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MassiveDump
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7/6/2013 9:43:16 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
After another highly intelligent discussion on TinyChat, We have come to realize that, as silly as it all sounds, dolphin rape is a serious issue. The question now is: Should the United States federal government be taking action to minimize the number of dolphin rape cases each year?
MassiveDump
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7/6/2013 11:39:37 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 11:17:17 AM, Cermank wrote:
Make it illegal!

The problem with that is,

dolphins aren't really American citizens.
Ore_Ele
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7/6/2013 11:56:18 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 11:39:37 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:17:17 AM, Cermank wrote:
Make it illegal!

The problem with that is,

dolphins aren't really American citizens.

Build a border fence!
"Wanting Red Rhino Pill to have gender"
Ore_Ele
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7/6/2013 11:56:52 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 11:56:18 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:39:37 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:17:17 AM, Cermank wrote:
Make it illegal!

The problem with that is,

dolphins aren't really American citizens.

Build a border fence!

Or grant them all amnesty and citizenship, then make it illegal.
"Wanting Red Rhino Pill to have gender"
YYW
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7/6/2013 12:14:30 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
We must create a sex offender list for dolphins. I hear many already wear electronic tracking devices, so keeping an eye on the criminal dolphins should be easy.
Tsar of DDO
MassiveDump
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7/6/2013 12:55:50 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 11:56:52 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:56:18 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:39:37 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:17:17 AM, Cermank wrote:
Make it illegal!

The problem with that is,

dolphins aren't really American citizens.

Build a border fence!

Or grant them all amnesty and citizenship, then make it illegal.

What if they don't want to be American citizens?
Cermank
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7/6/2013 1:00:47 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 12:55:50 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:56:52 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:56:18 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:39:37 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:17:17 AM, Cermank wrote:
Make it illegal!

The problem with that is,

dolphins aren't really American citizens.

Build a border fence!

Or grant them all amnesty and citizenship, then make it illegal.

What if they don't want to be American citizens?

wat is dis i don even
ConservativePolitico
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7/6/2013 1:43:36 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 1:00:47 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 7/6/2013 12:55:50 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:56:52 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:56:18 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:39:37 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:17:17 AM, Cermank wrote:
Make it illegal!

The problem with that is,

dolphins aren't really American citizens.

Build a border fence!

Or grant them all amnesty and citizenship, then make it illegal.

What if they don't want to be American citizens?


wat is dis i don even

Ignore Sir Lagsalot.
MassiveDump
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7/6/2013 3:53:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 1:43:36 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/6/2013 1:00:47 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 7/6/2013 12:55:50 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:56:52 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:56:18 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:39:37 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:17:17 AM, Cermank wrote:
Make it illegal!

The problem with that is,

dolphins aren't really American citizens.

Build a border fence!

Or grant them all amnesty and citizenship, then make it illegal.

What if they don't want to be American citizens?


wat is dis i don even

Ignore Sir Lagsalot.

Hey, if you don't want to help the victims of dolphin rape then fine.
ConservativeAmerican
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7/6/2013 4:08:49 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 3:53:01 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 1:43:36 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/6/2013 1:00:47 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 7/6/2013 12:55:50 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:56:52 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:56:18 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:39:37 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:17:17 AM, Cermank wrote:
Make it illegal!

The problem with that is,

dolphins aren't really American citizens.

Build a border fence!

Or grant them all amnesty and citizenship, then make it illegal.

What if they don't want to be American citizens?


wat is dis i don even

Ignore Sir Lagsalot.

Hey, if you don't want to help the victims of dolphin rape then fine.

I watched some of your videos, why do gingers always seem to be more energetic then non-gingers?

qq
ConservativeAmerican
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7/6/2013 4:09:35 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 9:43:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
After another highly intelligent discussion on TinyChat, We have come to realize that, as silly as it all sounds, dolphin rape is a serious issue. The question now is: Should the United States federal government be taking action to minimize the number of dolphin rape cases each year?




I already consider 14 annually minimal.
ConservativeAmerican
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7/6/2013 4:10:07 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 4:08:49 PM, ConservativeAmerican wrote:
At 7/6/2013 3:53:01 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 1:43:36 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/6/2013 1:00:47 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 7/6/2013 12:55:50 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:56:52 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:56:18 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:39:37 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 7/6/2013 11:17:17 AM, Cermank wrote:
Make it illegal!

The problem with that is,

dolphins aren't really American citizens.

Build a border fence!

Or grant them all amnesty and citizenship, then make it illegal.

What if they don't want to be American citizens?


wat is dis i don even

Ignore Sir Lagsalot.

Hey, if you don't want to help the victims of dolphin rape then fine.

I watched some of your videos, why do gingers always seem to be more energetic then non-gingers?

qq

I also saw your debate on who's life is more miserable. Funny, lelellelelele
charleslb
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7/6/2013 5:44:36 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Hmm, is the purpose of this unbrilliant and tasteless thread to make light of sexual assault?
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7/6/2013 5:46:47 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I'm so glad that this actually became a thread.
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ConservativeAmerican
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7/6/2013 5:49:10 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 5:44:36 PM, charleslb wrote:
Hmm, is the purpose of this unbrilliant and tasteless thread to make light of sexual assault?

That might be it's secondary meaning, but you are ignoring that it's primary meaning to incite a highly unnecessary debate with someone who usually dwells in the 'Funny' section of the forums.
MassiveDump
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7/7/2013 9:20:28 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 5:49:10 PM, ConservativeAmerican wrote:
At 7/6/2013 5:44:36 PM, charleslb wrote:
Hmm, is the purpose of this unbrilliant and tasteless thread to make light of sexual assault?

That might be it's secondary meaning, but you are ignoring that it's primary meaning to incite a highly unnecessary debate with someone who usually dwells in the 'Funny' section of the forums.

Lol nobody dwells in "funny". I don't dwell in "funny". "Funny" doesn't even want to dwell in "funny".
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7/7/2013 12:24:07 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 5:44:36 PM, charleslb wrote:
Hmm, is the purpose of this unbrilliant and tasteless thread to make light of sexual assault?

Yes, that is exactly the purpose. It wasn't to have some fun joking with a completely pointless topic by pretending that it was a real issue, it was to make light of sexual assault. You caught us good sir. We will never make light of sexual dolphin assault again.

Will you lead the charge on Washington?
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MassiveDump
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7/7/2013 1:39:21 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 12:24:07 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/6/2013 5:44:36 PM, charleslb wrote:
Hmm, is the purpose of this unbrilliant and tasteless thread to make light of sexual assault?

Yes, that is exactly the purpose. It wasn't to have some fun joking with a completely pointless topic by pretending that it was a real issue, it was to make light of sexual assault. You caught us good sir. We will never make light of sexual dolphin assault again.

Will you lead the charge on Washington?

Who dafuq is pretending?
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7/7/2013 3:49:48 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Isn't there some type of argument her that if on gets all dressed up and puts on some flippers, you are just asking for a dolphin to rape you?
Ore_Ele
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7/7/2013 4:12:04 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 3:49:48 PM, slo1 wrote:
Isn't there some type of argument her that if on gets all dressed up and puts on some flippers, you are just asking for a dolphin to rape you?

Not exactly, since that would be admitting rape. But that by dressing in such provocative swimwear (you've seen how skimpy some bikinis are), you are basically saying that you are looking for dolphin sex, and as such are giving consent. By giving consent, it isn't rape at all.
"Wanting Red Rhino Pill to have gender"
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7/7/2013 4:14:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 4:12:04 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/7/2013 3:49:48 PM, slo1 wrote:
Isn't there some type of argument her that if on gets all dressed up and puts on some flippers, you are just asking for a dolphin to rape you?

Not exactly, since that would be admitting rape. But that by dressing in such provocative swimwear (you've seen how skimpy some bikinis are), you are basically saying that you are looking for dolphin sex, and as such are giving consent. By giving consent, it isn't rape at all.

You cannot tell me that by dressing up like that, she isn't admitting to wanting flipper to flip her around!
"Wanting Red Rhino Pill to have gender"
MassiveDump
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7/7/2013 5:09:56 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 4:14:13 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/7/2013 4:12:04 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/7/2013 3:49:48 PM, slo1 wrote:
Isn't there some type of argument her that if on gets all dressed up and puts on some flippers, you are just asking for a dolphin to rape you?

Not exactly, since that would be admitting rape. But that by dressing in such provocative swimwear (you've seen how skimpy some bikinis are), you are basically saying that you are looking for dolphin sex, and as such are giving consent. By giving consent, it isn't rape at all.

You cannot tell me that by dressing up like that, she isn't admitting to wanting flipper to flip her around!

Maybe they're just asking for a dolphin one-night stand, but you saw the video. We're talking about gang rapes here.
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7/7/2013 7:00:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 6:55:27 PM, Citrakayah wrote:
I must be the only one who actually thinks this is a real serious problem.

Everyone here is thinking that this is serious business. I'm sorry if you thought this was so kind fvcking joke, because it isn't. We're all dead serious about our solutions to stop dolphin rape.
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7/7/2013 9:53:34 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 7:10:00 PM, Wnope wrote:
I take the neoconservative position where I tolerate the dolphin rapes as long as they're keeping the sharks in check.

Please elaborate.