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RyryMase
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3/31/2015 4:46:41 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
If you're a liberal, socialist, or communist then man you are going to love college.

First, everyone who qualifies can get into university and pay with government loans. Is it expensive? Of course it is! But hey everyone has a right to an education. If there's no room don't worry! University is going to have brand new dorms for you. Paid for by the graduating classes before you

Second, not into sports? Well too bad the university will take your money and give it to the sports program, including recreational sports. And how do you think that new gym is getting built? Who is going to pay the people who work there? The trusty government loans will, but hey you don't have to pay that now so forget about it!

Third, want to be in the Liberal Arts program and study your passion? Not yet mister you need 4 foreign language classes before you qualify for a sociology degree. An extra literature class? Why not? If you graduate without reading Ernest Hemingway then you are unfit to represent university. Just give them another grand, they'll take care of ya!!

Fourth, have beef with a teacher? Here at university it doesn't matter that you've spent 40,000 over 4 years. If you're a jerk to your professor then he can fail you! Not liberal? Doesn't matter, your political science professor will cram it down your throat. Still don't agree? Be prepared to be called a fascist. Fascism came from socialist Germany. But who needs facts? If you disagree then you're a nazi pig!

Five, univeristy believes there is nothing better you can do for your life. You need all of those useless classes to graduate with a degree in an unrelated field. You need to listen to every professors opinion about society and they are always right! You need to give them a ton of money for stuff you don't need, after all it's for the higher cause of education. Elitism? Nonsense, it's not elitism if you know you're right. If you don't agree then go to that pedestrian tech college. You'll be more employable than our grad students, but hey at least you can talk about Walt whitmans "Song of Myself" while you take bong hits and wait for your welfare check.
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3/31/2015 7:05:17 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/31/2015 4:46:41 AM, RyryMase wrote:
If you're a liberal, socialist, or communist then man you are going to love college.

First, everyone who qualifies can get into university and pay with government loans. Is it expensive? Of course it is! But hey everyone has a right to an education. If there's no room don't worry! University is going to have brand new dorms for you. Paid for by the graduating classes before you

Second, not into sports? Well too bad the university will take your money and give it to the sports program, including recreational sports. And how do you think that new gym is getting built? Who is going to pay the people who work there? The trusty government loans will, but hey you don't have to pay that now so forget about it!

Third, want to be in the Liberal Arts program and study your passion? Not yet mister you need 4 foreign language classes before you qualify for a sociology degree. An extra literature class? Why not? If you graduate without reading Ernest Hemingway then you are unfit to represent university. Just give them another grand, they'll take care of ya!!

Fourth, have beef with a teacher? Here at university it doesn't matter that you've spent 40,000 over 4 years. If you're a jerk to your professor then he can fail you! Not liberal? Doesn't matter, your political science professor will cram it down your throat. Still don't agree? Be prepared to be called a fascist. Fascism came from socialist Germany. But who needs facts? If you disagree then you're a nazi pig!

Five, univeristy believes there is nothing better you can do for your life. You need all of those useless classes to graduate with a degree in an unrelated field. You need to listen to every professors opinion about society and they are always right! You need to give them a ton of money for stuff you don't need, after all it's for the higher cause of education. Elitism? Nonsense, it's not elitism if you know you're right. If you don't agree then go to that pedestrian tech college. You'll be more employable than our grad students, but hey at least you can talk about Walt whitmans "Song of Myself" while you take bong hits and wait for your welfare check.

A lot of colleges are left wing.
sadolite
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4/1/2015 5:52:15 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/31/2015 4:46:41 AM, RyryMase wrote:
If you're a liberal, socialist, or communist then man you are going to love college.

First, everyone who qualifies can get into university and pay with government loans. Is it expensive? Of course it is! But hey everyone has a right to an education. If there's no room don't worry! University is going to have brand new dorms for you. Paid for by the graduating classes before you

Second, not into sports? Well too bad the university will take your money and give it to the sports program, including recreational sports. And how do you think that new gym is getting built? Who is going to pay the people who work there? The trusty government loans will, but hey you don't have to pay that now so forget about it!

Third, want to be in the Liberal Arts program and study your passion? Not yet mister you need 4 foreign language classes before you qualify for a sociology degree. An extra literature class? Why not? If you graduate without reading Ernest Hemingway then you are unfit to represent university. Just give them another grand, they'll take care of ya!!

Fourth, have beef with a teacher? Here at university it doesn't matter that you've spent 40,000 over 4 years. If you're a jerk to your professor then he can fail you! Not liberal? Doesn't matter, your political science professor will cram it down your throat. Still don't agree? Be prepared to be called a fascist. Fascism came from socialist Germany. But who needs facts? If you disagree then you're a nazi pig!

Five, univeristy believes there is nothing better you can do for your life. You need all of those useless classes to graduate with a degree in an unrelated field. You need to listen to every professors opinion about society and they are always right! You need to give them a ton of money for stuff you don't need, after all it's for the higher cause of education. Elitism? Nonsense, it's not elitism if you know you're right. If you don't agree then go to that pedestrian tech college. You'll be more employable than our grad students, but hey at least you can talk about Walt whitmans "Song of Myself" while you take bong hits and wait for your welfare check.

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