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Wallstreetatheist
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3/7/2013 10:32:52 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford." Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford." Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse... Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...
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3/8/2013 8:24:27 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 3:29:54 AM, Double_R wrote:
I'm convinced.

Me, too. [or should I say 'ditto?']

[Had to look up "NAC" first. :D]
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3/8/2013 8:39:59 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/7/2013 10:32:52 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford." Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford." Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse... Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...


Speaking of NAC. Have you checked out the TEA Party, lately? Quite a group. Funny thing to me is how many of their members think they are libertarians--LMAO. :D

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Oh, and the video cracked me up! Gotta mentally bookmark it, for use later.
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3/8/2013 8:59:52 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/7/2013 10:32:52 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

The Lizard gets it!I'd have too look up the other stuff though because that is crazy!
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3/8/2013 2:43:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 3:29:54 AM, Double_R wrote:
I'm convinced.

Suck it, Geo!!! CoNvInCiNg CoNsPiRaCiEs!!!!
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3/8/2013 6:37:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
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3/9/2013 2:03:45 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/7/2013 10:32:52 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

So?

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Headshots are good for assassination, I presume. I don't recall Kennedy being concerned with civil rights to the point that his presidency was defined by it, but whatever. Not establishing anything here.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

You're either a Northerner or a Southerner. And given the average age at which one becomes president, they would have probably been within the same age group and the odds of them being born in the same year of the century would be around one in fifteen, rather than the one in a hundred chance most people assume upon seeing it.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Again, the ages are generally within the same range. Numerical coincidences do not count because of the sheer amount of numerical values.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford." Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford." Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

The person who murdered the President pretty much makes himself the biggest target in the country. The other claim is too stupid to deserve refutation.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Phonetic coincidences are almost as common as numerical ones.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse... Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...

OK, I'll grant you this one. :)
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3/9/2013 3:24:56 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 8:24:27 AM, proglib wrote:
At 3/8/2013 3:29:54 AM, Double_R wrote:
I'm convinced.

Me, too. [or should I say 'ditto?']

[Had to look up "NAC" first. :D]

I looked it up and didn't find anything. What does it mean?
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3/9/2013 4:40:05 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/9/2013 3:24:56 PM, natoast wrote:
At 3/8/2013 8:24:27 AM, proglib wrote:
At 3/8/2013 3:29:54 AM, Double_R wrote:
I'm convinced.

Me, too. [or should I say 'ditto?']

[Had to look up "NAC" first. :D]

I looked it up and didn't find anything. What does it mean?

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3/9/2013 7:55:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/7/2013 10:32:52 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Lincoln did not have a secretary named Kennedy

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

John Wilkes Booth was born in Maryland, spent most of his life in the north and considered himself a northerner, he was a southern sympathizer but he was not a southerner.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

John Wilkes booth was not born in 1839, he was born in 1838.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Neither of them were known by thier three names until after the assasinations.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford." Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford." Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Booth was shot while being apprehended, it was not an assassination.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

There is no Monroe Maryland for Lincoln to have ever been in, and Marilyn Monroe died well over a year before Kennedy was assassinated.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse... Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...

It is not known where Booth fled to after the assassination, he eluded capture for eleven days, when he was finally trapped and killed he was on a farm in the tobacco shed, it was not a warehouse.
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3/9/2013 9:53:53 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
There always has to be that assh*le who tries to apply facts to conspiracy theories.
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3/9/2013 10:06:44 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/7/2013 10:32:52 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Monroe died in '62 (not 69 as was previously reported). If this is true, Kennedy was one sick mutha f*cker.
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3/9/2013 10:09:04 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Also, lincoln and kennedy both had johnsons...
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3/9/2013 10:14:52 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
That's so spooky.
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3/9/2013 10:37:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/9/2013 10:09:04 PM, malcolmxy wrote:
Also, lincoln and kennedy both had johnsons...

Yeah, and except for Kennedy, they were both born in a log cabins....that can't be a coincidence.
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3/10/2013 12:36:11 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/9/2013 10:37:01 PM, Sidewalker wrote:
At 3/9/2013 10:09:04 PM, malcolmxy wrote:
Also, lincoln and kennedy both had johnsons...

Yeah, and except for Kennedy, they were both born in a log cabins....that can't be a coincidence.

I think the White House was probably a log cabin in comparison to Joe Kennedy's many homes where Jack grew up/was born, but you are absolutely correct. There is no way this was a coincidence.
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3/10/2013 12:43:53 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/9/2013 10:06:44 PM, malcolmxy wrote:
At 3/7/2013 10:32:52 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Monroe died in '62 (not 69 as was previously reported). If this is true, Kennedy was one sick mutha f*cker.

LOL.
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3/10/2013 4:25:22 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I'm guessing WSA already knows this but, for everyone else, this meme is largely inaccurate.
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3/10/2013 4:41:27 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/10/2013 4:25:22 AM, FREEDO wrote:
I'm guessing WSA already knows this but, for everyone else, this meme is largely inaccurate.

So, JFK - not a necrophiliac?

This is strangely comforting and disturbing at the same time. I'll Lincoln it for a bit and come back with my conclusions.
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3/10/2013 3:18:24 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/10/2013 4:25:22 AM, FREEDO wrote:
I'm guessing WSA already knows this but, for everyone else, this meme is largely inaccurate.

That's exactly what the conspiracy wants you to believe.
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3/10/2013 8:38:44 PM
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The first assasination attempt to kill Lincoln is referred to as the Baltimore Plot, it was a plan to kill the President Elect in Baltimore before he was inaugurated. The Baltimore plot failed because it was uncovered by a NY Police Superintendent named John Kennedy.

Both Presidents were particularly concerned with turkey rights. Lincoln was the first President to pardon a Thanksgiving Turkey (it's name was Jack). Jack Kennedy was the first President after Harry Truman to pardon a Thanksgiving Turkey.

The words "Truman", "turkey", and "pardon" all contain six letters.
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3/11/2013 10:35:40 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/10/2013 3:18:24 PM, Sidewalker wrote:
At 3/10/2013 4:25:22 AM, FREEDO wrote:
I'm guessing WSA already knows this but, for everyone else, this meme is largely inaccurate.

That's exactly what the conspiracy wants you to believe.

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3/11/2013 11:35:42 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 6:37:12 PM, OberHerr wrote:
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lol that's what I thought
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3/16/2013 11:26:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/9/2013 4:40:05 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 3/9/2013 3:24:56 PM, natoast wrote:
At 3/8/2013 8:24:27 AM, proglib wrote:
At 3/8/2013 3:29:54 AM, Double_R wrote:
I'm convinced.

Me, too. [or should I say 'ditto?']

[Had to look up "NAC" first. :D]

I looked it up and didn't find anything. What does it mean?

NOT ALL CAPS.

"Not a Conspiracy"
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