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UtherPenguin
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12/17/2015 2:30:53 PM
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"Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands."

~ Confucius on hygiene

"Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus."
~ Confucius on safety

"Man who fornicates peanut butter is f*cking nuts."
~ Confucius on strange fetishes

"Only foolish man try run down hill with pants falling down."
~ Confucius on meaning of reality

"Man who walk in front of car get tired, but man who walk behind car get exhausted."
~ Confucius on pedestrians
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.
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12/17/2015 2:33:15 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
"Crowded elevator always smell different to midget."
~ Confucius on the meaning of life
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.
-GreyParrot
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12/17/2015 2:46:55 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
"Man who jizz into cash register come into money "
~ Confucius on money
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.
-GreyParrot
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12/17/2015 2:47:14 PM
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"Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father."
~ Confucius on heredity
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.
-GreyParrot
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12/17/2015 10:25:09 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
pmub 4 K0ngz1
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.
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12/18/2015 2:26:56 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
"Man trapped in pantry have @ss in jam."
~ Confucius on the kitchen
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.
-GreyParrot
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12/18/2015 2:52:44 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/18/2015 2:29:21 PM, SuperHuman wrote:
Is this thread is your personal blog? :D

It is wise words from Kongzi, I take no credit in his wisdom.
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.
-GreyParrot
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12/18/2015 7:01:08 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/17/2015 2:30:53 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:

"Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands."

~ Confucius on hygiene

"Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus."
~ Confucius on safety

"Man who fornicates peanut butter is f*cking nuts."
~ Confucius on strange fetishes

"Only foolish man try run down hill with pants falling down."
~ Confucius on meaning of reality

"Man who walk in front of car get tired, but man who walk behind car get exhausted."
~ Confucius on pedestrians

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12/25/2015 3:21:16 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/17/2015 2:30:53 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:

"Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands."

~ Confucius on hygiene

roflmao

"Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus."
~ Confucius on safety


lol that is great

"Man who fornicates peanut butter is f*cking nuts."
~ Confucius on strange fetishes

hehe

"Only foolish man try run down hill with pants falling down."
~ Confucius on meaning of reality

?

"Man who walk in front of car get tired, but man who walk behind car get exhausted."
~ Confucius on pedestrians

haha
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12/25/2015 3:24:57 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/17/2015 2:47:14 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
This is quality content from Confucius.
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#TaxationisTheft
#TheftisTaxation
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12/25/2015 3:27:59 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
You tr0ll o_0

Are you ready for our debate yet? I've asked the standardised testing guy if he wanted a rematch, but he hasn't been online for a few days...
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12/25/2015 3:31:45 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/25/2015 3:27:59 AM, Diqiucun_Cunmin wrote:
You tr0ll o_0

Are you ready for our debate yet? I've asked the standardised testing guy if he wanted a rematch, but he hasn't been online for a few days...

I took this from a copy of the Analects translated by Uncyclopedia.

I think I'd argue better for Legalism than Mohism.
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.
-GreyParrot
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12/25/2015 3:40:06 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/17/2015 2:30:53 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:

"Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands."

~ Confucius on hygiene

"Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus."
~ Confucius on safety

"Man who fornicates peanut butter is f*cking nuts."
~ Confucius on strange fetishes

"Only foolish man try run down hill with pants falling down."
~ Confucius on meaning of reality

"Man who walk in front of car get tired, but man who walk behind car get exhausted."
~ Confucius on pedestrians

thnx for the wisdom
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12/25/2015 2:24:27 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/17/2015 2:30:53 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:

"Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands."

~ Confucius on hygiene

"Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus."
~ Confucius on safety

"Man who fornicates peanut butter is f*cking nuts."
~ Confucius on strange fetishes

"Only foolish man try run down hill with pants falling down."
~ Confucius on meaning of reality

"Man who walk in front of car get tired, but man who walk behind car get exhausted."
~ Confucius on pedestrians

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12/25/2015 5:48:36 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/25/2015 3:31:45 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 12/25/2015 3:27:59 AM, Diqiucun_Cunmin wrote:
You tr0ll o_0

Are you ready for our debate yet? I've asked the standardised testing guy if he wanted a rematch, but he hasn't been online for a few days...

I took this from a copy of the Analects translated by Uncyclopedia.

I think I'd argue better for Legalism than Mohism.

Legalism is much harder to argue against than Mohism... I'll have to think about it :O
I think it is well established that the only reason aliens come to earth is to slice up cows and examine inside peoples' bottoms. Unless you are a cow or suffer haemerrhoids I don't think there is anything to worry about from aliens. - keithprosser

Don't be a stat cynic:
http://www.debate.org...

Response to conservative views on deforestation:
http://www.debate.org...

Topics I'd like to debate (not debating ATM): http://tinyurl.com...
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1/14/2016 3:39:57 AM
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1/14/2016 3:41:37 AM
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I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.
-GreyParrot