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Getting married twice should be illegal

ChosenWolff
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7/1/2014 4:34:54 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
People getting married twice should be illegal. Here's my reasoning...

- God considers double marriage adultery, and god is always right.
- People who get divorced are bad at decision making. They shouldn't be encouraged to start a family through marriage benefits.
- Studies show that people are more likely to turn out as their parents are. If double marriager's adopt or have a child, he'll grow up and get divorced twice.
- People who get divorced are proven to have rougher sex. This will lead to vaginal and anal tears which will spread HIV.

As you can see, the proof that double marriages are bad is extremely large.
How about NO elections?

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ChosenWolff
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7/1/2014 4:36:17 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
BTW, this is obviously satire of how stupid homophobes are. Did you know that the majority of married people who disapprove of homosexual marriage have been married twice?
How about NO elections?

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