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4/14/2016 10:27:08 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/14/2016 1:25:16 PM, cbrown3240 wrote:
I was going to make a philosophy joke, but I Kant
Every time I see a woman's soccer game some chick tears of her Jersey but is wearing something else underneath. I'm not a big fan of Socrates.. Or soccer tease. Bwhahahah
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4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.
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4/14/2016 11:53:54 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/14/2016 1:25:16 PM, cbrown3240 wrote:
I was going to make a philosophy joke, but I Kant

Socrates insulted someone in school and then gave an apology.
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4/15/2016 3:21:54 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
"It is one of the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is also the limit of all there is to perceive." " C. W. Leadbeater
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4/15/2016 8:08:12 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Ryuu is obviously a bourgeois.
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4/15/2016 8:08:44 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/14/2016 1:25:16 PM, cbrown3240 wrote:
I was going to make a philosophy joke, but I Kant

I'd buy that joke from you, but then I'd have to Hegel.
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4/15/2016 8:12:50 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/15/2016 8:08:12 PM, n7 wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Ryuu is obviously a bourgeois.

My hands may be soft, but they are still sufficient for throttling a member of the proletariat, if need be.
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4/15/2016 9:27:31 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/14/2016 1:25:16 PM, cbrown3240 wrote:
I was going to make a philosophy joke, but I Kant

Werner Heisenberg and Erwin Schrodinger are going for a drive when they pulled over by a cop, the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going", Werner responds "No, but I know where I am", the in confused and cop says, "Well sir, I clocked you going 98 miles an hour, Werner replies, "Oh great, now we're lost".

The cop becomes suspicious, asks them to get out of the car so he can inspect the vehicle, when he looks in the back seat he ,yells, "Hey guys, your cat is dead", Schrodinger yells back, "Now it is, you a$$hole".
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4/15/2016 9:43:37 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/14/2016 1:25:16 PM, cbrown3240 wrote:
I was going to make a philosophy joke, but I Kant

Question: When someone who graduates with a PhD in Philosophy gets a job. what is the question they always ask?
Answer: "Would you like french fries with that, sir?"
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4/16/2016 12:48:53 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/15/2016 10:42:15 PM, The-Holy-Macrel wrote:
Freud.

One bad word.

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Question: How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.
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4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.
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4/16/2016 4:42:30 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Regan isnt around anymore either.
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4/16/2016 4:43:53 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/16/2016 4:42:30 PM, Jedi4 wrote:
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Regan isnt around anymore either.

Your point?
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4/16/2016 4:44:33 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/16/2016 4:43:53 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 4:42:30 PM, Jedi4 wrote:
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Regan isnt around anymore either.

Your point?

If his economics is so good, why is he dead?
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4/16/2016 4:45:40 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/16/2016 4:44:33 PM, Jedi4 wrote:
At 4/16/2016 4:43:53 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 4:42:30 PM, Jedi4 wrote:
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Regan isnt around anymore either.

Your point?

If his economics is so good, why is he dead?

Lol
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4/17/2016 2:35:02 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Either is Reagan.
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4/17/2016 2:36:44 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/17/2016 2:35:02 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Either is Reagan.

That joke was funny when Jedi4 made it, but I really hope you know why that's a silly argument.
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4/17/2016 2:39:40 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/17/2016 2:36:44 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:35:02 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Either is Reagan.

That joke was funny when Jedi4 made it, but I really hope you know why that's a silly argument.

I posted before looking at others comments.

Speaking of silly.................Reaganomics.
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4/17/2016 2:44:59 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/17/2016 2:39:40 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:36:44 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:35:02 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Either is Reagan.

That joke was funny when Jedi4 made it, but I really hope you know why that's a silly argument.

I posted before looking at others comments.

Speaking of silly.................Reaganomics.

Alright you smarta*s,

Q: What does a Soviet optimist say?

A: It can't get any worse!
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4/17/2016 2:50:39 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/17/2016 2:44:59 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:39:40 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:36:44 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:35:02 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Either is Reagan.

That joke was funny when Jedi4 made it, but I really hope you know why that's a silly argument.

I posted before looking at others comments.

Speaking of silly.................Reaganomics.

Alright you smarta*s,

Q: What does a Soviet optimist say?

A: It can't get any worse!

Q: What does an american, imperialist say ?

A: It's got nothing to do with oil.
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4/17/2016 2:53:46 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/17/2016 2:50:39 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:44:59 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:39:40 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:36:44 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:35:02 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Either is Reagan.

That joke was funny when Jedi4 made it, but I really hope you know why that's a silly argument.

I posted before looking at others comments.

Speaking of silly.................Reaganomics.

Alright you smarta*s,

Q: What does a Soviet optimist say?

A: It can't get any worse!

Q: What does an american, imperialist say ?

A: It's got nothing to do with oil.

A Briton, a Frenchman, and a Russian are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve.

"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"

"Nonsense!" replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"

The Russian finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
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4/17/2016 3:10:09 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/17/2016 2:53:46 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:50:39 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:44:59 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:39:40 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:36:44 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:35:02 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Either is Reagan.

That joke was funny when Jedi4 made it, but I really hope you know why that's a silly argument.

I posted before looking at others comments.

Speaking of silly.................Reaganomics.

Alright you smarta*s,

Q: What does a Soviet optimist say?

A: It can't get any worse!

Q: What does an american, imperialist say ?

A: It's got nothing to do with oil.

A Briton, a Frenchman, and a Russian are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve.

"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"

"Nonsense!" replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"

The Russian finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

Yeah it sucks for people to toil for almost nothing, while a super rich get most of the wealth. Golly, we wouldn't want that to happen now would we.
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4/17/2016 3:18:18 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/17/2016 3:10:09 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:53:46 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:50:39 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:44:59 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:39:40 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:36:44 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:35:02 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Either is Reagan.

That joke was funny when Jedi4 made it, but I really hope you know why that's a silly argument.

I posted before looking at others comments.

Speaking of silly.................Reaganomics.

Alright you smarta*s,

Q: What does a Soviet optimist say?

A: It can't get any worse!

Q: What does an american, imperialist say ?

A: It's got nothing to do with oil.

A Briton, a Frenchman, and a Russian are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve.

"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"

"Nonsense!" replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"

The Russian finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

Yeah it sucks for people to toil for almost nothing, while a super rich get most of the wealth. Golly, we wouldn't want that to happen now would we.

I agree, it was awful when it happened in the USSR and it's awful when communism causes it anywhere else.
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4/17/2016 3:19:33 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/17/2016 3:18:18 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 3:10:09 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:53:46 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:50:39 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:44:59 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:39:40 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:36:44 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:35:02 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Either is Reagan.

That joke was funny when Jedi4 made it, but I really hope you know why that's a silly argument.

I posted before looking at others comments.

Speaking of silly.................Reaganomics.

Alright you smarta*s,

Q: What does a Soviet optimist say?

A: It can't get any worse!

Q: What does an american, imperialist say ?

A: It's got nothing to do with oil.

A Briton, a Frenchman, and a Russian are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve.

"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"

"Nonsense!" replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"

The Russian finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

Yeah it sucks for people to toil for almost nothing, while a super rich get most of the wealth. Golly, we wouldn't want that to happen now would we.

I agree, it was awful when it happened in the USSR and it's awful when communism causes it anywhere else.

Right, cause it's only communism that can cause such a situation............
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4/17/2016 3:36:23 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/17/2016 3:19:33 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 3:18:18 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 3:10:09 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:53:46 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:50:39 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:44:59 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:39:40 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:36:44 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/17/2016 2:35:02 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/16/2016 1:40:07 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
At 4/16/2016 8:14:50 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 4/14/2016 10:44:04 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Jokes in the philosophy world? Crack open anything written by Karl Marx.

Reaganomics says hello.

Stalinism says hell- oh wait nvm the USSR isn't around anymore.

Either is Reagan.

That joke was funny when Jedi4 made it, but I really hope you know why that's a silly argument.

I posted before looking at others comments.

Speaking of silly.................Reaganomics.

Alright you smarta*s,

Q: What does a Soviet optimist say?

A: It can't get any worse!

Q: What does an american, imperialist say ?

A: It's got nothing to do with oil.

A Briton, a Frenchman, and a Russian are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve.

"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"

"Nonsense!" replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"

The Russian finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

Yeah it sucks for people to toil for almost nothing, while a super rich get most of the wealth. Golly, we wouldn't want that to happen now would we.

I agree, it was awful when it happened in the USSR and it's awful when communism causes it anywhere else.

Right, cause it's only communism that can cause such a situation............

Now you're getting it!

Q: What do the U.S. and Cuba have in common?

A: In the U.S. and Cuba, you can't buy anything with pesos.
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