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Could someone here write a poem about Trump?

xus00HAY
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3/19/2016 4:06:22 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
There are so many words that rhyme with 'Trump" it should be easy.
ump, bump, chump, crump , clump, dump, frump, hump, jump, lump, pump, plump, rump,sump, slump, stump, and thump
illegalcombat
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3/19/2016 6:59:10 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2016 4:06:22 AM, xus00HAY wrote:
There are so many words that rhyme with 'Trump" it should be easy.
ump, bump, chump, crump , clump, dump, frump, hump, jump, lump, pump, plump, rump,sump, slump, stump, and thump

Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator............
Torton
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3/19/2016 7:02:29 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2016 6:59:10 AM, illegalcombat wrote:
At 3/19/2016 4:06:22 AM, xus00HAY wrote:
There are so many words that rhyme with 'Trump" it should be easy.
ump, bump, chump, crump , clump, dump, frump, hump, jump, lump, pump, plump, rump,sump, slump, stump, and thump

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TN05
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3/19/2016 1:34:06 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Mr. Donald J. Drumpf
How can he be so racist
He's Oompa Loompa
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twocupcakes
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3/19/2016 2:21:00 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2016 4:06:22 AM, xus00HAY wrote:
There are so many words that rhyme with 'Trump" it should be easy.
ump, bump, chump, crump , clump, dump, frump, hump, jump, lump, pump, plump, rump,sump, slump, stump, and thump

There once was a candidate called Trump,
Who everyone called a chump,
He had bigoted views,
Was the person the gullible would choose,
And now the USA is more of a dump.
dsjpk5
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3/19/2016 2:44:57 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2016 4:06:22 AM, xus00HAY wrote:
There are so many words that rhyme with 'Trump" it should be easy.
ump, bump, chump, crump , clump, dump, frump, hump, jump, lump, pump, plump, rump,sump, slump, stump, and thump

Apparently not.
Skepsikyma
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3/19/2016 2:47:55 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2016 4:06:22 AM, xus00HAY wrote:
There are so many words that rhyme with 'Trump" it should be easy.
ump, bump, chump, crump , clump, dump, frump, hump, jump, lump, pump, plump, rump,sump, slump, stump, and thump

He has sounded forth the trumpet
that shall never call retreat;
he is sifting out the hearts of men
before his judgment seat;
O be swift, my soul, to answer him;
be jubilant, my feet!
Our Trump is marching on.

In the beauty of the lilies
Don was born in NYC,
with a glory in his bosom
that transfigures you and me;
as he ran to make us great,
let us fight to make men free,
while Trump is marching on.

He is coming like the glory
of the morning on the wave,
he is wisdom to the mighty,
he is honor to the brave;
so the world shall be his footstool,
and the soul of wrong his slave.
Our Trump is marching on.
"See now Oblivion shimmering all around us, its very tranquility deadlier than tempest. How little all our keels have troubled it."
- Lord Dunsany -

"Over her head the stars, the thoughts of God in the heavens,
Shone on the eyes of man, who had ceased to marvel and worship"
- Henry Longfellow -

"We enjoy, we see nothing by direct vision; but only by reflection, and in anatomical dismemberment."
- Thomas Carlyle -
Greyparrot
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3/19/2016 3:42:13 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2016 2:47:55 PM, Skepsikyma wrote:
At 3/19/2016 4:06:22 AM, xus00HAY wrote:
There are so many words that rhyme with 'Trump" it should be easy.
ump, bump, chump, crump , clump, dump, frump, hump, jump, lump, pump, plump, rump,sump, slump, stump, and thump

He has sounded forth the trumpet
that shall never call retreat;
he is sifting out the hearts of men
before his judgment seat;
O be swift, my soul, to answer him;
be jubilant, my feet!
Our Trump is marching on.

In the beauty of the lilies
Don was born in NYC,
with a glory in his bosom
that transfigures you and me;
as he ran to make us great,
let us fight to make men free,
while Trump is marching on.

He is coming like the glory
of the morning on the wave,
he is wisdom to the mighty,
he is honor to the brave;
so the world shall be his footstool,
and the soul of wrong his slave.
Our Trump is marching on.

You had me at Trumpet.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations.
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection,
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
thett3
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3/19/2016 3:46:35 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Trump Triumph '16
Make 'Murica Great Again
You can't stump the Trump
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
xus00HAY
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3/19/2016 3:49:22 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Mr. Trump was a chump who built a house in a sump. His wife was so plump, she looked like a frump. He needed a pump to keep water out of the sump.
C'mon people, can't anyone finish this?
TN05
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3/19/2016 4:32:00 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Governor Chris Christie
Such a sad, fat potato
God, what have I done?
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Peepette
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3/19/2016 6:35:30 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Can Trump really be president so many have to say?
DNC and GOP, when hell freezes over, that'll be the day

Mass exodus from US will be underway
If Trumpster"s policies have their way

Shake hands will Putin, he will play
To carpet bomb Syria to an ashtray

Mexicans are bad, rapists, crooks, the worst
Will solve with a wall that cannot be traversed

Illegal immigrants, he hates them all
But used many to make buildings tall

Muslims are evil he tries to convince
Their immigration should be dismissed

Parisian guns could have turned the tide
Those evil terrorist would've been pushed aside

Relationship with the blacks is a-okay
But their lazy traits are here to stay

Obama"s birth certificate is a real fake
No wonder with Hussein as a namesake

Trump rallies are to be tomato free
One flies, the crap will be beat out of thee

No worries man, Trump loudly decrees
Your lawyer fees gladly will be on me

I don"t care what the press says, stating with crass
He"s all good, with a young beautiful piece of arse

Fiona"s face, no votes will come her way
But Megan Kelly sets his hair all affray

The beauty of me is that I'm very rich
If you"re female and hate me you're a b*tch

Ariana Huffington is very unattractive
No wonder her husband left and went flaccid

Rosie"s disgusting both inside and out
Despite the bias he does not strikeout

Ivanka"s a beauty; he"d sure would tap that
If he didn"t spawned her from his butt crack

His penis length is beyond rebuke
But knows nothing of David Duke

Short guys who wear yarmulkes can count his money
For they all come from the land of milk and honey

Losers and haters, my IQ is the highest
Coming from you I think that"s just all bias

No loss of votes if I shoot on 5th avenue
That's just incredible, he likes to spew

He claims Hillary can't keep Bill happy
But 3 tries a wife makes him as crappie

As he flies away in his Hair Force One
Look out America the idiot just won
Greyparrot
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3/19/2016 6:48:16 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2016 6:35:30 PM, Peepette wrote:

Mexicans are bad, rapists, crooks, the worst
Will solve with a wall that cannot be traversed

Nice!
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations.
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection,
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
Vox_Veritas
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3/19/2016 6:59:51 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Donald, Donald uber alles
Uber alles in der welt
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trump
Bruderlich zusammenhalt
Von der maas bis an die Memel
Von der etsch bis an den Belt
Donald, Donald uber alles
Uber alles in der welt
Call me Vox, the Resident Contrarian of debate.org.

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Raisor
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3/19/2016 7:59:46 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
We are building a barrier
We are building it bigger
We are widening the border fence
And adding more guards

We are building a restriction
on limited migration
We are not accepting muslims
through a strict travel ban

To resist it is useless
It is useless to resist it
His star light is burning
But he never seems to ash

He is grooming his hair line
He is a presidential eagle
You can meet at his location
But you better not protest

Now his wife is on display
He controls the morning news
He is in Ted Cruz's business
He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now today is tomorrow
And tomorrow today
And yesterday is weaving in and out

Now do you believe
In our savior Trump
The one you can't stump
at the bootheels of you chumps

Doesn't matter if you're skinny
Doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a clansman
In your pointy white hat

We are building a movement
We are remaking your brand
We're the only ones to turn to
When your primary gets out of hand

Take a bite of this apple
Mrs. corporate events
Take a walk through the rust belt
who you fail to represent

Some people drink Pepsi
Some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ
Says democracy's a joke

He says now do you believe
In the one big Trump
He's now accepting callers
Who are getting super pumped

She says, do you believe
In the TPP
By fastening your safety belts
And signing this treaty

He is handling the money
He is marketing his food
He is now accepting endorsements
He is calling me "DUDE!"

Now do you believe
In our savior Trump
The one you can't stump
at the bootheels of you chumps

There's no need to ask questions
If you ever lose your mind
We're behind you
We're behind you
And let us please remind you
If our speech seems unkind to you
You are in the USA

We are building a nation

We are building it better

We are making

it great again
If I gotta go hard on a bitch Ima make it look sexy