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chrumbelievable
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2/20/2013 8:03:24 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I love conspiracy theories. Seriously. No matter how "out there" they may be, there's almost literally nothing that would surprise me anymore.

That being said, I stumbled across this article a couple of months ago, and while I literally LOL-ed at parts of it, there are other parts that legitimately FREAK me out.

Basically, the "Alien Master Plan" theory is that aliens are working in conjuncture with the Illuminati to create a completely subservient hybrid human-alien race on earth.

You can read (or skim) the full article here: http://www.montalk.net...

The author argues that we are already being conditioned to accept this "hybrid" look as the norm, and that hybrids are in fact already living among us. If you think about the models, actresses, etc. today that embody our standards of "beauty," they exhibit qualities that heretofore throughout human history would have indicated poor health, and that, moreover, resemble the common traits of "aliens" portrayed in the media--thin body, thin face, pointed chin, big eyes.

Anyway, it's definitely some weird, out there sh**. But I figured some of you might get a kick out of it.

Enjoy.
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2/20/2013 8:47:05 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I stopped reading at "Mankind is being enslaved by non-human forces who are technologically, psychically, and dimensionally superior to us.".
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DanT
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2/20/2013 8:52:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 8:03:24 PM, chrumbelievable wrote:
I love conspiracy theories. Seriously. No matter how "out there" they may be, there's almost literally nothing that would surprise me anymore.

That being said, I stumbled across this article a couple of months ago, and while I literally LOL-ed at parts of it, there are other parts that legitimately FREAK me out.

Basically, the "Alien Master Plan" theory is that aliens are working in conjuncture with the Illuminati to create a completely subservient hybrid human-alien race on earth.

I first heard that theory on the history channel's ancient aliens. They claimed that aliens created man, than there was a schism among them and the order of the snake revealed to man secret knowledge. They claimed that was the basis of genesis. I searched the theory on the internet and conspiracy theorists claim that a Reptilian alien race known as the "Anunaki" created man as a slave race, and the anunaki's decedents are the Illuminati who are keepers of the secret knowledge. The conspiracy theory also makes reference to the order of the snake.

The whole basis of this story is Bogus, and loosely based on both Sumerian and Hebrew mythology.

In Sumerian myth Man was created from mud as a slave race (later freed), when the minor gods rebelled. The ancient alien theorists claim they were mining gold, in reality they were digging ditches in order to water Dilmun (which lacked water).
Similarly the Abrahamic Genesis mythology says god made man from clay/mud in order to irrigate the garden of Eden.

Now on to the secret knowledge. This is loosely based on the Abrahamic Genesis mythology, where the snake in the garden of Eden tempts eve and Adam into eating from the tree of knowledge.

This story derives from Sumerian myth. In the Sumerian myth, Ninmah created several new plants, and When Enki spotted the plants he began to name them and eat them. One of the plants was the tree plant. He ate from the tree and grew ill; in order to heal his illnesses Ninmah created several new gods, one of which was the goddess ninti. Ninti means lady of the rib, or lady of life. Ninti was created to heal Enki's rib.

Another story that may have influenced the Abrahamic myth was the Babylonian legend of Adapa. Adapa broke the Ninlil's wings, and therefore was than summoned by Anu to answer for what he had done. Enki gave Adapa clear instructions on how to act, and the most important instruction was not to eat any food offered to him, as it would be the food of death. Guarding Anu's gate was the Gods Ningishzida and Dumuzid. Ningishzida was depicted as a serpent wrapped around a tree, his name means "Lord of the good tree". Because Adapa followed Enki's instructions Anu offered him ambrosia (the food of immortality) rather than the food of death, which Adapa turned down due to Enki's instructions. Because Adapa turned down the food, he passed up his chance at immortality.

Nothing in Sumerian myth indicates that the Sumerian Gods were reptilian, nor is there anything to indicate that they deprived man of secret knowledge.

That being said, Enlil can translate to "Lord of Secret Knowledge", but due to his role it is more likely to translate as "Lord of the Wind", or "Lord of the Plains". Other than the alternative spelling of Enlil's name, there is nothing to indicate a secret knowledge amongst the Anunaki.

There is also nothing to indicate connection to the illuminati.

the thing about conspiracy theorists is that they focus on a few accurate facts and stretch them to fit an inaccurate theory. They make sh!t up to connect the dots between real facts and their fictitious theories. As a result, they sound legit, but are really hogwash. This is why even the most outrageous conspiracy theories can sound plausible, and make you wonder.

You can read (or skim) the full article here: http://www.montalk.net...

The author argues that we are already being conditioned to accept this "hybrid" look as the norm, and that hybrids are in fact already living among us. If you think about the models, actresses, etc. today that embody our standards of "beauty," they exhibit qualities that heretofore throughout human history would have indicated poor health, and that, moreover, resemble the common traits of "aliens" portrayed in the media--thin body, thin face, pointed chin, big eyes.

don't forget big badonkadonks. The concept of "Beauty" changes constantly throughout history. It also various from culture to culture.
Anyway, it's definitely some weird, out there sh**. But I figured some of you might get a kick out of it.

Enjoy.
It's entertaining, but it's complete hogwash.
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GeoLaureate8
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2/21/2013 12:43:21 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
@DanT

What you say is false and you lack the information that links the Illuminati to the Annunaki.

"Ea was a genetic engineer. Within ancient Sumerian writings he is given credit for many other accomplishments other than engineering Homo sapiens. It is said that Ea drained marshes by the Persian Gulf and replaced them with fertile agricultural land. Ea also supervised the building of dams and dikes.

Ea didn"t engineer Homo sapiens without trial and error though. His character was flawed as ancient Sumerian writings reflect. He was somewhat careless at times.

Goodhearted is what Ea was, at least in regard to his creation. Ea spoke before the councils of the gods on behalf of the new EArth race. Ea was against the cruelties the other gods were imposing on humans. Ea"s wishes were overruled by the other faction. Ea did not intend for the human race to be treated harshly.

The rebellious god Ea formed an organization called, "The Brotherhood of the Serpent/Snake." Ancient Egyptian writings tell us its ORIGINAL purpose was to educate the human race in TRUTH and to liberate the human race from its bondage, the same bondage portrayed within the movie, "The Matrix" , where "AI"/Satan is the controller of the human race.

No other animal within ancient civilizations was more prominent or as important... than the SNAKE. The snake is just one among many other symbols of the Brotherhood. The snake is also a symbol used within Freemasonry."

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net...

"This is not to say that Ea was actually portrayed by ancient Sumerians as a saint. He was not. He was described in Mesopotamian texts with distinct character flaws. If Ea was a real person, then he appears to have been a genius who could get things done, but who was often careless about anticipating the consequences of how he went about accomplishing his goals. By engineering a work race (Homo sapiens), Ea wound up giving his enemies a powerful tool of spiritual repression. Ea then appears to have compounded the blunder by founding and/or empowering the early Snake Brotherhood which, after its reported defeat, continued to remain a powerful force in human affairs, but under the domination of the very Custodial factions that Ea and the original Brotherhood were said to have opposed.

History indicates that the Brotherhood was turned under its new Custodial "Gods" into a chilling weapon of spiritual repression and betrayal, despite the efforts of many sincere humanitarians to bring about true spiritual reform through Brotherhood channels all the way up until today. By reportedly creating a work race and the Brotherhood of the Snake, the "God" Ea had helped build a trap for billions of spiritual beings on Earth."

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net...

Below is more direct links from the Brotherhood of the Snake to the Illuminati. In fact, the Illuminati is the modern form of the Brotherhood of the Snake.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net...
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2/21/2013 8:24:29 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/21/2013 12:43:21 AM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
@DanT

What you say is false and you lack the information that links the Illuminati to the Annunaki.

"Ea was a genetic engineer. Within ancient Sumerian writings he is given credit for many other accomplishments other than engineering Homo sapiens. It is said that Ea drained marshes by the Persian Gulf and replaced them with fertile agricultural land. Ea also supervised the building of dams and dikes.

Ea didn"t engineer Homo sapiens without trial and error though. His character was flawed as ancient Sumerian writings reflect. He was somewhat careless at times.

Goodhearted is what Ea was, at least in regard to his creation. Ea spoke before the councils of the gods on behalf of the new EArth race. Ea was against the cruelties the other gods were imposing on humans. Ea"s wishes were overruled by the other faction. Ea did not intend for the human race to be treated harshly.

The rebellious god Ea formed an organization called, "The Brotherhood of the Serpent/Snake." Ancient Egyptian writings tell us its ORIGINAL purpose was to educate the human race in TRUTH and to liberate the human race from its bondage, the same bondage portrayed within the movie, "The Matrix" , where "AI"/Satan is the controller of the human race.

No other animal within ancient civilizations was more prominent or as important... than the SNAKE. The snake is just one among many other symbols of the Brotherhood. The snake is also a symbol used within Freemasonry."

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net...

"This is not to say that Ea was actually portrayed by ancient Sumerians as a saint. He was not. He was described in Mesopotamian texts with distinct character flaws. If Ea was a real person, then he appears to have been a genius who could get things done, but who was often careless about anticipating the consequences of how he went about accomplishing his goals. By engineering a work race (Homo sapiens), Ea wound up giving his enemies a powerful tool of spiritual repression. Ea then appears to have compounded the blunder by founding and/or empowering the early Snake Brotherhood which, after its reported defeat, continued to remain a powerful force in human affairs, but under the domination of the very Custodial factions that Ea and the original Brotherhood were said to have opposed.


History indicates that the Brotherhood was turned under its new Custodial "Gods" into a chilling weapon of spiritual repression and betrayal, despite the efforts of many sincere humanitarians to bring about true spiritual reform through Brotherhood channels all the way up until today. By reportedly creating a work race and the Brotherhood of the Snake, the "God" Ea had helped build a trap for billions of spiritual beings on Earth."

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net...

Below is more direct links from the Brotherhood of the Snake to the Illuminati. In fact, the Illuminati is the modern form of the Brotherhood of the Snake.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net...

Geo's like that senile WW2 vet that you listen to because you have to or you don't pass your community service, which you then return to prison. Knowing jail time hangs over your shoulder, all of a sudden ol' senile Geo becomes a little more bearable
DanT
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2/21/2013 10:31:52 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/21/2013 12:43:21 AM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
@DanT

What you say is false and you lack the information that links the Illuminati to the Annunaki.

Lack of information is not proof of conspiracy. Information is proof, lack of information is inconclusive.
"Ea was a genetic engineer."
First off Ea is Babylonian not sumerian. The creation myth differs in Babylon from the sumerian myth. In sumerian myth enki (ea) was the grand designer of humans, but in Babylon it was Murdock, Ea's son.
Also, in the sumerian myth Nammu asked Enki to create humans to replace the minor gods. In Babylonian myth Tiamat (Nammu) led the rebellion with her lover, Kingu. In Babylonian myth Kingu's blood and spine was mixed with the mud to create humans. This part of the myth was absent in the earlier sumerian version, which instead claims that the image of god was binded on us through Ninmah, who was inseminated by the mud.
I would agree that it does sound like an ancient description of genetic experimentation, but I would disagree with the misconceptions about the mythology; namely who said what.
Within ancient Sumerian writings he is given credit for many other accomplishments other than engineering Homo sapiens. It is said that Ea drained marshes by the Persian Gulf and replaced them with fertile agricultural land.
Actually enki created marshes. The abzu was a vast aquifer that was believed to be the source of the lakes and marshes. Enki was lord of the Abzu, and lived in the abzu.
Ea also supervised the building of dams and dikes.

This is true as it is mentioned in Enki and the world order. Don't see how it is relevant

Ea didn"t engineer Homo sapiens without trial and error though. His character was flawed as ancient Sumerian writings reflect. He was somewhat careless at times.

No, each one of his creations was intentionally flawed, but despite their flaws they still had a place in society; that was the significance of the myth.
It was not trial and error, the myth says that he knew exactly what he was doing.
Goodhearted is what Ea was, at least in regard to his creation.
Enki was the god of earth, water, creation, crafts, and mischief. He also determined the fate of all things.
Ea spoke before the councils of the gods on behalf of the new EArth race. Ea was against the cruelties the other gods were imposing on humans. Ea"s wishes were overruled by the other faction. Ea did not intend for the human race to be treated harshly.

I take it you are referring to the flood myth. Enki created man for the sole purpose of slavery. Later Enlil asked enki permission to destroy the human race. Enki granted him permission and Enlil used the flood weapon to wipe out all life on earth. Enki warned Ziusudra instructing him to build an ark, and save all the animals. After the flood stopped Enlil was enraged Enki and the other gods than lectured Enlil about how his punishment was disproportionate to the crime, and Ziusudra was reworded with eternal life for saving the animals.
The rebellious god Ea formed an organization called, "The Brotherhood of the Serpent/Snake."
No such organization. The cuneiform for poisonous snake, or dragon, also mean sovereign. That is why the dragon (composite monster) was used as a symbol of sovereignty in sumeria. Enki is called the "sovereign" in the myth enki and the world order, which ancient alien theorist twisted into the story about the reptilian order of the snake.
Ancient Egyptian writings tell us its ORIGINAL purpose was to educate the human race in TRUTH and to liberate the human race from its bondage, the same bondage portrayed within the movie, "The Matrix" , where "AI"/Satan is the controller of the human race.

Omfg you are citing the Matrix. I'm not sure which egyptian myth you are referring to. Thoth was the egyptian god who gave man knowledge, and he was not depicted as snake.
No other animal within ancient civilizations was more prominent or as important... than the SNAKE.
Because cultural drift. Just as the significance of the bull in sumerian myth impacted India, Egypt, Greece, and the Semitic cultures of Mesopotamia.

The snake is just one among many other symbols of the Brotherhood. The snake is also a symbol used within Freemasonry."

Again there is no solid link. Just a bunch of assumptions.
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net...

"This is not to say that Ea was actually portrayed by ancient Sumerians
Ea was not portrayed by Sumerians, he was portrayed by Babylonians
as a saint. He was not. He was described in Mesopotamian texts with distinct character flaws.
Like banging everything that breaths. Including his daughters and granddaughters.
If Ea was a real person, then he appears to have been a genius who could get things done,
He was portrayed as all knowing
but who was often careless about anticipating the consequences of how he went about accomplishing his goals.
False. Enki determined the destiny of all things. He was said to have perfect foresight
By engineering a work race (Homo sapiens), Ea wound up giving his enemies a powerful tool of spiritual repression.
Again, not in the myth. That is your own views, not the Sumerians'.
Ea then appears to have compounded the blunder by founding and/or empowering the early Snake Brotherhood which,
Found nowhere in sumerian myth
after its reported defeat, continued to remain a powerful force in human affairs, but under the domination of the very Custodial factions that Ea and the original Brotherhood were said to have opposed.

Complete hogwash

History indicates that the Brotherhood was turned under its new Custodial "Gods" into a chilling weapon of spiritual repression and betrayal, despite the efforts of many sincere humanitarians to bring about true spiritual reform through Brotherhood channels all the way up until today. By reportedly creating a work race and the Brotherhood of the Snake, the "God" Ea had helped build a trap for billions of spiritual beings on Earth."
Idk where you got that bs, as it is found nowhere in mythology.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net...

Below is more direct links from the Brotherhood of the Snake to the Illuminati. In fact, the Illuminati is the modern form of the Brotherhood of the Snake.

The Illuminati is not modern, the illuminati was both created and disbanded in the 18th century.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net...
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Double_R
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2/22/2013 7:26:43 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 8:03:24 PM, chrumbelievable wrote:
I love conspiracy theories. Seriously. No matter how "out there" they may be, there's almost literally nothing that would surprise me anymore.

That being said, I stumbled across this article a couple of months ago, and while I literally LOL-ed at parts of it, there are other parts that legitimately FREAK me out.

Basically, the "Alien Master Plan" theory is that aliens are working in conjuncture with the Illuminati to create a completely subservient hybrid human-alien race on earth.

You can read (or skim) the full article here: http://www.montalk.net...

The author argues that we are already being conditioned to accept this "hybrid" look as the norm, and that hybrids are in fact already living among us. If you think about the models, actresses, etc. today that embody our standards of "beauty," they exhibit qualities that heretofore throughout human history would have indicated poor health, and that, moreover, resemble the common traits of "aliens" portrayed in the media--thin body, thin face, pointed chin, big eyes.

Anyway, it's definitely some weird, out there sh**. But I figured some of you might get a kick out of it.

Enjoy.

"Given their technological superiority, why don"t hostile alien forces just take over the planet?

For strategic reasons, their invasion is a drawn out process rather than a single spectacular blitzkrieg as one might expect..."


One of the constants of every conspiracy theory is the lack of acceptance in the idea that simple explanations are more reasonable. [insert conspiracy theory here] Why the unnecessarily complicated plan? Because the conspirators wanted it that way.