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Politics according to Urban Dictonary

UtherPenguin
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3/21/2015 10:39:48 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
I'm specifically looking for the most strawman-ish/insulting definition of the political terms, their maybe discrepancy in size of the definition. Note that I did not make any of the definitions.

Conservative: " Someone who loves the 1800's too much.
That conservative likes things how they were in the 1800's, like no gay marriage. "

Liberal: " A pot smoking hippie "

Socialist: "A person who thinks that the hard working people should share their paychecks with their lazy neighbors, just because they have more MONEY. Even though they worked hard for their MONEY, they should still give it to their neighbor who sits on their couch watching tv all day, because it wouldn't be FAIR if the hard worker had more money.

Socialists also tend to think that the hard working people should pay for their lazy neighbor to go to the hospital as well. Kind of like Barack Obama. Even though the lazy neighbor is completely useless and spent their Obama Check on beer and cigarettes, hardworking people should pay for their healthcare. The hardworking person only wants to keep their money because they're a greedy a55hole, not because they worked hard for it or anything.
My neighbor gets 2000 dollars from the government every month because "his back hurts." Yet he spends his entire day out in his backyard, building a treehouse, a go-cart, and other projects. And Barack Obama wants me to pay for his healthcare now as well as his backyard projects. Fvck you, Obama, Pirate Socialist in Chief. "

Capitalist: " A term for a rich business tycoon who only cares about making more MONEY. He doesn't care if he puts smaller stores out of business, doesn't care about the poor or middle class, and doesn't care very much about the customer. His business will usually sell overpriced products made of cheap plastic, and the customer support will usually be outsourced if there's any customer support in the first place. Similar to the phrase "miser", or "cheapskate", but more applicable to people who not only horde money, but keep expanding their businesses even when they have more than enough money. "

Left Wing: " low life scum-bags who TAX the hard workin british citizen in order to pay for scummy unemployed wankers and smelly immigrant to live a happy life without having to contribute to society in any way
that fvcking communist gordon brown letting more immigrants into the country, god help us - realistic right wingers view

lets free all our prisoners and give terrorists luxury homes and new identities - inbred left-winger "

Right Wing: "Right wings are the equivalent to the Dark Side in Star Wars. Secretive, brash, heartless, bent on pointless tradition. The right wing, or conservative (anti-progressive) party, is a collection of wealthy politicians seated through social promotion, private lobbying, and secretive associations. Right wingers favor small and weak governments that can be easily controlled by wealthy capitalists, and in doing so protect their own interests and those of their political allies. A right winger is quick to judge, slow to concede, and impossible to converse with. (See Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Ronald Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, & Fox News) There may be some exceptions to the generalization.
A:"Look at that right wing holding a god hates f@gs sign!"
B:"Let's stick that sign pole up his a55" "
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
Diqiucun_Cunmin
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3/23/2015 1:31:47 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Haha, interesting definitions. It's clear that people tend to search for things they hate on the Urban Dictionary (otherwise these definitions would be voted down.)

My political views are extremely close to yours (slightly closer to centre economically, slightly closer to conservative socially, but both differences are slight). However, I think that these definitions, although biased, 'caricaturistic' and emotional, are not that off.

At 3/21/2015 10:39:48 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
Capitalist: " A term for a rich business tycoon who only cares about making more MONEY. He doesn't care if he puts smaller stores out of business, doesn't care about the poor or middle class, and doesn't care very much about the customer. His business will usually sell overpriced products made of cheap plastic, and the customer support will usually be outsourced if there's any customer support in the first place. Similar to the phrase "miser", or "cheapskate", but more applicable to people who not only horde money, but keep expanding their businesses even when they have more than enough money. "

Only monopolists with immense market power, or firms in a cartel in an oligopoly, etc. can afford to do that... The keyword is great market power, since they'll face loads of competiton otherwise.

The rest are usually true because of the profit-maximising motive though.
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