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Who wants to screw with the GOP?

Volkov
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5/28/2010 10:54:46 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
http://www.americaspeakingout.com...

Go on this website, make an account, and totally mess with their heads.

For some background: it's an attempt by the dinosaurs- er, the "strategists" at Republican HQ to try and make the party more open to collaboration and ideas. Except it's totally backfiring; both legit, illegit and completely insane ideas are being put forward, some by true GOPers, some by Tea Partiers, and some by Democrats and net surfers looking for a giggle. You honestly cannot tell the difference between real ideas and fake one sometimes. It's freggin' hilarious.

I mean, can you tell the difference between real and fake below?

I do think we should pass a Constitutional amendment turning US into a Christian theocracy. We should expel from the US and cease sitizenship of all non christians. We should cease diplomatic relations and trade with all non-Cristian countries. we should also establish that churches will receive 0.5% of all tax revenue in the US

Lets go back to how it use to be. If America goes to war go in it to win. Use satuation. Then we take the land as part of America. We do not send money to a nation that was a war with us to build their country back up.

I can't! xD
Xer
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5/28/2010 11:00:37 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/28/2010 10:54:46 PM, Volkov wrote:
For some background: it's an attempt by the dinosaurs- er, the "strategists" at Republican HQ to try and make the party more open to collaboration and ideas.

It's an attempt to try to get more votes. ..Like they really care what common people think.
Puck
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5/29/2010 6:15:05 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/28/2010 10:54:46 PM, Volkov wrote:
I mean, can you tell the difference between real and fake below?

A few weeks ago, Jerry Coyne, posited Coyne's Law as a supplement to Poe's Law.

"any parody of campaign ads for Republicans or tea-party candidates is indistinguishable from the real thing." :D
Kinesis
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5/29/2010 6:23:57 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
It's brilliant!

'infrastructure'

--> There are too many states these days, please eliminate three.

'energy'

--> Its time for Republicans to stop being so obstinate and help America spearhead the global Green revolution

'health care'

--> I think Republicans aren't bringing anything useful or interesting to the table except weaksauce flails and comically insincere token gestures, like this pointless website.

'education'

--> We need to keep God in the classrooms. He watches over all our children and we need to spoon feed them his love from a young age. Praise be to Thor! May his mighty hammer smite our enemies!

' Environment/Conservation'

--> Maybe Sara Palin should save the taxpayers a few bucks and come up with a solution on how to stop the BP oil spill in the gulf. Gee, it's amazing how Palin's clever dialogue seems to dry up in the face of a crisis

'Federal Regulations'

--> Elect President Obama for a second term so the republicans don't ruin the few things the president has been able to accomplish despite the GOP and their nonsense. Keep it up, Mr. President.
Kinesis
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5/29/2010 6:36:02 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/29/2010 6:29:59 AM, comoncents wrote:
At 5/29/2010 6:22:30 AM, Puck wrote:
For those who haven't seen..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com...

I am convinced. Vote for this guy!!!

Ha ha, the real one is much funnier than the parody one.
Xer
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5/29/2010 11:24:28 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/29/2010 6:22:30 AM, Puck wrote:
For those who haven't seen..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com...

I'm not sure which one is more epic. The parody was good, but the original was just so authentic. I mean, that guy was dead f*ckin serious, lol. That's what made the original so great.
FREEDO
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5/31/2010 11:26:22 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
"It's time for us to bind together, take our country back and get back to our Judeo-Christian roots this great country was founded on! Let us go back to the old days when only white men have the right to vote! Let's make it white, Christian men to boot!"

Just posted that. =D
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fnord
FREEDO
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5/31/2010 11:47:07 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
"It's time to let the free-market work and abolish minimum-wage laws! If those filthy Mexicans can work all day for only a dollar and hour than so can we!"
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fnord
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5/31/2010 11:53:56 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/31/2010 11:47:07 PM, FREEDO wrote:
"It's time to let the free-market work and abolish minimum-wage laws! If those filthy Mexicans can work all day for only a dollar and hour than so can we!"

lmao.
InsertNameHere
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5/31/2010 11:57:33 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Nooooooooooooooo! I was going to join and call myself "ObamaIsSocialist", but they need a postal code and I don't know any American ones. Grrr...
belle
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6/1/2010 12:16:40 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
1050 lake street, apt 35
davis, ca
95616

my old address. use it well!
evidently i only come to ddo to avoid doing homework...
Atheism
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6/1/2010 6:06:31 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I think I just had an aneurysm at the real ad. He says, 'We're Republicans, we're better than that!' and he takes a friggin' gun out while he says it. Retard. Gah. Why are people so stupid these days?
I miss the old members.