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Stephen_Hawkins
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5/1/2012 4:09:16 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Time is Money (X is Y)
Speed = distance/time (S = d/X)
Therefore, Time = distance/speed (modus ponens)
Therefore, Money = distance/speed (MP)
Therefore, Money has a direct relationship with distance (MP)
Larger people cover a larger distance than skinnier people (Ad>B'd)
Therefore, Fat people are richer than skinnier people.

(if anyone wants to continue/rephrase, make sure the following line goes somewhere:
Therefore, "fat cats".)
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to be Gay, he'll positively influence the GDP.

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Ren
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5/1/2012 4:12:29 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/1/2012 4:09:16 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:

Larger people cover a larger distance than skinnier people (Ad>B'd)

False.
Stephen_Hawkins
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5/1/2012 4:30:29 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/1/2012 4:12:29 PM, Ren wrote:
At 5/1/2012 4:09:16 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:

Larger people cover a larger distance than skinnier people (Ad>B'd)

False.

In what way?
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to be Gay, he'll positively influence the GDP.

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M.Torres
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5/1/2012 7:17:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
To get a girl, you need time and money. Therefore, Girls=TxM
Time is money. T=M
Therefore, Girls=MxM or Girls=M^2
Money is the root of all evil. It stands that M=sqrt(evil)
Therefore, Girls=sqrt(evil)^2
Cancel opposite functions and we can conclude that...
Girls=Evil.
: At 11/28/2011 1:28:24 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
: M. Torres said it, so it must be right.

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