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So-and-So's 10 Point Economic Plan

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3/6/2012 11:32:47 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
1. Make sure fat people always wear clothes
Well their fat. It will help the clothes industry.
2. make everyone buy bumper stickers.
3. Ban inferno from DDO.
It will make him get a job.
4. Elect freedo as president of the US.
He is in the Illuminati. He knows how to fix EVERYTHING.
5. Assassinate people I do not like.
It will help the mercenary business.
6. Sample of drugs for everyone!
Like freedos drugs for all plan, but on a lesser scale. Helps that industry. freedo is always right so we need his ideas in drugs.
7. Get rid of minimum wage laws
because I said so! (how was this not mentioned in the like 60 others?)
8. what 4 said
9. Make everyone own guns!
Helps the gun industry
10. what 4 said.
"A trend is a trend, but the question is, will it bend? Will it alter its course through some unforeseen force and come to a premature end?" -- Alec Cairncross
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3/7/2012 12:05:43 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
1) Make college illegal
2) Ban sweater vests
3) Make Bestiality legal but keep gay marriage illegal
4) Destroy the Ozone layer as soon as possible
5) Make everything powered by gasoline, even cell phones
6) Ban pooping in toilets
7) Make Gum Chewing compulsory
8) Death penalty for those who like Justin Bieber
9) Find Waldo
10) Tell China to f*ck off

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3/7/2012 9:30:34 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
1. Hire people to give capital punishment.
1a. Give capital punishment to a lot of people
1b. People get jobs.
1b.a. Less people in market = less competition for jobs

2. Enslave all prisoners.
2a. No prisons = Save money
2b. Slaves = Free labor for the government

3. Ban bestiality (Lol, Imabench)

4. Build a border fence.
4a. We have slaves. Nuff said about cost.
4b. No illegal immigrants any more.
4.b.a But of course, if they wanted to, they could become slaves...

5. Build a strong military
5a. Force countries to pay up.
5a.a Force cities to pay up
5.a.a Force people to pay up
5.a.a.a Force pets to pay up
5.b Make sure those pets are working.

6. Check out
6.a Entertainment DONE!

7. Make a slave motto
7.a "Work Work Work!"
7.b Chant it while working.

8. I'm running out of ideas
8.a Kill a bunch of people for the heck of it

9. Cut down ALL trees.
9.a Now plenty of paper.
9.a.a Use paper to make homework/study stuff/ books
9.a.a.a Use educational stuff to teach people how to plant trees.

10. Take everybody's money
10.a Claim you will pay them back when they retire
10.b Kill them before they retire.