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Life in Modern America via North Korean News

YYW
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3/14/2013 12:34:59 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
North Korea Reports:

In America, apparently all are drug users who live in tents, forage for resources and shoot children.

http://www.thesun.co.uk...

Facts, North Korean Style:

(1) There are no birds also, because they have all been eaten, and they were yummy.
(2) The American Red Cross is supplied with curtains and walls by North Korean aid.
(3) Coffee is made from snow.
(4) People sleep with dead bodies, together in adversity.
(5) Europe is just as bad as America.
(6) Coffee is rationed, and people are grateful to their government for these handouts.
(7) Few people shave.
(8) Communication technology stopped developing after the 1960s.
(9) North Korea provides American Homeless people with coffee.
(10) Many people sleep in subway terminals.
(11) People sleep in chairs to await heroin doses.
(12) Houses blow over easily in America.

But the most offensive:

(13) Dell computers are 'expensive'.

This is better than SNL...
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3/14/2013 12:53:12 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/14/2013 12:38:22 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
Wait... the video wasn't satire? Seriously???

This sh!t is as real as it gets.