitis out of the pores of his skin on his butt cheeks.
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
Vaarka
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4/21/2016 11:11:32 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/21/2016 11:08:27 PM, SamStevens wrote:
At 4/21/2016 11:05:22 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 4/21/2016 9:46:49 PM, SamStevens wrote:
At 4/21/2016 8:09:42 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
Who the bleep is Ken?

He's this guy who frequents the site. Unfortunately, he was born with a third nipple located on his back.

He lets small animals get nectar from his back-teet

I also heard that he ejaculates gingivitis out of the pores of his skin on his butt cheeks.

I've heard that's how he rejuvenates his tear ducts after a night of sad sobbing over his spilt back-nipple milk (he makes those glasses especially for Annie).
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCat: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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4/21/2016 11:16:30 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/21/2016 11:12:28 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Of course she is. That's my Annie. :-)

You should see what she's like on the hangouts. I heard that she eats house centipedes when no one is watching.
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
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4/21/2016 11:21:02 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/21/2016 11:16:30 PM, SamStevens wrote:
At 4/21/2016 11:12:28 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Of course she is. That's my Annie. :-)

You should see what she's like on the hangouts. I heard that she eats house centipedes when no one is watching.

I've been in hangouts with Annie before. Public and private. The house almost never gets invaded now.
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4/22/2016 12:50:42 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/21/2016 11:21:02 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 4/21/2016 11:16:30 PM, SamStevens wrote:
At 4/21/2016 11:12:28 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Of course she is. That's my Annie. :-)

You should see what she's like on the hangouts. I heard that she eats house centipedes when no one is watching.

I've been in hangouts with Annie before. Public and private. The house almost never gets invaded now.

wow, annie protection seems pretty good. How much does it cost?
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
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4/22/2016 1:34:35 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/21/2016 11:12:28 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Of course she is. That's my Annie. :-)

Bae <3
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.
Deep down, we're all dumbassses who act like shittheads

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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4/22/2016 2:00:04 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
This thread lmao
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"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

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4/22/2016 9:33:32 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
I was also told that he hangs himself from meat hooks at night. He can only sleep when he is dangling from his own flesh.
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."