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Noumena
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7/11/2013 12:38:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
...does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Anarchists can't change anything!
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
Noumena
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7/11/2013 12:39:22 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Self deprecating comedy is da best.
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
DetectableNinja
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7/11/2013 12:40:04 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
This made my day.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
muzebreak
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7/12/2013 9:04:18 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Atheists don't believe in light bulbs.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

They never change it because they're all to busy setting up a schedule for taking turns turning the bulb.
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FREEDO
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7/12/2013 2:56:23 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/12/2013 9:14:02 AM, drafterman wrote:
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two, but they get stuck.

I don't get it.
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fnord
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7/12/2013 2:57:57 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/12/2013 2:56:23 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 7/12/2013 9:14:02 AM, drafterman wrote:
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two, but they get stuck.

I don't get it.

How many mice does it take to screw? two... IN a lightbulb? Still two. But they get stuck.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
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: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
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ZakYoungTheLibertarian
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7/12/2013 8:27:35 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
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How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb?

A : The very fact that you think the light bulb needs to be changed demonstrates how thoroughly you have been indoctrinated into the dominant world view of hierarchy and top down centralized control. All you need to do is abolish the oppression and system of control through which the capitalist class exploits society and the light bulb will change itself.
DetectableNinja
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7/12/2013 8:33:22 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/12/2013 8:27:35 PM, ZakYoungTheLibertarian wrote:
Q :
How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb?

A : The very fact that you think the light bulb needs to be changed demonstrates how thoroughly you have been indoctrinated into the dominant world view of hierarchy and top down centralized control. All you need to do is abolish the oppression and system of control through which the capitalist class exploits society and the light bulb will change itself.

Funny until you realize that many anarchists are Ancaps.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
FREEDO
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7/13/2013 2:07:52 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/12/2013 8:33:22 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Funny until you realize that many anarchists are Ancaps.

Ancaps only exist on the internet.
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Citrakayah
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7/13/2013 6:45:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
How many socialists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A million. One to change the lightbulb, three to announce that the Glorious Masses of the Proletariat stand behind their actions, three more to announce that the Dollar-Humping Running Dog Capitalist Slugs have been defeated, and the rest to form the People's Glorious Super-Happy Liberation Armed Front of Armies to oppose the new government.