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Ash tray Conspiracy

Installgentoo
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1/24/2014 11:52:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I think I have scientifically proven a conspiracy over ash trays.You notice how they are always fixed to a spot in an airport or whatever.

It is my view that they are actually sending dna from smokers to Government databases through tubes leading to secret rooms in postal offices. Once there they are then used to ascertain a genetic label of all smokers so they can kill them first when the hunger games start.
GodChoosesLife
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1/25/2014 12:00:51 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/24/2014 11:52:45 PM, Installgentoo wrote:
I think I have scientifically proven a conspiracy over ash trays.You notice how they are always fixed to a spot in an airport or whatever.

It is my view that they are actually sending dna from smokers to Government databases through tubes leading to secret rooms in postal offices. Once there they are then used to ascertain a genetic label of all smokers so they can kill them first when the hunger games start.

What?! This is ... Weird...
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1/25/2014 5:18:20 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
No. You're wrong. That's toilet seats, and it's the fat they're targeting with their weighing scale/scanner hybrids.