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zmikecuber
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2/5/2014 5:46:53 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Something only philosophy nuts would get. You can thank me later.

Taken from Ed Feser's blog.

Thales:

"Can I buy you a drink of water?"

Parmenides:

[singing] "Don"t go changing, to try and please me. I love you just the way you are."

Cratylus:

[Says nothing. Waves his finger flirtatiously.]

Pyrrho:

"Are those real?"

Plato:

"I couldn"t help noticing that you participate in the Form of the Hot."

Aristotle:

"You bring out the social animal in me."

Descartes:

"Pinch me, honey, "cause I think I must be dreaming."

Berkeley:

"I can"t get you out of my mind."

Kant:

"Wow, great phenomena. What are the noumena like?"

Schopenhauer:

"I"m willing. How about you?"

Nietzsche:

"Why settle for the last man when you can have the superman?"

Nagel:

"So, what is it like to be a babe?"

Lewis:

"What"s a nice girl like you doing in a possible world like this?"

Churchland:

"I don"t believe we"ve met."

http://edwardfeser.blogspot.com...
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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2/5/2014 6:34:09 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/5/2014 5:46:53 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
Something only philosophy nuts would get. You can thank me later.

Taken from Ed Feser's blog.

Thales:

"Can I buy you a drink of water?"

Parmenides:

[singing] "Don"t go changing, to try and please me. I love you just the way you are."

Cratylus:

[Says nothing. Waves his finger flirtatiously.]

Pyrrho:

"Are those real?"

Plato:

"I couldn"t help noticing that you participate in the Form of the Hot."

Aristotle:

"You bring out the social animal in me."

Descartes:

"Pinch me, honey, "cause I think I must be dreaming."

Berkeley:

"I can"t get you out of my mind."

Kant:

"Wow, great phenomena. What are the noumena like?"

Schopenhauer:

"I"m willing. How about you?"

Nietzsche:

"Why settle for the last man when you can have the superman?"

Nagel:

"So, what is it like to be a babe?"

Lewis:

"What"s a nice girl like you doing in a possible world like this?"

Churchland:

"I don"t believe we"ve met."

http://edwardfeser.blogspot.com...

Not a philosophy nut. Don't quite get any of them :(
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2/5/2014 7:10:03 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/5/2014 5:46:53 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
Something only philosophy nuts would get. You can thank me later.

Taken from Ed Feser's blog.
I need some explanations here. I am a bit lost.

Thales:

"Can I buy you a drink of water?"
Understood.

Parmenides:

[singing] "Don"t go changing, to try and please me. I love you just the way you are."
Not very good.

Cratylus:

[Says nothing. Waves his finger flirtatiously.]
??? I never heard of Cratylus. Looks like I have an assignment now.

Pyrrho:

"Are those real?"
Hilarious.

Plato:

"I couldn"t help noticing that you participate in the Form of the Hot."
Understood.
??????

Aristotle:

"You bring out the social animal in me."
I liked this one.

Descartes:

"Pinch me, honey, "cause I think I must be dreaming."
?????

Berkeley:

"I can"t get you out of my mind."
?????

Kant:

"Wow, great phenomena. What are the noumena like?"
Interesting.

Schopenhauer:

"I"m willing. How about you?"
Sigged. I will use it on another site I frequent.

Nietzsche:

"Why settle for the last man when you can have the superman?"
I loved this one and the Schopenhauer line.

Nagel:

"So, what is it like to be a babe?"
????

Lewis:

"What"s a nice girl like you doing in a possible world like this?"
Not very good.

Churchland:

"I don"t believe we"ve met."
I liked it.
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2/5/2014 7:40:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Foucault: I don't need a panopticon for you to always be in my gaze.
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
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2/5/2014 8:15:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/5/2014 7:10:03 PM, Tophatdoc wrote:
At 2/5/2014 5:46:53 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
Something only philosophy nuts would get. You can thank me later.

Taken from Ed Feser's blog.
I need some explanations here. I am a bit lost.

Thales:

"Can I buy you a drink of water?"
Understood.

Parmenides:

[singing] "Don"t go changing, to try and please me. I love you just the way you are."
Not very good.

Cratylc:

[Says nothing. Waves his finger flirtatiously.]
??? I never heard of Cratylus. Looks like I have an assignment now.

Cratylus is from Plato's writings. He moves his finger to communicate.


Pyrrho:

"Are those real?"
Hilarious.

Plato:

"I couldn"t help noticing that you participate in the Form of the Hot."
Understood.
??????

Aristotle:

"You bring out the social animal in me."
I liked this one.

Descartes:

"Pinch me, honey, "cause I think I must be dreaming."
?????

It's making fun of "I think therefore I exist" as being pinched confirms that you're not in a dream, I suppose.


Berkeley:

"I can"t get you out of my mind."
?????

Making fun of Berkeley's radical Idealism and argument against matter and for immaterialism.

Kant:

"Wow, great phenomena. What are the noumena like?"
Interesting.

Schopenhauer:

"I"m willing. How about you?"
Sigged. I will use it on another site I frequent.

Nietzsche:

"Why settle for the last man when you can have the superman?"
I loved this one and the Schopenhauer line.

Nagel:

"So, what is it like to be a babe?"
????
Making fun of Nagel's work on "What does it feel like to be a bat" where he argues that science needs holism to explain some phenomena as reductionism cannot account for mental states.

Lewis:

"What"s a nice girl like you doing in a possible world like this?"
Not very good.

Churchland:

"I don"t believe we"ve met."
I liked it.

That's pretty much it.
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2/5/2014 8:25:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/5/2014 8:15:34 PM, NiqashMotawadi3 wrote:
Cratylc:

Cratylus is from Plato's writings. He moves his finger to communicate.

Descartes:
It's making fun of "I think therefore I exist" as being pinched confirms that you're not in a dream, I suppose.


Berkeley:
Making fun of Berkeley's radical Idealism and argument against matter and for immaterialism.

Nagel:
Making fun of Nagel's work on "What does it feel like to be a bat" where he argues that science needs holism to explain some phenomena as reductionism cannot account for mental states.

That's pretty much it.
Many thanks.
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2/5/2014 8:28:35 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Diogenes would have said:

Your barrel or mine? It's doesn't matter, I like doggy style.

Wittgenstein would have said...

There is a rhino in this room, but let us not get too metaphysical.

Quine would have said...

Take it as a whole.... There is no proper definition for anal-ytic.

Plotinus would have said...

And I thought "nature loved to hide."
Noumena
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2/5/2014 8:58:35 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Giorgio Agamben: The community won't be the only thing coming tonight.
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
Noumena
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2/5/2014 9:00:51 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Althusser: I'm (over)determined to take you home tonight.
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
zmikecuber
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2/5/2014 9:54:58 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Richard Dawkins: Science gives us Viagra... and it works, b**ch.

Hitchens: Lets go to my place so I can Hitch-spank you.
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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2/5/2014 10:18:50 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/5/2014 5:46:53 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
Something only philosophy nuts would get. You can thank me later.

Taken from Ed Feser's blog.

Thales:

"Can I buy you a drink of water?"

Parmenides:

[singing] "Don"t go changing, to try and please me. I love you just the way you are."

Cratylus:

[Says nothing. Waves his finger flirtatiously.]

Pyrrho:

"Are those real?"

Plato:

"I couldn"t help noticing that you participate in the Form of the Hot."

Aristotle:

"You bring out the social animal in me."

Descartes:

"Pinch me, honey, "cause I think I must be dreaming."

Berkeley:

"I can"t get you out of my mind."

Kant:

"Wow, great phenomena. What are the noumena like?"

Schopenhauer:

"I"m willing. How about you?"

Nietzsche:

"Why settle for the last man when you can have the superman?"

Nagel:

"So, what is it like to be a babe?"

Lewis:

"What"s a nice girl like you doing in a possible world like this?"

Churchland:

"I don"t believe we"ve met."

http://edwardfeser.blogspot.com...

I get 1/4 of them mate.
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2/6/2014 4:07:23 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/5/2014 8:28:35 PM, NiqashMotawadi3 wrote:
Diogenes would have said:

Your barrel or mine? It's doesn't matter, I like doggy style.

Wittgenstein would have said...

There is a rhino in this room, but let us not get too metaphysical.

Quine would have said...

Take it as a whole.... There is no proper definition for anal-ytic.

Plotinus would have said...

And I thought "nature loved to hide."

Lol! Those are good :P
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"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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2/6/2014 4:14:25 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/5/2014 10:18:50 PM, DudeStop wrote:
At 2/5/2014 5:46:53 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
Something only philosophy nuts would get. You can thank me later.

Taken from Ed Feser's blog.

Thales:

"Can I buy you a drink of water?"

Parmenides:

[singing] "Don"t go changing, to try and please me. I love you just the way you are."

Cratylus:

[Says nothing. Waves his finger flirtatiously.]

Pyrrho:

"Are those real?"

Plato:

"I couldn"t help noticing that you participate in the Form of the Hot."

Aristotle:

"You bring out the social animal in me."

Descartes:

"Pinch me, honey, "cause I think I must be dreaming."

Berkeley:

"I can"t get you out of my mind."

Kant:

"Wow, great phenomena. What are the noumena like?"

Schopenhauer:

"I"m willing. How about you?"

Nietzsche:

"Why settle for the last man when you can have the superman?"

Nagel:

"So, what is it like to be a babe?"

Lewis:

"What"s a nice girl like you doing in a possible world like this?"

Churchland:

"I don"t believe we"ve met."

http://edwardfeser.blogspot.com...

I get 1/4 of them mate.

I liked the Kant one, because of the distinction between "phenomena" being mental construct, and "noumena" being the real thing. Lol... :P
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."