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Koopin
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2/12/2010 7:17:39 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
It's time for the army to lift its ban on cats completely. The current "don't purr, don't tell" policy is too vague. A surge in alleged policy violations indicates that the policy actually encourages illegal harassment of suspected cats.
Clearly, the compromise isn't working. Besides, the military is shooting itself in the foot by increasing the discharges of cat servicemembers.
The military fights for freedom, so why should we stop who gets in? It is against the rules of the United States to discriminate!
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Ragnar_Rahl
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2/12/2010 7:31:58 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Indeed, gay male soldiers have an extra gun carrying location all stretched out.

Cats, meanwhile, have no real means to carry guns without help, let alone fire them.
It came to be at its height. It was commanded to command. It was a capital before its first stone was laid. It was a monument to the spirit of man.
nonentity
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2/12/2010 7:33:48 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:31:58 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Indeed, gay male soldiers have an extra gun carrying location all stretched out.

Cats, meanwhile, have no real means to carry guns without help, let alone fire them.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com...

hahaha
nonentity
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2/12/2010 7:34:31 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:33:28 PM, Koopin wrote:
Well its discriminating not making a special gun that cats can fire.

Kitties aren't persons.
Ragnar_Rahl
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2/12/2010 7:35:05 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
It's also discriminating not making a special gun people with no hands can fire.

It's a good idea to perform such discrimination.

Meanwhile, gays don't need a special gun, indeed, as already mentioned, they have an extra ability with the gun straight are less likely to have :P
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Koopin
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2/12/2010 7:35:41 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:34:31 PM, TulleKrazy wrote:
At 2/12/2010 7:33:28 PM, Koopin wrote:
Well its discriminating not making a special gun that cats can fire.


Kitties aren't persons.

Yet it is still discriminating.
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belle
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2/12/2010 7:35:52 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
in case you haven't noticed gay men having decidedly bigger brains than cats. plus they're much easier to train...
evidently i only come to ddo to avoid doing homework...
Koopin
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2/12/2010 7:40:44 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:35:52 PM, belle wrote:
in case you haven't noticed gay men having decidedly bigger brains than cats. plus they're much easier to train...

Oh, I didn't know that the army measured brain sizes...
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Koopin
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2/12/2010 7:41:29 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:40:43 PM, atheistman wrote:
Koopin, this is an epic fail at attempting to make an argument against homosexuals serving in the military.

Atheist man, this is an epic joke that people like you can not get...
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Ragnar_Rahl
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2/12/2010 7:41:49 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
They measure a heavily correlated phenomena on the ASVAB.
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mongeese
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2/12/2010 7:43:29 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:40:43 PM, atheistman wrote:
Koopin, this is an epic fail at attempting to make an argument against homosexuals serving in the military.

I beg to differ. This was an attempt at hilarity, and it more than succeeded.
bringoutyourdead
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2/12/2010 7:45:09 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:31:58 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Indeed, gay male soldiers have an extra gun carrying location all stretched out.

I lolled unbelievably hard.

10/10
PervRat
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2/12/2010 7:47:00 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:41:29 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 2/12/2010 7:40:43 PM, atheistman wrote:
Koopin, this is an epic fail at attempting to make an argument against homosexuals serving in the military.

Atheist man, this is an epic joke that people like you can not get...

Meaning anyone who isn't a homophobe.

Meanwhile, the loss of Arabic translators who were gay has contributed to a deficiency that has allowed gaps in intelligence which led to insufficient forewarning in a number of attacks on American soldiers and staff in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Just remember, our soldiers are better dead than serving with qu33rs.
nonentity
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2/12/2010 7:54:31 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:41:29 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 2/12/2010 7:40:43 PM, atheistman wrote:
Koopin, this is an epic fail at attempting to make an argument against homosexuals serving in the military.

Atheist man, this is an epic joke that people like you can not get...

Aww.

http://bbzpics.com...
nonentity
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2/12/2010 7:56:13 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:54:31 PM, TulleKrazy wrote:
At 2/12/2010 7:41:29 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 2/12/2010 7:40:43 PM, atheistman wrote:
Koopin, this is an epic fail at attempting to make an argument against homosexuals serving in the military.

Atheist man, this is an epic joke that people like you can not get...


Aww.

*Fixed http://forever.broked.net...
Ragnar_Rahl
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2/12/2010 7:56:16 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:54:31 PM, TulleKrazy wrote:
At 2/12/2010 7:41:29 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 2/12/2010 7:40:43 PM, atheistman wrote:
Koopin, this is an epic fail at attempting to make an argument against homosexuals serving in the military.

Atheist man, this is an epic joke that people like you can not get...


Aww.

http://bbzpics.com...

Was that image being 403 forbidden some kind of meta joke? If so it was awesome.
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Ragnar_Rahl
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2/12/2010 7:56:36 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
damn, 3 seconds. Lol.
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nonentity
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2/12/2010 7:57:11 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:56:16 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
At 2/12/2010 7:54:31 PM, TulleKrazy wrote:
At 2/12/2010 7:41:29 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 2/12/2010 7:40:43 PM, atheistman wrote:
Koopin, this is an epic fail at attempting to make an argument against homosexuals serving in the military.

Atheist man, this is an epic joke that people like you can not get...


Aww.

http://bbzpics.com...

Was that image being 403 forbidden some kind of meta joke? If so it was awesome.

Haha I wish I was that genius but no. I fixed the link, hopefully it worked.
nonentity
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2/12/2010 7:58:02 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:56:36 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
damn, 3 seconds. Lol.

I'm just too quick!

God I have no life. It's Friday night and reading week has officially commenced. Boo-urns.
Koopin
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2/12/2010 8:01:21 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/12/2010 7:58:02 PM, TulleKrazy wrote:

God I have no life. It's Friday night and reading week has officially commenced. Boo-urns.

Do you need a life test.

http://www.queendom.com...
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nonentity
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2/12/2010 8:18:15 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
What's that... I don't need a test to tell me I have no life. But my eyes hurt so I'm going to log off now.

I would like to post a video but there's swearing in it. Search "man yelling at cats" on Youtube and click the first link. Tata!