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Milk is racist

bossyburrito
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6/22/2013 10:05:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I think, therefore, milk is racist.
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6/29/2013 9:36:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If any man feels the world is too complex and its evil too big to cope with, let him remember that it is too big to drown in a glass of milk.
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6/30/2013 3:36:09 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Notice how milk in its "purest" form is white ? Co-incidence........or is it ?
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6/30/2013 3:50:14 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I am lactose intolerant.
I am also intolerant of racism.

Therefore, milk is racist.

By corollary:
Lactase supplements allow one to consume milk.
Milk is racist.

Therefore, lactase supplements make people racist.
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