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Would you Vote for me if I ran for President?

brontoraptor
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2/4/2016 10:37:16 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
Before you vote I want you to know my stances.

1)I will not do the things I promise.

2)I will allow lobbyists to buy my votes.

3)I will not show up to vote on issues as much as is possible.

4)I advocate spam.

5)I am a heartless old bastard.

6)I eat glue.

Vote for me. I approve this message.
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

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be_diligent
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2/4/2016 10:46:53 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 2/4/2016 10:37:16 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
Before you vote I want you to know my stances.

1)I will not do the things I promise.

2)I will allow lobbyists to buy my votes.

3)I will not show up to vote on issues as much as is possible.

4)I advocate spam.

5)I am a heartless old bastard.

6)I eat glue.

Vote for me. I approve this message.

That's pretty much the stance of every politician.

You gotta bring something different to the table....

Something that people can support that says, "We mean business!"

That seriously will work.

Wouldn't it be amazing if just one politician actually followed through with all his or her promises?

So yeah, you'd probably get a lot of votes, in fact, you'd probably get the majority of votes.
Midnight1131
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2/5/2016 12:57:55 AM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 2/4/2016 10:37:16 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
3)I will not show up to vote on issues as much as is possible.

We've already got Rubio and Cruz doing all that, why would we need you?
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brontoraptor
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2/5/2016 1:39:30 AM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 2/5/2016 12:57:55 AM, Midnight1131 wrote:
At 2/4/2016 10:37:16 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
3)I will not show up to vote on issues as much as is possible.

We've already got Rubio and Cruz doing all that, why would we need you?

I'm gonna build a wall and keep the Muslims out. (Wink wink wink)
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...
Midnight1131
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2/5/2016 2:59:19 AM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 2/5/2016 1:39:30 AM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 2/5/2016 12:57:55 AM, Midnight1131 wrote:
At 2/4/2016 10:37:16 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
3)I will not show up to vote on issues as much as is possible.

We've already got Rubio and Cruz doing all that, why would we need you?

I'm gonna build a wall and keep the Muslims out. (Wink wink wink)

Sounds just like a man who will make America great again. You have my vote.
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2/5/2016 12:11:41 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 2/5/2016 2:59:19 AM, Midnight1131 wrote:
At 2/5/2016 1:39:30 AM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 2/5/2016 12:57:55 AM, Midnight1131 wrote:
At 2/4/2016 10:37:16 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
3)I will not show up to vote on issues as much as is possible.

We've already got Rubio and Cruz doing all that, why would we need you?

I'm gonna build a wall and keep the Muslims out. (Wink wink wink)

Sounds just like a man who will make America great again. You have my vote.

The way bron phrased that statememt, " I'm gonna build a wall and keep the Muslims out. (Wink wink wink)"

Sounds more like the Media than the Candidate. There was never a statement about keeping Muslims out, the statement was and I quote: Donald J. The United States to bar all Muslims from entering the country until the nation"s leaders can "figure out what is going on"

He was referring to the refugees, and he's right. A very high number of these refugees are men.

You have to admit, it's really odd seeing this in Europe, and all of the issues they are having there.

Trump may not be wrong when he says that this could be even greater than the "Trojan Horse."

I like what he said about making a safe zone in Syria for the refugees. I think that's something that should have been done a long time ago.
Wylted
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2/5/2016 3:34:51 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 2/4/2016 10:37:16 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
Before you vote I want you to know my stances.

1)I will not do the things I promise.

That really doesn't effetlct my vote, but thanks for sharing.

2)I will allow lobbyists to buy my votes.

Depends on which lobbyista buy it. If it's the Koch brothers, you have my vote.

3)I will not show up to vote on issues as much as is possible.

Well the president doesn't vote on issues so who gives a fvck?

4)I advocate spam.

Go fvck yourself.

5)I am a heartless old bastard.

I wouldn't vote for you if you weren't. I'm a Republican.

6)I eat glue.

None of my business.

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You seem cool enough, sure
Wylted
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2/5/2016 3:35:44 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 2/5/2016 1:39:30 AM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 2/5/2016 12:57:55 AM, Midnight1131 wrote:
At 2/4/2016 10:37:16 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
3)I will not show up to vote on issues as much as is possible.

We've already got Rubio and Cruz doing all that, why would we need you?

I'm gonna build a wall and keep the Muslims out. (Wink wink wink)

Fvck yeah, less terrorists and rapists, asesome
imabench
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2/5/2016 6:18:35 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 2/4/2016 10:37:16 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
Before you vote I want you to know my stances.

1)I will not do the things I promise.

2)I will allow lobbyists to buy my votes.

3)I will not show up to vote on issues as much as is possible.

4)I advocate spam.

5)I am a heartless old bastard.

6)I eat glue.

Vote for me. I approve this message.

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2/5/2016 6:37:09 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 2/5/2016 6:18:35 PM, imabench wrote:
At 2/4/2016 10:37:16 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
Before you vote I want you to know my stances.

1)I will not do the things I promise.

2)I will allow lobbyists to buy my votes.

3)I will not show up to vote on issues as much as is possible.

4)I advocate spam.

5)I am a heartless old bastard.

6)I eat glue.

Vote for me. I approve this message.

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And in the Miscellaneus section
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...
brontoraptor
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2/5/2016 6:38:29 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
I think it fair to put my theoretical running for office in the politics section.
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...