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FREEDO
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4/30/2012 1:10:34 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Get into heated political brawls here, like usual. Only one difference. You are all taking devil's advocate. Go to the complete opposite end of your political compass and argue from there.
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DanT
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4/30/2012 1:12:42 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 1:10:34 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Get into heated political brawls here, like usual. Only one difference. You are all taking devil's advocate. Go to the complete opposite end of your political compass and argue from there.

My complete opposite is socialist; I'll do it tomarrow. I need sleep
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lewis20
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4/30/2012 1:13:38 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
paul krugman and bill orielly are really awesome guys
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Oryus
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4/30/2012 1:26:59 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 1:13:38 AM, lewis20 wrote:
paul krugman and bill orielly are really awesome guys

Bill O'Reilly is a god damned god.
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4/30/2012 1:31:50 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I believe Mr. O'riely is the smartest man on the earth! Richard Dawkins is an idiot! Socialism sucks! John Lennon is a fascist! Puppies need to be circumcised! Christianity needs to be taught in schools, but not Pastafarianism! DDO isn't satanic!
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FREEDO
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4/30/2012 1:45:27 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Lol, I don't think there's going to be any arguments if you all declare your love for Bill O'Reilly.
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Stephen_Hawkins
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4/30/2012 1:47:37 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Circumsicing puppies... good idea.
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FREEDO
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4/30/2012 1:49:36 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 1:47:37 AM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
Circumsicing puppies... good idea.

Lol, 2,000th post.
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GeoLaureate8
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4/30/2012 2:17:08 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Conscript more men, more funding for wars and more torture! I want the President to strip away all freedoms to protect us! Send all drug users to prison! We need one world currency, one world government! End all Internet freedoms and spy on all U.S. citizens and assassinate citizens abroad without trial!

Oh wait, I don't believe any of that, but still vote for people who enact those policies!
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DanT
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4/30/2012 10:27:40 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 1:10:34 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Get into heated political brawls here, like usual. Only one difference. You are all taking devil's advocate. Go to the complete opposite end of your political compass and argue from there.

My opposite is communism.

Economic;

All profit comes from the worker. Profit does not come from an increase in demand, but rather from time put into the product by labor. Therefore all profit belongs to the worker.

All industries should be public, and all capital should be communally owned. Land, buildings, homes, vehicles, clothing, appliances, and anything that can be bought, sold, or used for the purpose of generating a profit should be communally owned.
This way industrial profit benefit the entire community, rather than the individual.

There should be no wages; everyone should work according to the need of society, and the ability of the worker. For compensation of that work, the worker is to use only what he needs from the pot of communal property. Shelter, clothing, and food is thus provided for work, but no more than what is needed.

Family

Marriage should be abolished, as marriage is determined by wealth, and is a form of human ownership. Marriage is a contract for spouses to own each other, and to be confined to each other. Marriage is usually motivated by wealth, or social status, so although it is consensual the two are not necessarily inclined to be together.

Sex-love should be free and not confined by marriage. There should be a community of women in common, where men can have sex with any women, provided there is a mutual instinct to do so.
Mutual instinct should be the motive behind sex. If one is sickly than their offspring would be a leach on society, and so instinct should be used to avoid the influence of common interests, looks, or intimacy on sexual transactions. If someone is sickly, if someone is weak, or if someone is mentally or physically unfit to reproduce, instinct would weed them out from the reproductive process.
Sex should be unbias, and people should have sex according to the need of the species, as instinct dictates. Under Capitalism sex is corrupted by social status, wealth, looks, common interests, and intimacy; by removing the individual we eliminate this corruption.

Children should be raised by the community. Parents raise their children bias, and the only purpose children have in regards to family is inheritance. Children are a means for the middle class to keep wealth an power within the family, whereas the worker's children become an extra source of labor.
Family should be abolished, and the community should be one big family.

Revolution

To create a communist utopia, workers of every country should unite under a communist party. Each country's communist party should individually seize power from the middle class, and centralize power in the state.
The state should than implement the social and economic policies of communism.
Once every state on earth is communistic, than the state would wither away through lack of necessity.
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Nosaj5q
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4/30/2012 10:51:32 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
well we need big government we need more regulations on peoples lives in fact f**k it lets make coffee illegal we can get away with it.
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