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8/13/2012 1:52:40 AM
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Do you know what your pet's political ideology is? My cat's a state-commeownist.
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8/13/2012 2:06:32 AM
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My guard dog* advocates a night-watchman state.

*I don't have a guard dog
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8/13/2012 3:45:25 AM
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At 8/13/2012 1:52:40 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Do you know what your pet's political ideology is? My cat's a state-commeownist.

My male golden has what looks like dredge in his ears, and he always has the munchies. He also is always looking for love, and is a coward that rolls over for everyone and everything. He respects those who protect him and make him feel safe (his people, and our female dog), but does what he wants, and even makes demands at times (such as demanding we pet him). He also hates changes from his normal routine. I think he is a pacifict, and a classic liberal.

My female dog is a tough, strong, yet proper lady. She is pretty, and enjoys her picture being taken. She is quite, and stubborn. She has a hard time letting you know what she wants. She is family oriented, and protects her family. She also hates when the status quo is disturbed.
I would have to say she is either a traditional or liberal conservative, and has tendancies simular to Palin's momma grizzlies.
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8/13/2012 4:02:19 AM
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At 8/13/2012 1:52:40 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Do you know what your pet's political ideology is? My cat's a state-commeownist.

My dog, I'm quite sure is a libertarian. He's quite content to let others live as they please and prefers that others return the favor. I will add that he prefers to live indoors, with food and water. He likes attention though... loves it, really.

Although I haven't lived at home since I was 17, I'm quite sure my mother's cat is a fascist. She demands that other modify their behavior to suit her needs, and will go out of her way to impose her will on you if you take issue with her orders.

The cat is more interesting than the dog, but I prefer the dog's company.
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8/13/2012 6:14:23 AM
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My gerbil, being briefly my only pet, was a monopolist and a gentleman.
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8/13/2012 8:00:39 AM
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My dog doesn't work, expects others to pay for his food and shelter, and craps wherever he feels like it. He's an occupy movementist.
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8/13/2012 8:02:25 AM
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My cat operates under an ideology of having solely businesslike interactions with people, i.e. she only comes near you when she wants food, and exchanges goods for services (rubbing against your leg, etc.). Thus, I consider her an antisocial capitalist who subscribes to classical liberalism. My dog, however, clearly believe in "sharing the love", as she licks the crap out of everyone she sees. I consider her a hippie who believe in progressive socialism.
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8/13/2012 8:47:49 AM
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My dog... Totalitarian.
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8/13/2012 8:57:53 AM
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At 8/13/2012 8:47:49 AM, 16kadams wrote:
My dog... Obama.
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8/13/2012 9:21:28 AM
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my dog supports a nanny state system
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8/13/2012 9:38:53 AM
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All my fish does is swim, eat, and sleep so IDK.
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8/13/2012 12:30:51 PM
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At 8/13/2012 1:52:40 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Do you know what your pet's political ideology is? My cat's a state-commeownist.

Lol.

This one's tricky for me right now, I have a Moluccan Cockatoo... He is LOUD, frequently noisy and incoherent, entitled, territorial, loves tearing things that don't belong to him to shreds with his three-pronged beak, and will bite you the moment he is afraid of you.

Despite his sporadic-lovability and situational-cleverness, I now think he must be some kind of authoritarian neoconservative in disguise.
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8/13/2012 1:12:41 PM
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One of my cats is grouchy and uptight, an authoritarian conservative.
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8/13/2012 1:17:22 PM
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At 8/13/2012 1:52:40 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Do you know what your pet's political ideology is? My cat's a state-commeownist.

Agreed. I have to do whatever he says.
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8/13/2012 1:35:02 PM
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My German Shepherd is like an old, burned out, senile hippy who isn't even aware enough to be apathetic.
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8/13/2012 1:53:44 PM
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I never talk politics with the bitch, also she's a mutt, so like I really don't care.
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8/13/2012 2:48:53 PM
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My dog is a Turk. The cats exist only to provide her the pleasure of raiding them.

The cats are liberaltarians, wanting to be left alone but tossing things at windows if they lose their benes or get insufficient catnip supplies.
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8/13/2012 3:41:33 PM
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My dog is a rich Liberal. He is a $1,500.00 pure bred, lives off of free handouts and does no work, he chases both genders, he never coerces or initiates aggression, but he occasionally catches and gathers his own food.
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8/13/2012 6:06:25 PM
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hahaha I forgot about this thread. You guys are really creative, and I feel sorry for some of you who are being repressed by authoritarian animals or have to support welfare-animals. We should test cats for catnip prior to giving them handouts.
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8/13/2012 6:08:02 PM
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My cat is a pawpulist.
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8/13/2012 6:13:35 PM
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At 8/13/2012 3:41:33 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
My dog is a rich Liberal. He is a $1,500.00 pure bred, lives off of free handouts and does no work, he chases both genders, he never coerces or initiates aggression, but he occasionally catches and gathers his own food.

This is my favorite response, thus far.
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8/14/2012 1:58:12 AM
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My cats a big Meaoist.
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8/14/2012 11:25:26 AM
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At 8/13/2012 3:41:33 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
My dog is a rich Liberal. He is a $1,500.00 pure bred, lives off of free handouts and does no work, he chases both genders, he never coerces or initiates aggression, but he occasionally catches and gathers his own food.

Wait so it's cool to bash rich people (or animals, as it were) for being rich and not having to work as long as they're liberal?
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8/14/2012 12:18:03 PM
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At 8/14/2012 11:25:26 AM, Frederick53 wrote:
At 8/13/2012 3:41:33 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
My dog is a rich Liberal. He is a $1,500.00 pure bred, lives off of free handouts and does no work, he chases both genders, he never coerces or initiates aggression, but he occasionally catches and gathers his own food.

Wait so it's cool to bash rich people (or animals, as it were) for being rich and not having to work as long as they're liberal?

Not bashing my dog, I love my dog. I don't favor Liberals or Conservatives, I negate both.
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8/14/2012 1:08:15 PM
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At 8/14/2012 12:18:03 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
At 8/14/2012 11:25:26 AM, Frederick53 wrote:
At 8/13/2012 3:41:33 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
My dog is a rich Liberal. He is a $1,500.00 pure bred, lives off of free handouts and does no work, he chases both genders, he never coerces or initiates aggression, but he occasionally catches and gathers his own food.

Wait so it's cool to bash rich people (or animals, as it were) for being rich and not having to work as long as they're liberal?

Not bashing my dog, I love my dog. I don't favor Liberals or Conservatives, I negate both.

Alright, just a knee jerk reaction, I had to ask.
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8/15/2012 1:26:24 PM
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My pet hamster is definitely an anarcho-syndicalist. My cat, however, is by nature a fascist, but has been forced to become a sort of moderate socialist.
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8/15/2012 2:53:40 PM
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My fish is a Liberal. All he does is eat and sleep and swim all day doing nothing and lives off of handouts.
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