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CosmicAlfonzo
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1/24/2011 10:46:41 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
It's official, in less than a year, I have submitted 100 pieces of music to Newgrounds.

To celebrate, I made this song.

http://www.newgrounds.com...

....

This topic is now a spam thread for any terrible music I might make.
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1/28/2011 4:18:59 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I made this short stupid little song to go along with a video of UFO that I filmed in my backyard at night.

http://www.newgrounds.com...
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1/28/2011 4:21:18 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Which pardon, video can be found in this thread...

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1/28/2011 5:17:46 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I'm going to write an ode to KFC, and dedicate it to you, Koopin.
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1/28/2011 6:46:16 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/28/2011 5:17:46 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
I'm going to write an ode to KFC, and dedicate it to you, Koopin.

Koopin will believe this, when he hears this.
kfc
CosmicAlfonzo
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1/28/2011 11:54:06 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Some stupid piano improvisations I managed to make when no one was looking

The first one, I didn't realized that the camera rattled a bit when I played, so it makes a stupid noise.

I fixed the problem by the second video via dirty napkin as you can see at the start.
~~~

I promise you a song about KFC, Koopin. It's gonna happen.
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1/29/2011 2:22:17 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/24/2011 10:46:41 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
It's official, in less than a year, I have submitted 100 pieces of music to Newgrounds.

To celebrate, I made this song.

http://www.newgrounds.com...

....

This topic is now a spam thread for any terrible music I might make.

When they remake the prisoner they should hire you for the music.
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1/29/2011 2:33:42 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
This is for you, Koopin!
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1/29/2011 9:15:42 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Here is some Einstein Brain Porridge for those who care.

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2/1/2011 12:50:05 PM
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Here is an Instrumental Brain Fart

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2/1/2011 2:07:11 PM
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A Raging Cobra Bats its Eye

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2/5/2011 9:44:34 PM
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My head phones asploded, which is my excuse for productive downtime..

So I recorded this improv dirty grit blues.

Street Buskin Blues

http://www.newgrounds.com...
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2/6/2011 2:40:59 PM
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Took that down, because I didn't realize how bad the recording quality was without my headphones.

So instead, here is a video of me imitating a jazz cat and playing piano again.
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2/7/2011 9:43:25 PM
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These crazy girls who like my videos came over and demanded that I do something with them.

....

We did something funkay
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2/8/2011 2:59:15 AM
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Just some kind of classical organ improv for the day.
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2/8/2011 4:39:30 PM
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Ok, this time I do this proper. John Lee Hooker style jam. Street Buskin' Blues.

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2/9/2011 1:17:33 AM
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For some reason I decided to play guitar to me talking.

It's pretty stupid, kind of funny.

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2/9/2011 11:41:39 AM
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There is something intrinsically ballsy in the type of music that came out of the modern period. Maybe that is why I like it so much. Oh yeah, that and I think that stuff sounds cool.

So here is the secret to improvising and composing in the modern style. You don't need no 12 tone method, or any of that sh!t.. All you need is a sense of dynamics, rhythm, and balls the size of whale eyeballs. John Cage pretty much had it figured out.

Despite what people think, this type of music can be very free, romantic, soulful, and even enlightening if I want to get super pretentious about it. At least I think so. Maybe I'm just nuts.
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2/15/2011 1:40:41 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I need some fuggin headphones.

Anyway, here is me playing some kind of guitar raga thing.

Considering the guitar is my main instrument, it's kind of weird I haven't yet put anything up...

Well, I did put one thing up, that whole "I got the crabs funk", but I had to take it down do to pressure from the church.

Say all you want, but I live in this place, and the video WAS filmed in the church office.. So.. um... eh, whatever.

Anyway, suck my karma.
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2/18/2011 4:19:07 PM
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http://www.newgrounds.com...

If I ever post this song again, It'll be a good live recording.
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2/18/2011 4:21:43 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/18/2011 4:19:07 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
http://www.newgrounds.com...

If I ever post this song again, It'll be a good live recording.

I listened to the entire thing! You sound and play like my little brother.
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2/18/2011 7:49:28 PM
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I'd like to hear your little brother.
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3/3/2011 11:07:39 AM
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Because my headphones exploded, haven't had a lot of output, but I decided to sh!t this out anyway.

Been doing a lot of work getting a band together, and practicing with the members. Found a drummer last night at a jam. We gon make some weird music.

http://www.newgrounds.com...
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3/3/2011 11:12:59 AM
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Ah, oh yeah. Someone caught me on film busking on the street with one of the vocalists in my band.

The guy with the vuvuzela was a heckler who was yelling at me to do sweep picking and play some metal or something. After humoring him for a second, we dragged him into the band, and told him to blow the horn anytime Dan said "potato phantom".

There was a big crowd, and like 5 people were filming, but the one taken by the heckler and his friends was the only one put up. Dan found it, and showed me it later.
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3/3/2011 11:21:14 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/18/2011 7:49:28 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
I'd like to hear your little brother.

The more I listen to this, the more I want to make a submission of my own to newgrounds, I am a pretty decent piano improve composer!
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3/3/2011 11:49:11 AM
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Go for it.

If you are going to submit anything, do it now though, because it takes a ridiculously long time for you to get approved to post audio.
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3/3/2011 7:29:37 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Get your own fvcking spam topic.

This is for people who make music like this..

http://www.newgrounds.com...

Which is only me, because I'm a special snowflake.
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