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We should all have lots and lots of guns.

APB
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4/10/2013 1:47:20 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Lots and lots and lots of them.

Guns for you, guns for me. Guns for mum, guns for dad. Guns for grandma, guns for Little Johnny. A gun for every day of the week. Cops should have guns. Robbers should have guns. Rap artists should have guns. School choirs should have guns. Nuns should have guns.

Guns are awesome. You can never have too many guns.
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4/10/2013 1:50:55 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
If this had rhymed, you'd have won me over instantly.
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4/10/2013 3:29:55 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/10/2013 1:50:55 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
If this had rhymed, you'd have won me over instantly.

I didn't think to make it rhyme. Never mind, next time.
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4/10/2013 5:41:45 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/10/2013 3:30:45 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Yeah, make it like a Dr. Seuss book.

All debates should be written in rhyme,
'Tis fun to do, most of the time,
That way, when people are stupid or rude,
Or trolling their peers in a manner that's crude,
They'll have to be a bit more creative,
A bit more focused, and a bit more selective,
So even if their logic is utterly woeful,
We'll laugh at their comments, no matter how antisocial.
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4/10/2013 7:37:24 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/10/2013 5:41:45 AM, APB wrote:
At 4/10/2013 3:30:45 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Yeah, make it like a Dr. Seuss book.

All debates should be written in rhyme,
'Tis fun to do, most of the time,
That way, when people are stupid or rude,
Or trolling their peers in a manner that's crude,
They'll have to be a bit more creative,
A bit more focused, and a bit more selective,
So even if their logic is utterly woeful,
We'll laugh at their comments, no matter how antisocial.

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Citrakayah
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4/10/2013 3:42:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/10/2013 1:47:20 AM, APB wrote:
Lots and lots and lots of them.

Guns for you, guns for me. Guns for mum, guns for dad. Guns for grandma, guns for Little Johnny. A gun for every day of the week. Cops should have guns. Robbers should have guns. Rap artists should have guns. School choirs should have guns. Nuns should have guns.

Guns are awesome. You can never have too many guns.

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

I do hope you are.
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4/10/2013 3:54:40 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/10/2013 3:42:13 PM, Citrakayah wrote:
At 4/10/2013 1:47:20 AM, APB wrote:
Lots and lots and lots of them.

Guns for you, guns for me. Guns for mum, guns for dad. Guns for grandma, guns for Little Johnny. A gun for every day of the week. Cops should have guns. Robbers should have guns. Rap artists should have guns. School choirs should have guns. Nuns should have guns.

Guns are awesome. You can never have too many guns.

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

I do hope you are.

It's 50/50, my good mate,
Now don't be rude, let's have a debate.
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4/10/2013 6:52:45 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
APB that first statement had some serious issues even if it was a joke
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4/10/2013 7:02:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/10/2013 1:47:20 AM, APB wrote:
Lots and lots and lots of them.

Guns for you, guns for me. Guns for mum, guns for dad. Guns for grandma, guns for Little Johnny. A gun for every day of the week. Cops should have guns. Robbers should have guns. Rap artists should have guns. School choirs should have guns. Nuns should have guns.

Dumba**....

Guns are awesome. You can never have too many guns.
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4/11/2013 3:16:29 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/10/2013 7:02:16 PM, imabench wrote:
Dumba**....

Benchy, Benchy, Benchy. If we take away robber's guns, they will just resort to knives. And that's like twice as painful of a way to die. Then it's just going to escalate to taking away their knives. Then we'll all be forced to take big bites of food and they will resort to killing with tooth-picks. And that, my friend, is just plain sick.
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4/12/2013 11:18:47 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/11/2013 3:16:29 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 4/10/2013 7:02:16 PM, imabench wrote:
Dumba**....

Benchy, Benchy, Benchy. If we take away robber's guns, they will just resort to knives. And that's like twice as painful of a way to die. Then it's just going to escalate to taking away their knives. Then we'll all be forced to take big bites of food and they will resort to killing with tooth-picks. And that, my friend, is just plain sick.

Toothpick of doom!