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Opsianos
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5/2/2016 1:43:55 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
This thread is basically for ranting about, expressing annoyances about, complain about, cry about, whine about, female dog about, and a bout about the sheer stupidity, depravity, insensitivity, ignorancity (to make it rhyme), and voracity of humans that you witness in real life.

So basically, post about stupid things that people say (in real life, or this thread will turn into a flaming warzone) for everyone else's entertainment. That is all.
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5/2/2016 1:50:46 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 1:43:55 PM, Opsianos wrote:
This thread is basically for ranting about, expressing annoyances about, complain about, cry about, whine about, female dog about, and a bout about the sheer stupidity, depravity, insensitivity, ignorancity (to make it rhyme), and voracity of humans that you witness in real life.

So basically, post about stupid things that people say (in real life, or this thread will turn into a flaming warzone) for everyone else's entertainment. That is all.

There's a kid in my scout troop, about 12 or 13, an idiot with a short fuse. We went backpacking, and he would fall every half mile, cry about it, and then ask someone to carry his stuff. He ended up stopping at one point because we had 3 miles left to go, and he didn't want to do it...so he showed up to the camping site two hours after we did.
Now, that was already stupid, but what he says is even more stupid usually.
I'll quote something he said that night: "Yeah, go ahead and legalize gay marriage. That way they'll all get married and won't have kids, and then they'll die off."
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5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am) were laughing about an incident where a handicapped old man got trampled to death at a supermarket a few months ago. Just having a fucked up sense of humor is understandable, I suppose, but then they started making fun of the man for being trampled, saying that he was "retarded" for being there in the first place, so it was "totally" his fault and that he deserved to die "a stupid death like trampling", as well as asserting that since he was old, "no one probably ever cared about him, anyway."

Some of this, regrettably, may be actually true to some extent, and I probably wouldn't be nearly as annoyed if not for personal reasons, but I find this ridiculous from kids who evidently don't understand the significance of or what they are talking about. I can respect someone who says controversial opinions and ideas who can actually support them, but I really don't have much faith in high school students, who belittle dead people when they have better things to do, to be able to do that.
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5/2/2016 2:06:28 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am) were laughing about an incident where a handicapped old man got trampled to death at a supermarket a few months ago. Just having a fucked up sense of humor is understandable, I suppose, but then they started making fun of the man for being trampled, saying that he was "retarded" for being there in the first place, so it was "totally" his fault and that he deserved to die "a stupid death like trampling", as well as asserting that since he was old, "no one probably ever cared about him, anyway."

Some of this, regrettably, may be actually true to some extent, and I probably wouldn't be nearly as annoyed if not for personal reasons, but I find this ridiculous from kids who evidently don't understand the significance of or what they are talking about. I can respect someone who says controversial opinions and ideas who can actually support them, but I really don't have much faith in high school students, who belittle dead people when they have better things to do, to be able to do that.

I know some people who would joke like that. Hell, a few of my friends sometimes joke about dumb stuff that shouldn't be joked about, but we don't go as far as your sophomores. We'd actually feel bad about something like that, probably.

Sure, we may joke about things that involve death, but when it actually happens, we don't laugh.
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5/2/2016 2:08:36 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
People who make fun of disable people should really just shoot themselves in the foot with a harpoon gun.
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
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All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

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5/2/2016 2:15:16 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am)

what ungodly sorcery did you use to bypass the swear filter?
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5/2/2016 2:19:45 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 2:15:16 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am)

what ungodly sorcery did you use to bypass the swear filter?

It's because he's a Jamaican transgender communistic vegan who's voting for Clinton's second cousin, who's actually half Sardine. Because of this, the filter can't block his swearing because it would be oppressive towards his Indian heritage from West Virginia. Did I mention he was a vegan? Can't forget that he's a vegan.
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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5/2/2016 2:21:02 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 2:19:45 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:15:16 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am)

what ungodly sorcery did you use to bypass the swear filter?

It's because he's a Jamaican transgender communistic vegan who's voting for Clinton's second cousin, who's actually half Sardine. Because of this, the filter can't block his swearing because it would be oppressive towards his Indian heritage from West Virginia. Did I mention he was a vegan? Can't forget that he's a vegan.

I feel like you should go more in depth into the meat of this.
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5/2/2016 2:23:38 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 2:21:02 PM, The_Great_Amalgam wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:19:45 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:15:16 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am)

what ungodly sorcery did you use to bypass the swear filter?

It's because he's a Jamaican transgender communistic vegan who's voting for Clinton's second cousin, who's actually half Sardine. Because of this, the filter can't block his swearing because it would be oppressive towards his Indian heritage from West Virginia. Did I mention he was a vegan? Can't forget that he's a vegan.

I feel like you should go more in depth into the meat of this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAhe'saveganHAHAHA GREAT PUN AMAL he's a vegan! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Did I mention he was a vegan? Also, he's an atheist, who's a vegan. He's also half black, but asian and white and finnick, but still orange and a vegan who's an atheist. Did I mention he's also vegan? I think he's Muslim, too, and a vegan.
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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5/2/2016 2:25:33 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Humanity.

That's my rant.

The end.
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5/2/2016 2:28:01 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 2:23:38 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:21:02 PM, The_Great_Amalgam wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:19:45 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:15:16 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am)

what ungodly sorcery did you use to bypass the swear filter?

It's because he's a Jamaican transgender communistic vegan who's voting for Clinton's second cousin, who's actually half Sardine. Because of this, the filter can't block his swearing because it would be oppressive towards his Indian heritage from West Virginia. Did I mention he was a vegan? Can't forget that he's a vegan.

I feel like you should go more in depth into the meat of this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAhe'saveganHAHAHA GREAT PUN AMAL he's a vegan! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Did I mention he was a vegan? Also, he's an atheist, who's a vegan. He's also half black, but asian and white and finnick, but still orange and a vegan who's an atheist. Did I mention he's also vegan? I think he's Muslim, too, and a vegan.

It was quite a well done pun, wasn't it?
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5/2/2016 2:44:17 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 2:28:01 PM, The_Great_Amalgam wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:23:38 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:21:02 PM, The_Great_Amalgam wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:19:45 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:15:16 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am)

what ungodly sorcery did you use to bypass the swear filter?

It's because he's a Jamaican transgender communistic vegan who's voting for Clinton's second cousin, who's actually half Sardine. Because of this, the filter can't block his swearing because it would be oppressive towards his Indian heritage from West Virginia. Did I mention he was a vegan? Can't forget that he's a vegan.

I feel like you should go more in depth into the meat of this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAhe'saveganHAHAHA GREAT PUN AMAL he's a vegan! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Did I mention he was a vegan? Also, he's an atheist, who's a vegan. He's also half black, but asian and white and finnick, but still orange and a vegan who's an atheist. Did I mention he's also vegan? I think he's Muslim, too, and a vegan.

It was quite a well done pun, wasn't it?

Yes it was (he's a vegan).
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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5/2/2016 5:05:26 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 2:08:36 PM, Vaarka wrote:
People who make fun of disable people should really just shoot themselves in the foot with a harpoon gun.

And thus becoming disabled themselves.
Perfect.
"So, to start off, I've never committed suicide." - Vaarka
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5/2/2016 5:06:38 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 1:50:46 PM, Vaarka wrote:
I'll quote something he said that night: "Yeah, go ahead and legalize gay marriage. That way they'll all get married and won't have kids, and then they'll die off."

How do you guys even handle someone so dumb, lol
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5/2/2016 5:09:54 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 5:06:38 PM, Valkrin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 1:50:46 PM, Vaarka wrote:
I'll quote something he said that night: "Yeah, go ahead and legalize gay marriage. That way they'll all get married and won't have kids, and then they'll die off."

How do you guys even handle someone so dumb, lol

We try to avoid him. On backpacking trips, it's not that hard. He's gonna be in the back, and possibly far behind with some poor adult who has to stick with him. My group is in the front.
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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5/2/2016 5:49:16 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 5:09:54 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 5:06:38 PM, Valkrin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 1:50:46 PM, Vaarka wrote:
I'll quote something he said that night: "Yeah, go ahead and legalize gay marriage. That way they'll all get married and won't have kids, and then they'll die off."

How do you guys even handle someone so dumb, lol

We try to avoid him. On backpacking trips, it's not that hard. He's gonna be in the back, and possibly far behind with some poor adult who has to stick with him. My group is in the front.

Thank God.
I could never stand someone like that.
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5/2/2016 5:52:34 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 5:49:16 PM, Valkrin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 5:09:54 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 5:06:38 PM, Valkrin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 1:50:46 PM, Vaarka wrote:
I'll quote something he said that night: "Yeah, go ahead and legalize gay marriage. That way they'll all get married and won't have kids, and then they'll die off."

How do you guys even handle someone so dumb, lol

We try to avoid him. On backpacking trips, it's not that hard. He's gonna be in the back, and possibly far behind with some poor adult who has to stick with him. My group is in the front.

Thank God.
I could never stand someone like that.

I respect his dad for putting up for him. He's that kid who tries to act mature and like he knows everything. We can be talking about an inside joke, or something that he clearly wouldn't know about, and he'll try and join the conversation like he was there, and say "yeah I know". He basically tries to act like he's really mature and politically correct, but whines and complains like a 5 year old.
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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5/2/2016 7:20:17 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 2:19:45 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:15:16 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am)

what ungodly sorcery did you use to bypass the swear filter?

It's because he's a Jamaican transgender communistic vegan who's voting for Clinton's second cousin, who's actually half Sardine. Because of this, the filter can't block his swearing because it would be oppressive towards his Indian heritage from West Virginia. Did I mention he was a vegan? Can't forget that he's a vegan.

I'm macrobiotic too.
Have no regrets.
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5/2/2016 7:24:19 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 7:20:17 PM, Opsianos wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:19:45 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:15:16 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am)

what ungodly sorcery did you use to bypass the swear filter?

It's because he's a Jamaican transgender communistic vegan who's voting for Clinton's second cousin, who's actually half Sardine. Because of this, the filter can't block his swearing because it would be oppressive towards his Indian heritage from West Virginia. Did I mention he was a vegan? Can't forget that he's a vegan.

I'm macrobiotic too.

That's pretty rare.
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5/2/2016 7:31:45 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 7:24:19 PM, The_Great_Amalgam wrote:
At 5/2/2016 7:20:17 PM, Opsianos wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:19:45 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:15:16 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am)

what ungodly sorcery did you use to bypass the swear filter?

It's because he's a Jamaican transgender communistic vegan who's voting for Clinton's second cousin, who's actually half Sardine. Because of this, the filter can't block his swearing because it would be oppressive towards his Indian heritage from West Virginia. Did I mention he was a vegan? Can't forget that he's a vegan.

I'm macrobiotic too.

That's pretty rare.

I like it well-done, actually.
Have no regrets.
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5/2/2016 7:32:22 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 2:15:16 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am)

what ungodly sorcery did you use to bypass the swear filter?

For me, there is no filter.
Have no regrets.
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5/2/2016 7:34:33 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 7:31:45 PM, Opsianos wrote:
At 5/2/2016 7:24:19 PM, The_Great_Amalgam wrote:
At 5/2/2016 7:20:17 PM, Opsianos wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:19:45 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:15:16 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am)

what ungodly sorcery did you use to bypass the swear filter?

It's because he's a Jamaican transgender communistic vegan who's voting for Clinton's second cousin, who's actually half Sardine. Because of this, the filter can't block his swearing because it would be oppressive towards his Indian heritage from West Virginia. Did I mention he was a vegan? Can't forget that he's a vegan.

I'm macrobiotic too.

That's pretty rare.

I like it well-done, actually.

Let's not be overdone on these puns. We'll butcher them soon enough.
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5/2/2016 7:56:04 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 7:34:33 PM, The_Great_Amalgam wrote:
At 5/2/2016 7:31:45 PM, Opsianos wrote:
At 5/2/2016 7:24:19 PM, The_Great_Amalgam wrote:
At 5/2/2016 7:20:17 PM, Opsianos wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:19:45 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:15:16 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 5/2/2016 2:00:06 PM, Opsianos wrote:
Here's one:

Some kids at my school (sophomores, I think, and most, if not all other sophomores, are fucking older than I am)

what ungodly sorcery did you use to bypass the swear filter?

It's because he's a Jamaican transgender communistic vegan who's voting for Clinton's second cousin, who's actually half Sardine. Because of this, the filter can't block his swearing because it would be oppressive towards his Indian heritage from West Virginia. Did I mention he was a vegan? Can't forget that he's a vegan.

I'm macrobiotic too.

That's pretty rare.

I like it well-done, actually.

Let's not be overdone on these puns. We'll butcher them soon enough.

There is too much at stake, though.
Have no regrets.
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5/2/2016 8:00:44 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 1:50:46 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 1:43:55 PM, Opsianos wrote:
This thread is basically for ranting about, expressing annoyances about, complain about, cry about, whine about, female dog about, and a bout about the sheer stupidity, depravity, insensitivity, ignorancity (to make it rhyme), and voracity of humans that you witness in real life.

So basically, post about stupid things that people say (in real life, or this thread will turn into a flaming warzone) for everyone else's entertainment. That is all.

There's a kid in my scout troop, about 12 or 13, an idiot with a short fuse. We went backpacking, and he would fall every half mile, cry about it, and then ask someone to carry his stuff. He ended up stopping at one point because we had 3 miles left to go, and he didn't want to do it...so he showed up to the camping site two hours after we did.

That's kind of sad, but not everyone's athletic, and some people give up too easily. It can't be helped, in my opinion.
Now, that was already stupid, but what he says is even more stupid usually.
I'll quote something he said that night: "Yeah, go ahead and legalize gay marriage. That way they'll all get married and won't have kids, and then they'll die off."

(Plot twist: He's a closet homosexual)
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5/2/2016 8:10:16 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 7:57:05 PM, Opsianos wrote:
These puns are against humanity.

Hold that thought.

But we haven't even gotten to the juicy puns yet!
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5/2/2016 8:33:56 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 8:10:16 PM, The_Great_Amalgam wrote:
At 5/2/2016 7:57:05 PM, Opsianos wrote:
These puns are against humanity.

Hold that thought.

But we haven't even gotten to the juicy puns yet!

Hey this is the first time we've come across each other. It's nice to meat you.
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5/2/2016 9:00:12 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 1:50:46 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/2/2016 1:43:55 PM, Opsianos wrote:
This thread is basically for ranting about, expressing annoyances about, complain about, cry about, whine about, female dog about, and a bout about the sheer stupidity, depravity, insensitivity, ignorancity (to make it rhyme), and voracity of humans that you witness in real life.

So basically, post about stupid things that people say (in real life, or this thread will turn into a flaming warzone) for everyone else's entertainment. That is all.

There's a kid in my scout troop, about 12 or 13, an idiot with a short fuse. We went backpacking, and he would fall every half mile, cry about it, and then ask someone to carry his stuff. He ended up stopping at one point because we had 3 miles left to go, and he didn't want to do it...so he showed up to the camping site two hours after we did.
Now, that was already stupid, but what he says is even more stupid usually.
I'll quote something he said that night: "Yeah, go ahead and legalize gay marriage. That way they'll all get married and won't have kids, and then they'll die off."

There actually is some truth to that. Homosexuality may still be induced by society and environmental factors, but the only thing keeping the genes for homosexuality around is sexual reproduction by carriers of the gene.
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5/2/2016 9:41:29 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
One of my roommates eats peanut butter and butter sandwiches... it's weird.
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5/2/2016 10:03:00 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Work worshipers suck to work near. I hate the way work worshipers rake leaves and grass - VERY NOISILY - so you can hear how hard they are working to continue to move the huge pile of leaves they are creating without tarping it up as they go. When I rake, I stand and place the rake as far as I can reach and graze the loose leaves and grass toward me, using circular wrist motion to roll the leaves in, turn a step - repeat, until I have raked a 360* 12' circle of leaves and grass. Then i rake it unto a tarp in about 4 or 5 swoops and place it aside.

Then I clean the 12' area with the rake more thoroughly, without having to continue moving a huge pile of leaves as I'm raking. My way makes a rythmic rustling sound, and is the most efficient way to rake an area. I then rake the small pile unto the tarp and empty it into the trailer, and start another 12' area. The work worshipers rake huge piles of leaves and then scurry to rake it onto tarps all the while working noisily so everyone knows how hard they are working. They look shocked to see I am actually cleaning larger areas without ever straining.