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30 Important Life Lessons

yay842
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2/17/2014 3:23:07 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
1. You can carry a rabbit's foot for good luck, but remember; it didn't work for the rabbit...
2. When your teacher says, "Get out," it means you have won the argument.
3. Rumors inform you on things you never even knew about yourself
4. sometimes, your mouth is like a zipper: by the time you realize it's open, it has already embarrassed you
5. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done
6. Also, if life doesn't give you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna taste terrible.
7. At the end of the day, life should ask you: "Do you want to save changes?"
8. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic
9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, trying leaving some debts due
10. If a kid asks how can Santa Claus live forever, a good answer would be that he drinks blood
11. never be quick to judge a typo, first check the keyboard to see if the keys are close. and even if they are not, you pointing it out will rarely be appreciated...
12. never pick a fight with an ugly person: they have nothing to lose.
13. pickles are just hulked out hot dogs
14. I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
15. Every time someone says "expect the unexpected" the best course of action is to test that quote by punching them in the face...
16. anything that is free, either has a reason, a question, a secret, a beauty, a defect, a damage or a near expiration date...
17. no matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog... kick some dirt over that sh*t and move on.
18. few women admit their age... few men act their own
19. beauty doesn't count if 90% of it can be wiped off with some water
20. those who drink get drunk. those who get drunk go to sleep. those who go to sleep don't sin. those who don't sin go to heaven. so let's all drink and go to heaven!
21. a true friend will always be right by your side doing the same stupid things till the very end.
22. be the person your dog thinks you are.
23. love your enemies. it pisses them off.
24. money talks: it's favorite word is "goodbye"
25. Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as her father did.
26. Contrary to popular belief, standing a breath away from me doesn't make the like to the cash register smaller.
27. If you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's a fat kid dropping his favorite ice cream...
28. if you're about to die inside an elevator make sure you first press the up button.
29. Summer is the time when it's too hot to do all those things you put off last winter because it was too cold.
30. There are three types of learners: the ones that learn by seeing, the ones that learn by hearing, and those who have to pee on an electric fence to learn their lesson.
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ESocialBookworm
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2/18/2014 8:41:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Cute
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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2/25/2014 11:13:17 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/18/2014 8:41:37 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
Cute

genius is what it is
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4/3/2014 11:07:09 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 10:41:47 PM, Bullish wrote:
I don't get 26 & 28.

26. Contrary to popular belief, standing a breath away from me doesn't make the line* to the cash register smaller.
28. *When you feel trapped inside the elevator because it won't move, press the up button before panicking.*
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20 Terrifying Two-Sentence Horrors
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Name One Song That Can't Match This GIF
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