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My first drunk driving charge

Wylted
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6/28/2016 3:20:12 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
I thought what the hell, the fiance is on vacation and took the kid with her, so I'll go to my favorite bar and kick back a few beers. Unfortunately it was more then a few. I saw an extremely butch lesbian and thought you know it would be fun to see if I could sleep with her, but got shot down while the pretty girls wondered why they were being ignored.

I remember getting in my car after rejecting some Gay dude's advances. Apparently he liked a challenge as well. After that moment I blacked out and awoke to an officer conducting a field sobriety test on me, which I immediately stopped and demanded the breathalyzer. I still have a warrant in Delaware so I asked the cop if I was in Maryland or Delaware. He looked at me like I was stupid and said Maryland. I said "thank God" which got me another weird look but he probably knew why I asked. At the station I saw a pretty female cop and proceeded to hit on her. Unbeknownst to me her husband works with her, and dude gave me the cold shoulder.

Between breaths in the breathalyzer I was lecturing the police on how they need to stop using the REID technique and move to the DREAM technique as well as other things I thought they should know.

Anyway I blew into the breathalyzer got a 0.14999 which was goood because an 0.15 is a bigger charge.

How was everyone else's night?
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6/28/2016 3:42:26 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 6/28/2016 3:20:12 PM, Wylted wrote:
I thought what the hell, the fiance is on vacation and took the kid with her, so I'll go to my favorite bar and kick back a few beers. Unfortunately it was more then a few. I saw an extremely butch lesbian and thought you know it would be fun to see if I could sleep with her, but got shot down while the pretty girls wondered why they were being ignored.

I remember getting in my car after rejecting some Gay dude's advances. Apparently he liked a challenge as well. After that moment I blacked out and awoke to an officer conducting a field sobriety test on me, which I immediately stopped and demanded the breathalyzer. I still have a warrant in Delaware so I asked the cop if I was in Maryland or Delaware. He looked at me like I was stupid and said Maryland. I said "thank God" which got me another weird look but he probably knew why I asked. At the station I saw a pretty female cop and proceeded to hit on her. Unbeknownst to me her husband works with her, and dude gave me the cold shoulder.

Between breaths in the breathalyzer I was lecturing the police on how they need to stop using the REID technique and move to the DREAM technique as well as other things I thought they should know.

Anyway I blew into the breathalyzer got a 0.14999 which was goood because an 0.15 is a bigger charge.

How was everyone else's night?

Meh
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6/28/2016 8:33:41 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
Should've done it like GTA and floored that mothafucka
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TheWorldIsComplicated
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6/29/2016 4:29:45 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
Can't say my night as much better. I flew from D.C. to Atlanta after waiting 10 hours because my flight got cancelled. I missed my connection due to the first plane being delayed an hour. I got a flight at 11pm from Atlanta and flew home then had to drive 2 hours to my home. Got home at 5am.
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6/30/2016 12:33:32 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 6/28/2016 3:20:12 PM, Wylted wrote:
I thought what the hell, the fiance is on vacation and took the kid with her, so I'll go to my favorite bar and kick back a few beers. Unfortunately it was more then a few. I saw an extremely butch lesbian and thought you know it would be fun to see if I could sleep with her, but got shot down while the pretty girls wondered why they were being ignored.

I remember getting in my car after rejecting some Gay dude's advances. Apparently he liked a challenge as well. After that moment I blacked out and awoke to an officer conducting a field sobriety test on me, which I immediately stopped and demanded the breathalyzer. I still have a warrant in Delaware so I asked the cop if I was in Maryland or Delaware. He looked at me like I was stupid and said Maryland. I said "thank God" which got me another weird look but he probably knew why I asked. At the station I saw a pretty female cop and proceeded to hit on her. Unbeknownst to me her husband works with her, and dude gave me the cold shoulder.

Between breaths in the breathalyzer I was lecturing the police on how they need to stop using the REID technique and move to the DREAM technique as well as other things I thought they should know.

Anyway I blew into the breathalyzer got a 0.14999 which was goood because an 0.15 is a bigger charge.

How was everyone else's night?

Have you learned your lesson? Dont drink with gay people. Doy.
sadolite
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6/30/2016 3:55:52 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 6/29/2016 9:44:15 PM, sadolite wrote:
All malarkey, except for the DUI charge

Says he so drunk he doesn't know what state he is in then gives detailed description of entire evening.
Wylted
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6/30/2016 7:55:17 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 6/30/2016 3:55:52 AM, sadolite wrote:
At 6/29/2016 9:44:15 PM, sadolite wrote:
All malarkey, except for the DUI charge

Says he so drunk he doesn't know what state he is in then gives detailed description of entire evening.

I live right on the Border of Maryland and Delaware. I drive from DE to MD from the bar. Even sober if I take the wrong route I would not know what state I was in necessarily.But yeah I blacked out shortly after driving away from the bar and came to either in the beginning of or middle of a field sobriety test. I know I was drunk to, no way in hell would I consent to a field sobriety test in my right mind. I think I caught myself in the beginning and managed to avoid it, but if I was in the middle that is extra evidence against me. I just hope there was no audio on the cams and no cams at the station. If there was audio I'll be forced to plea out
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7/1/2016 2:25:01 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
Than's why I have own driver :) For such nights I rent a car with a driver on http://kiev.ukr-prokat.com... and just enjoy the night. Very easy solution!
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7/1/2016 2:50:02 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 7/1/2016 2:25:01 PM, SummerHaze wrote:
Than's why I have own driver :) For such nights I rent a car with a driver on http://kiev.ukr-prokat.com... and just enjoy the night. Very easy solution!

What the hell.
Rent a car with a driver. That's costly , think of how many extra drinks you can buy with that cash.