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JamesMadison
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8/6/2012 11:09:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I demand that we see Barack Obama show his penis to the entire nation. We need to see it. After all, he is running for the highest office in the nation. And, as we all know, that means that he has no right to a private life.

An unnamed source close to Obama told me that Obama admitted to him that he does not even have a penis. Is this true?

We just don't know.

Obama can clear this up tomorrow by just showing his penis to the entire nation. Of course, we will then know just how big it actually is. And, then the question of whether a man with such a big penis can relate to the average American, with a smaller penis.

But, until then, we mush assume the worst: that he has no penis or that he is hiding something.

Mr. Obama, WE NEED TO SEE THAT PENIS!
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8/6/2012 11:14:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Disturbing.

Mitt Romney has to show us his tax returns to prove 1) he is a US citizen, 2) he paid any taxes, and 3) to prove he is a US resident (like Obama had to several times).

It is a job interview question. And we have a right to know this.
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8/6/2012 11:30:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
guys guys guys relax...... this is just politics. what we need to do is COMPROMISE

We'll have Romney show his tax returns and then have Obama whip it out
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8/6/2012 11:34:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
FVCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!

It's about time!! Jeezus. You guys are getting bad at this.
You question the man's religion, race, country of birth, citizenship, presidential qualifications, age...it's about time you object to his gender.
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8/6/2012 11:34:52 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:32:08 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
Harry Reid has never shown his tax returns.

If I were Romney I'd demand Reid's before anything else.

Ok fine, Romney and Harry will show their taxes, then Obama will show his hairy shlong, agreed?
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8/6/2012 11:37:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:34:17 PM, Apollo.11 wrote:
FVCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!

It's about time!! Jeezus. You guys are getting bad at this.
You question the man's religion, race, country of birth, citizenship, presidential qualifications, age...it's about time you object to his gender.

Mitt Romney never questioned any of those things about Mitt Romney.

Yet, Obama is running ads about Mitt Romney's tax returns...
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8/6/2012 11:38:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:37:14 PM, JamesMadison wrote:
At 8/6/2012 11:34:17 PM, Apollo.11 wrote:
FVCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!

It's about time!! Jeezus. You guys are getting bad at this.
You question the man's religion, race, country of birth, citizenship, presidential qualifications, age...it's about time you object to his gender.

Mitt Romney never questioned any of those things about Mitt Romney.


I WONDER WHY
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8/6/2012 11:39:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:34:52 PM, imabench wrote:
At 8/6/2012 11:32:08 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
Harry Reid has never shown his tax returns.

If I were Romney I'd demand Reid's before anything else.

Ok fine, Romney and Harry will show their taxes, then Obama will show his hairy shlong, agreed?

Agreed.
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8/6/2012 11:39:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:37:14 PM, JamesMadison wrote:
At 8/6/2012 11:34:17 PM, Apollo.11 wrote:
FVCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!

It's about time!! Jeezus. You guys are getting bad at this.
You question the man's religion, race, country of birth, citizenship, presidential qualifications, age...it's about time you object to his gender.

Mitt Romney never questioned any of those things about Barack Obama.

Yet, Obama is running ads about Mitt Romney's tax returns...

My bad
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8/6/2012 11:41:01 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:34:52 PM, imabench wrote:
At 8/6/2012 11:32:08 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
Harry Reid has never shown his tax returns.

If I were Romney I'd demand Reid's before anything else.

Ok fine, Romney and Harry will show their taxes, then Obama will show his hairy shlong, agreed?

Only if they show it at the same time.

They can have a big event where Romney and Harry whip out the returns while, at the exact same time, Obama whips out his "Harry".
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8/6/2012 11:43:25 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:14:54 PM, Contra wrote:
Disturbing.

Mitt Romney has to show us his tax returns to prove 1) he is a US citizen, 2) he paid any taxes, and 3) to prove he is a US resident (like Obama had to several times).

It is a job interview question. And we have a right to know this.

Show me the law that says Romney 'has to' show us his tax returns.

1 - Tax returns are not generally used to verify citizenship. That's ridiculous. There is no valid concern over Romney's citizenship status. There was a valid concern over Obama's.

2 - Why? If Romney didn't pay any taxes in a year, it would have been because he made no money or because he had deductions. Either is legal. If he did something illegal, the IRS would be all over him. Tax returns are, imo, just a distraction from real issues.

3 - Why? What is the concern? With Obama, there were apparently valid concerns, such as family members claiming he wasn't born in the US.
twocupcakes: 15 = 13
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8/6/2012 11:43:33 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:14:54 PM, Contra wrote:
Disturbing.

Mitt Romney has to show us his tax returns to prove 1) he is a US citizen, 2) he paid any taxes, and 3) to prove he is a US resident (like Obama had to several times).

It is a job interview question. And we have a right to know this.

Two questions:

1.) Do you doubt that Mitt Romney is a US citizen or resident (or has paid taxes at all for that matter)?

2.) Did you think it was right when people made similiar accusations against Obama and continued to make them until he released his stuff?

BTW, why hasn't Obama released his transcript yet?

I don't think he should have to, but I also don't think Romney should have to release his personal stuff.
As a general rule, you'll find that, when a conservative is talking about policy, history, economics, or something serious, liberals are nowhere to be found. But, as soon as a conservative mentions Obama's birthplace or personal life, liberals are everywhere, only to dissappear again when evidence enters the discussion.
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8/6/2012 11:50:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Mitt Romney has lied on multiple occasions in his past about his tax returns.
His inability to release even one full year of tax returns despite pressure necessitates the existence of something he does not want to make public.
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8/6/2012 11:57:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:50:42 PM, Apollo.11 wrote:

Mr. Obama's inability to give even one peak at his penis. despite pressure necessitates the existence of something he does not want to make public.
As a general rule, you'll find that, when a conservative is talking about policy, history, economics, or something serious, liberals are nowhere to be found. But, as soon as a conservative mentions Obama's birthplace or personal life, liberals are everywhere, only to dissappear again when evidence enters the discussion.
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8/6/2012 11:59:15 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:50:42 PM, Apollo.11 wrote:
Mitt Romney has lied on multiple occasions in his past about his tax returns.
His inability to release even one full year of tax returns despite pressure necessitates the existence of something he does not want to make public.

No, because as soon as he does the Dems are going to jump all over it and use the ignorance of the people to try and nail Romney for something that isn't there.

His tax returns are obviously going to be long and complicated and they're going to point out some silly deduction or tax rate and try to win the stupid sheep Americans by saying "look Romney got a tax break for his horse, do you have a horse? He's ripping you off."
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8/7/2012 12:06:29 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Romney is a rich guy, and he files 300+ page tax returns every year. There is no doubt they a legal and squeaky clean because he's got a high paid accounting firm to make sure they are. What Democrats want is be able to go through N x 300 pages and look for trivia they can inflate. "What's this account in Surinam for? Explain! Explain!" It's total nonsense. Obama cannot run on his record so he has to base his entire campaign on personal attacks against Romney.

Obama has deliberately and carefully concealed his entire college career: admissions, grades, scores on standardized tests, his thesis, and everything he wrote. Obama taught courses, but no record has appeared as to what he said. John Kerry did much the same when he ran against Bush. After the election it came out that Bush scored a few points higher on IQ tests than Kerry, and that Bush had slightly better grades at Yale. So what's Obama concealing?
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8/7/2012 12:11:06 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/7/2012 12:06:29 AM, RoyLatham wrote:
Romney is a rich guy, and he files 300+ page tax returns every year. There is no doubt they a legal and squeaky clean because he's got a high paid accounting firm to make sure they are. What Democrats want is be able to go through N x 300 pages and look for trivia they can inflate. "What's this account in Surinam for? Explain! Explain!" It's total nonsense. Obama cannot run on his record so he has to base his entire campaign on personal attacks against Romney.

Obama has deliberately and carefully concealed his entire college career: admissions, grades, scores on standardized tests, his thesis, and everything he wrote. Obama taught courses, but no record has appeared as to what he said. John Kerry did much the same when he ran against Bush. After the election it came out that Bush scored a few points higher on IQ tests than Kerry, and that Bush had slightly better grades at Yale. So what's Obama concealing?

Wow, how'd I miss this?
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"Americans are better off in a dynamic, free-enterprise-based economy that fosters economic growth, opportunity and upward mobility." - Paul Ryan
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8/7/2012 12:16:56 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:50:42 PM, Apollo.11 wrote:
Mitt Romney has lied on multiple occasions in his past about his tax returns.
His inability to release even one full year of tax returns despite pressure necessitates the existence of something he does not want to make public.

He wants to avoid more headlines like

ROMNEY ONLY PAID 14% IN TAXES!!!!

Then not-rich people will complain that he doesn't pay his fair share, even though they personally pay somewhere between -30% and 5%.

Obama's camp will point out line after line after line and put out releases saying 'Romney might be a felon, he has a trust that could have participated in money laundering', 'Romney might be an adulterer! He had a charge account at a store that sells lingerie!' or any other crap.
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8/7/2012 12:17:41 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:57:17 PM, JamesMadison wrote:
At 8/6/2012 11:50:42 PM, Apollo.11 wrote:

Mr. Obama's inability to give even one peak at his penis. despite pressure necessitates the existence of something he does not want to make public.

Your analogy fails.

And I don't recall Obama every lying about whether or not he had a penis. Not that I'm informed on the subject.
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8/7/2012 12:53:40 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/7/2012 12:11:06 AM, Contra wrote:
At 8/7/2012 12:06:29 AM, RoyLatham wrote:
Romney is a rich guy, and he files 300+ page tax returns every year. There is no doubt they a legal and squeaky clean because he's got a high paid accounting firm to make sure they are. What Democrats want is be able to go through N x 300 pages and look for trivia they can inflate. "What's this account in Surinam for? Explain! Explain!" It's total nonsense. Obama cannot run on his record so he has to base his entire campaign on personal attacks against Romney.

Obama has deliberately and carefully concealed his entire college career: admissions, grades, scores on standardized tests, his thesis, and everything he wrote. Obama taught courses, but no record has appeared as to what he said. John Kerry did much the same when he ran against Bush. After the election it came out that Bush scored a few points higher on IQ tests than Kerry, and that Bush had slightly better grades at Yale. So what's Obama concealing?

Wow, how'd I miss this?

Lol, it's actually true. I believe Steve Sailer did the calculation. Even if you think he is biased, a bunch of experts said it was credible.
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8/7/2012 12:54:12 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/7/2012 12:17:41 AM, Apollo.11 wrote:
At 8/6/2012 11:57:17 PM, JamesMadison wrote:
At 8/6/2012 11:50:42 PM, Apollo.11 wrote:

Mr. Obama's inability to give even one peak at his penis. despite pressure necessitates the existence of something he does not want to make public.

Your analogy fails.

And I don't recall Obama every lying about whether or not he had a penis. Not that I'm informed on the subject.

What exactly did Mitt Romney "lie" about again?
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8/7/2012 1:10:24 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/7/2012 12:55:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
Liar. He didn't even try.

We can talk lies all day with politicians.



Well...

If you take the MOST that he ever spent...

And then compare that to his 'projected' budget for 2019, then he will have kept his promise... assuming that revenues actually grow by 7-10% per year between now and then, and spending is actually cut as much as he claims it will be...

So, yeah, totally no lie going on there. He clearly meant to say '...by the end of the first term of my successor assuming I am re-elected'... stoopid republitards just took him out of context.
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8/7/2012 3:51:30 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:09:57 PM, JamesMadison wrote:
I demand that we see Barack Obama show his penis to the entire nation. We need to see it. After all, he is running for the highest office in the nation. And, as we all know, that means that he has no right to a private life.

An unnamed source close to Obama told me that Obama admitted to him that he does not even have a penis. Is this true?

We just don't know.

Obama can clear this up tomorrow by just showing his penis to the entire nation. Of course, we will then know just how big it actually is. And, then the question of whether a man with such a big penis can relate to the average American, with a smaller penis.

But, until then, we mush assume the worst: that he has no penis or that he is hiding something.

Mr. Obama, WE NEED TO SEE THAT PENIS!

Obama endorsed gay marriage. What!?! He is obviously hiding something. That must mean.... that.... Aha! Obama is a closet homosexual! I'll bet he and Axelrod would make a HOT porno too. With a name like Axelrod, dude's got to be huge. They could call it... "The Audacity of Grope." I suppose that could be one way Obama could show his penis to the nation.
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8/7/2012 3:56:29 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/6/2012 11:14:54 PM, Contra wrote:
Disturbing.

Mitt Romney has to show us his tax returns to prove 1) he is a US citizen, 2) he paid any taxes, and 3) to prove he is a US resident (like Obama had to several times).

It is a job interview question. And we have a right to know this.

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8/7/2012 3:56:56 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/7/2012 3:51:30 AM, YYW wrote:
At 8/6/2012 11:09:57 PM, JamesMadison wrote:
I demand that we see Barack Obama show his penis to the entire nation. We need to see it. After all, he is running for the highest office in the nation. And, as we all know, that means that he has no right to a private life.

An unnamed source close to Obama told me that Obama admitted to him that he does not even have a penis. Is this true?

We just don't know.

Obama can clear this up tomorrow by just showing his penis to the entire nation. Of course, we will then know just how big it actually is. And, then the question of whether a man with such a big penis can relate to the average American, with a smaller penis.

But, until then, we mush assume the worst: that he has no penis or that he is hiding something.

Mr. Obama, WE NEED TO SEE THAT PENIS!

Obama endorsed gay marriage. What!?! He is obviously hiding something. That must mean.... that.... Aha! Obama is a closet homosexual! I'll bet he and Axelrod would make a HOT porno too. With a name like Axelrod, dude's got to be huge. They could call it... "The Audacity of Grope." I suppose that could be one way Obama could show his penis to the nation.

Haha.
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8/7/2012 5:27:22 AM
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Another day here in Washington, another day of the raging "Should Obama show his penis?" debate. LGBT groups are taking a tough stand on this one, claiming that the penis is irrelevant to whether or not he's "a man", whilst right-wing Lord of The Rings fundamentalists are claiming that "the spear" is the very essence of the Rohan victory at Helm's Deep - they say this is just another example of the President failing to respect the Iluvatarian heritage of our country.

The Heritage Foundation has refrained from passing judgement, and with it the two moderate Republicans are keeping quiet. However, that hasn't stopped Hannity from leading the charges (firstly into the Pacific Ocean, secondly to D. C.) against the President's phallic-record. Just what did the President's penis do at Bain Capital? Did it send jobs oversees?

These questions of integrity have been labelled by the GOP as "smear tactics", "totally irrelevant to the campaign" and, "Hahaha, Jesus H. Christ, I just discovered that single mothers exist. Hahaha. I think my sides might burst."

Now back to George Taft "Whirlwind-fist" Estevez with the weather.
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8/7/2012 5:33:32 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/7/2012 5:27:22 AM, NixonianVolkswagen wrote:
Another day here in Washington, another day of the raging "Should Obama show his penis?" debate. LGBT groups are taking a tough stand on this one, claiming that the penis is irrelevant to whether or not he's "a man", whilst right-wing Lord of The Rings fundamentalists are claiming that "the spear" is the very essence of the Rohan victory at Helm's Deep - they say this is just another example of the President failing to respect the Iluvatarian heritage of our country.

The Heritage Foundation has refrained from passing judgement, and with it the two moderate Republicans are keeping quiet. However, that hasn't stopped Hannity from leading the charges (firstly into the Pacific Ocean, secondly to D. C.) against the President's phallic-record. Just what did the President's penis do at Bain Capital? Did it send jobs oversees?

These questions of integrity have been labelled by the GOP as "smear tactics", "totally irrelevant to the campaign" and, "Hahaha, Jesus H. Christ, I just discovered that single mothers exist. Hahaha. I think my sides might burst."

Now back to George Taft "Whirlwind-fist" Estevez with the weather.

lol, yes, the debate is raging.
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