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phantom
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4/4/2011 12:46:32 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
If con is the opposite of pro.

Whats the opposite of progress.
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m93samman
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4/4/2011 12:51:42 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Regress.
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
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: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
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: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
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4/4/2011 12:56:41 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/4/2011 12:51:42 PM, m93samman wrote:
Regress.

it's a joke, he means congress.
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phantom
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4/4/2011 7:08:01 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I never heard it till today :(
"Music is a zen-like ecstatic state where you become the new man of the future, the Nietzschean merger of Apollo and Dionysus." Ray Manzarek (The Doors)
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4/4/2011 11:22:29 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Even older joke that only old MS-DOS geeks would get:

C:\CONGRESS.SYS Bad, Missing or Corrupt. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpeach?
phantom
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4/4/2011 11:26:10 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
i'm not an old MS-DOS geek so I'm afraid I don't get it
"Music is a zen-like ecstatic state where you become the new man of the future, the Nietzschean merger of Apollo and Dionysus." Ray Manzarek (The Doors)
Ore_Ele
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4/4/2011 11:41:40 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/4/2011 11:22:29 PM, PervRat wrote:
Even older joke that only old MS-DOS geeks would get:

C:\CONGRESS.SYS Bad, Missing or Corrupt. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpeach?

lol, that is funny.

How can someone not get this?
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badger
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4/5/2011 4:21:32 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/4/2011 12:56:41 PM, OreEle wrote:
At 4/4/2011 12:51:42 PM, m93samman wrote:
Regress.

it's a joke, he means congress.

and samma wrecked it. :) you gotta appreciate a good joke wrecking.
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badger
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4/5/2011 4:22:12 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/4/2011 11:41:40 PM, OreEle wrote:
At 4/4/2011 11:22:29 PM, PervRat wrote:
Even older joke that only old MS-DOS geeks would get:

C:\CONGRESS.SYS Bad, Missing or Corrupt. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpeach?

lol, that is funny.

How can someone not get this?

i have no idea what he's talking about.
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Illegalcombatant
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4/12/2011 12:00:37 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/4/2011 11:22:29 PM, PervRat wrote:
Even older joke that only old MS-DOS geeks would get:

C:\CONGRESS.SYS Bad, Missing or Corrupt. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpeach?

The scary thing is, I actually got this joke. Its stuff like this is how you realize you are getting old.

Damm kids with there Ipads and Xboxes, In my day we had to use a floppy disk that was actually FLOPPY
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4/12/2011 9:12:48 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
*like*
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