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1/13/2011 3:06:37 PM Posted: 7 years ago discuss
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1/13/2011 4:55:56 PM Posted: 7 years ago It's pretty awesome IMO.
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1/13/2011 5:02:45 PM Posted: 7 years ago I like.
THE CHOSEN ONE THE GRAND POOBAH OF DDO THE BOOGIE MAN THE REAL LIFE SANTA CLAUSE THE PARADOXICAL ZEBRA PRANCING THROUGH THE GRASSY PLANES YOUR COGNITIVE EXPERIENCE THE REINCARNATION OF THE DEAD DREAMS OF HUMANITY THE DISH WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON Your friend. |
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1/13/2011 5:04:32 PM Posted: 7 years ago Hell Yeah *pun intended*
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1/13/2011 5:12:07 PM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/13/2011 3:06:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: Its amazing Without Royal there is a hole inside of me, I have no choice but to leave |
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1/13/2011 5:13:22 PM Posted: 7 years ago Do you know where I can find an online version of the satanic bible? It got removed from where I had it. I downloaded it but want to delete it so my mom wont find it.
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1/13/2011 5:30:06 PM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/13/2011 5:13:22 PM, lovelife wrote: http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net... THE CHOSEN ONE THE GRAND POOBAH OF DDO THE BOOGIE MAN THE REAL LIFE SANTA CLAUSE THE PARADOXICAL ZEBRA PRANCING THROUGH THE GRASSY PLANES YOUR COGNITIVE EXPERIENCE THE REINCARNATION OF THE DEAD DREAMS OF HUMANITY THE DISH WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON Your friend. |
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1/13/2011 5:31:14 PM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/13/2011 5:30:06 PM, FREEDO wrote:At 1/13/2011 5:13:22 PM, lovelife wrote: Thank you Without Royal there is a hole inside of me, I have no choice but to leave |
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1/13/2011 6:33:31 PM Posted: 7 years ago tbh, it doesn't seem like much beyond progressive/libertarian views paried with hedonism and atheism.
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1/13/2011 7:46:40 PM Posted: 7 years ago *sticks head up from behind barricade*
I was expecting a more negative response. The Satanic Bible was alright pretty much up until the point where it describes all the rituals and magic crap. I know it isn't meant to be taken seriously, just used as both an emotional outlet and a way to freak out superstitious people, but I found reading it to be tedious and boring. The rest of it painted what I think to be a pretty accurate analysis of human nature though. Official "High Priest of Secular Affairs and Transient Distributor of Sonic Apple Seeds relating to the Reptilian Division of Paperwork Immoliation" of The FREEDO Bureaucracy, a DDO branch of the Erisian Front, a subdivision of the Discordian Back, a Limb of the Illuminatian Cosmic Utensil Corp |
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1/14/2011 2:41:45 AM Posted: 7 years ago It's pathetic. It contains no more than a few sentences of substance, the rest is padding. It's a post modern religion for really bored, really jaded, 'edgy', atheistic teens.
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1/14/2011 2:44:04 AM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/13/2011 6:33:31 PM, TheSkeptic wrote: this. never really saw the point. i guess it feels cool to call your bedroom your lair? :P evidently i only come to ddo to avoid doing homework... |
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1/14/2011 2:50:03 AM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/14/2011 2:44:04 AM, belle wrote:At 1/13/2011 6:33:31 PM, TheSkeptic wrote: It does, makes me feel like a demonic dragon :p Without Royal there is a hole inside of me, I have no choice but to leave |
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1/14/2011 2:51:42 AM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/14/2011 2:50:03 AM, lovelife wrote:At 1/14/2011 2:44:04 AM, belle wrote:At 1/13/2011 6:33:31 PM, TheSkeptic wrote: Kinky. I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips. |
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1/14/2011 2:55:47 AM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/14/2011 2:41:45 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote: You repeat yourself sir. Shocker that it would be popular among those who posted yea here. |
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1/14/2011 3:26:22 AM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/14/2011 2:55:47 AM, innomen wrote:At 1/14/2011 2:41:45 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote: Lol, not sure if thats supposed to be an insult but I will admit that most if not all of those fit me xD I'm not 100% on satanism tho, I just like reading LaVey, cause he makes me laugh. I'm reading the Satanic Witch on my ipod now. Without Royal there is a hole inside of me, I have no choice but to leave |
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1/14/2011 3:47:49 AM Posted: 7 years ago I like Lavey as well, but I certainly wouldn't call myself a Satanist. The whole idea (IMHO) is that all religion is fake ANYWAY, so lets make up a religion and pretend worship a symbol of decadence and have a good time!
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1/14/2011 7:44:07 AM Posted: 7 years ago It makes a lot of good points, but so do the Gospels. Most of what is contained within it is common sense. I certainly don't need to hail Lavey's observations as a modern marvel. So, yeah...
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1/14/2011 11:58:33 AM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/14/2011 2:44:04 AM, belle wrote: I'd do that anyway. At 1/14/2011 7:44:07 AM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote: Yeah, but you know, if you put a lot of common sense into a book a religious nature, people will read it, and it will affirm many things they think they believe in. I can understand how someone could open up the Holy Bible, read the sermon on the mount and be like, "Woah man, I totally dig this, I been saying this the whole time, man.. Just love each other man, Jesus is the man.. man?" and become a Christian right on the spot. Especially if you are a hippie. Pretty much the same thing can be said about the Satanic Bible and it's antichrist and anti-holy religion stance. At 1/14/2011 2:41:45 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote: sho nuff I suppose. I think Lavey knew what he was doing. He was doing exactly what his book said to do... Is there anything more egocentric than starting a religion? Captured the crusty black hearts and wallets of many. Serious Lavey Satanists who have their little card and buy all the books are probably the second biggest tools in the world. Right behind people in the front row at metal concerts who don't wear earplugs, and are probably moshing. Yeah, I went there. Official "High Priest of Secular Affairs and Transient Distributor of Sonic Apple Seeds relating to the Reptilian Division of Paperwork Immoliation" of The FREEDO Bureaucracy, a DDO branch of the Erisian Front, a subdivision of the Discordian Back, a Limb of the Illuminatian Cosmic Utensil Corp |
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1/14/2011 12:09:52 PM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/14/2011 2:41:45 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote: I would have never guessed from his music that he was mentally incompetent. Official "High Priest of Secular Affairs and Transient Distributor of Sonic Apple Seeds relating to the Reptilian Division of Paperwork Immoliation" of The FREEDO Bureaucracy, a DDO branch of the Erisian Front, a subdivision of the Discordian Back, a Limb of the Illuminatian Cosmic Utensil Corp |
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1/14/2011 12:10:34 PM Posted: 7 years ago oops, ignore that last post. tab fvck up
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1/17/2011 7:29:57 AM Posted: 7 years ago Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Satanism some sort of atheist religion? (I, as a christian, don't tend to look into religions that are named after my enemy)
I think it is kinda disrepectful. Just be like advanced atheists or something. But whatever, I believe in free will. Have fun, kids. "And so I tell you, keep on asking, and you will receive what you ask for. Keep on seeking, and you will find. Keep on knocking, and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives. Everyone who seeks, finds. And to everyone who knocks, the door will be opened." Jesus in Luke 11:9-10 |
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1/17/2011 8:21:05 AM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/17/2011 7:29:57 AM, Charles0103 wrote: I am not sure, it never really makes a concrete statement of faith-belief. It simply derides Christianity for being against mankinds natural urges, and christians for all being hyporcrites. It never actually states whether or not it believes in the objective existence of God, or the Devil, or the efficacy of the spells it contains. I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips. |
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1/17/2011 9:13:17 AM Posted: 7 years ago Ah. So it's a, "I'm not sure what I believe, but I just like making fun of Christians" religion? That's wonderful...
"And so I tell you, keep on asking, and you will receive what you ask for. Keep on seeking, and you will find. Keep on knocking, and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives. Everyone who seeks, finds. And to everyone who knocks, the door will be opened." Jesus in Luke 11:9-10 |
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1/17/2011 9:19:01 AM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/17/2011 9:13:17 AM, Charles0103 wrote: That sounds more like sarcastic agnosticism. |
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1/17/2011 9:29:22 AM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/17/2011 9:13:17 AM, Charles0103 wrote: It's basically anti-Christianity and hedonistic, thats about it. I will paraphrase the entirity of it's wisdom so you won't ever have to read it. "Christians go and commit sins, then confess, pretend they are pure and go out and sin again. That means that they are hyprocrites, and the Christianity is rubbish because it denies mankinds natural urges. Natural urges are great and shouldn't be denied, like unless you take it too far... don't microwave babies thats kinda wrong. Wow look at the rack on that, I'd teach her a thing or two." Plus some spells in the back. Thats it. I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips. |
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1/17/2011 9:48:15 AM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/17/2011 9:13:17 AM, Charles0103 wrote: Because straw men are useful? :P LaVeyan Satanism is more to do with pro life in the sense of the enjoyment of life's pursuits and as such is hedonistic based in that regard. It has little at all to do with Chrisitanity except to divorce itself explicitly from a couple of certain perceived Christian beliefs. It should not be confused with theistic satanism which is very different and more directly opposed to Christianity. |
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1/17/2011 9:54:10 AM Posted: 7 years ago At 1/17/2011 7:29:57 AM, Charles0103 wrote: No. It is an ethics system that is atheistic in nature. |
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1/17/2011 10:01:03 AM Posted: 7 years ago No, Lavey Satanism is an purely atheistic "religion".
There are other "religions" that are called "satanist" and do believe in god, and a real entity called Satan. Lavey Satansim doesn't believe in god, at least not the theistic god. To the satanist, you are your own god. Satan is more of a metaphor than an actual entity. Basically, the philosophy is "Do what you will, as long as you can get away with it". It is a selfish philosophy through and through. One thing that I find admirable about Satanism though is that it is at least honest in that regard. Most if not all religions are selfish, and use coercion in some way to get you to see it their way. Satanism on the other hand just flat out tells you that it is a self centered and self serving philosophy. Unlike most faiths, this is not considered negative. Now take the "Do what you will" philosophy, a lot of "Hail Satans!", and a bunch of stupid rituals, and you have Satanism. It's a perfectly valid philosophy. Keep in mind that "What one wills" could very well be to help people. A lot of people get off on doing good for other people. Even they can be Satanists, so calling yourself a Satanist is not necessarily an admission of being an @sshole. In a way, everyone already is a Satanist, even if they don't realize it. This is of course why you all need the saving grace of Jesus Christ, for he died on the cross to save us from our own inequities. Official "High Priest of Secular Affairs and Transient Distributor of Sonic Apple Seeds relating to the Reptilian Division of Paperwork Immoliation" of The FREEDO Bureaucracy, a DDO branch of the Erisian Front, a subdivision of the Discordian Back, a Limb of the Illuminatian Cosmic Utensil Corp |
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1/17/2011 10:36:27 AM Posted: 7 years ago Yeah, but the name "Satanism" is a MAJOR turn off for me. Ha.
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