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tejretics
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5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM
Posted: 6 months ago
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.
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5/12/2016 11:14:16 AM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

from tejretics Beliefs: "...to the extent of even having anarchist inclinations..."

tejretics is an anarchist who believes society should be burned to the ground.
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5/12/2016 12:42:29 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/12/2016 11:14:16 AM, roun12 wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

from tejretics Beliefs: "...to the extent of even having anarchist inclinations..."

tejretics is an anarchist who believes society should be burned to the ground.

Pro Abortion

Pro Gay Marriage

Pro Term Limits?

Damn commie...
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5/12/2016 12:50:38 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/12/2016 12:42:29 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:14:16 AM, roun12 wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

from tejretics Beliefs: "...to the extent of even having anarchist inclinations..."

tejretics is an anarchist who believes society should be burned to the ground.

Pro Abortion

Pro Gay Marriage

Pro Term Limits?

Damn commie...

Socialist? SOCIALIST!...MUSLIM. SOCIALIST...AND FROM CANADA TOO - THIS IS AMERICA'S WORST FEAR.
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5/12/2016 4:23:07 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/12/2016 12:50:38 PM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:

Weed-smoking baby-murdering liberty-depriving socialist/communist?? I'm sure you voted for Hitler.
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5/12/2016 4:24:30 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/12/2016 12:50:38 PM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:

I know it's a strawman thread, but goodness I feel so bad for saying that...
"The right to 360 noscope noobs shall not be infringed!!!" -- tajshar2k
"So, to start off, I've never committed suicide." -- Vaarka
"I eat glue." -- brontoraptor
"I mean, at this rate, I'd argue for a ham sandwich presidency." -- ResponsiblyIrresponsible
"Overthrow Assad, heil jihad." -- 16kadams when trolling in hangout
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5/12/2016 10:08:35 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

I created this thread so I could knock it down.
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5/13/2016 1:29:11 AM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/12/2016 10:08:35 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

I created this thread so I could knock it down.

Vote a Dinosaur for President because no one is more "anti-establishment" then a dinosaur.
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5/13/2016 1:54:57 AM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/13/2016 1:29:11 AM, twocupcakes wrote:
At 5/12/2016 10:08:35 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

I created this thread so I could knock it down.

Vote a Dinosaur for President because no one is more "anti-establishment" then a dinosaur.

All white cis straight males should be enslaved and kept in caves, and only allowed human contact to hug oppressed people who are having a bad day. Otherwise, they will labor eternally in order to atone for the sins of their ancestors, with the proceeds of that labor going to whomever can come up with the most outlandish college major.
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5/13/2016 2:04:17 AM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/13/2016 1:54:57 AM, Skepsikyma wrote:
At 5/13/2016 1:29:11 AM, twocupcakes wrote:
At 5/12/2016 10:08:35 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

I created this thread so I could knock it down.

Vote a Dinosaur for President because no one is more "anti-establishment" then a dinosaur.

All white cis straight males should be enslaved and kept in caves, and only allowed human contact to hug oppressed people who are having a bad day. Otherwise, they will labor eternally in order to atone for the sins of their ancestors, with the proceeds of that labor going to whomever can come up with the most outlandish college major.

We need to dig up all the bones of ancient philosophers and reanimate them a la Jurassic Park, and install them as world leaders.
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5/13/2016 2:12:13 AM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/13/2016 2:04:17 AM, Greyparrot wrote:
At 5/13/2016 1:54:57 AM, Skepsikyma wrote:
At 5/13/2016 1:29:11 AM, twocupcakes wrote:
At 5/12/2016 10:08:35 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

I created this thread so I could knock it down.

Vote a Dinosaur for President because no one is more "anti-establishment" then a dinosaur.

All white cis straight males should be enslaved and kept in caves, and only allowed human contact to hug oppressed people who are having a bad day. Otherwise, they will labor eternally in order to atone for the sins of their ancestors, with the proceeds of that labor going to whomever can come up with the most outlandish college major.

We need to dig up all the bones of ancient philosophers and reanimate them a la Jurassic Park, and install them as world leaders.

The government should auction off the entire government to people who got rich from government favors.
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5/13/2016 4:34:20 AM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/13/2016 2:12:13 AM, user13579 wrote:
At 5/13/2016 2:04:17 AM, Greyparrot wrote:
At 5/13/2016 1:54:57 AM, Skepsikyma wrote:
At 5/13/2016 1:29:11 AM, twocupcakes wrote:
At 5/12/2016 10:08:35 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

I created this thread so I could knock it down.

Vote a Dinosaur for President because no one is more "anti-establishment" then a dinosaur.

All white cis straight males should be enslaved and kept in caves, and only allowed human contact to hug oppressed people who are having a bad day. Otherwise, they will labor eternally in order to atone for the sins of their ancestors, with the proceeds of that labor going to whomever can come up with the most outlandish college major.

We need to dig up all the bones of ancient philosophers and reanimate them a la Jurassic Park, and install them as world leaders.

The government should auction off the entire government to people who got rich from government favors.

It would help if you told us your ideology/politics, or had it on your profile...
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5/13/2016 4:49:30 AM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

*Going off of your "big issues"* OP is a baby-killing, racist, tree-hugging, poor, unpatriotic, crime-loving, drug addicted, autocratic, resource-wasting, communist, Nazi, murdering, Jeffersonian, homosexual, greedy, freedom-hating, pro child-porn, god-hating, church-burning atheist.
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5/13/2016 11:14:36 AM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/13/2016 4:49:30 AM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

*Going off of your "big issues"* OP is a baby-killing, racist, tree-hugging, poor, unpatriotic, crime-loving, drug addicted, autocratic, resource-wasting, communist, Nazi, murdering, Jeffersonian, homosexual, greedy, freedom-hating, pro child-porn, god-hating, church-burning atheist.

*And from your big issues* You're baby-killing, anti-equality, pot-abusing, torture porn-loving, censorship-loving, Anti-American, Commie Scum.
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5/13/2016 1:53:08 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/13/2016 11:14:36 AM, roun12 wrote:
At 5/13/2016 4:49:30 AM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

*Going off of your "big issues"* OP is a baby-killing, racist, tree-hugging, poor, unpatriotic, crime-loving, drug addicted, autocratic, resource-wasting, communist, Nazi, murdering, Jeffersonian, homosexual, greedy, freedom-hating, pro child-porn, god-hating, church-burning atheist.

*And from your big issues* You're baby-killing, anti-equality, pot-abusing, torture porn-loving, censorship-loving, Anti-American, Commie Scum.

You support baby killing, are an environmentalist hippy, and want to allow people to be gay and therefore destroy the institute of marriage!
:) nac
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5/13/2016 5:10:17 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/13/2016 1:53:08 PM, Leugen9001 wrote:
At 5/13/2016 11:14:36 AM, roun12 wrote:
At 5/13/2016 4:49:30 AM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

*Going off of your "big issues"* OP is a baby-killing, racist, tree-hugging, poor, unpatriotic, crime-loving, drug addicted, autocratic, resource-wasting, communist, Nazi, murdering, Jeffersonian, homosexual, greedy, freedom-hating, pro child-porn, god-hating, church-burning atheist.

*And from your big issues* You're baby-killing, anti-equality, pot-abusing, torture porn-loving, censorship-loving, Anti-American, Commie Scum.

You support baby killing, are an environmentalist hippy, and want to allow people to be gay and therefore destroy the institute of marriage!

That's funny coming from the Bible-thumping, elitist, drug addicted, ecocentric, capitalistic exploiter.
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5/13/2016 5:46:11 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/13/2016 5:10:17 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 5/13/2016 1:53:08 PM, Leugen9001 wrote:
At 5/13/2016 11:14:36 AM, roun12 wrote:
At 5/13/2016 4:49:30 AM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

*Going off of your "big issues"* OP is a baby-killing, racist, tree-hugging, poor, unpatriotic, crime-loving, drug addicted, autocratic, resource-wasting, communist, Nazi, murdering, Jeffersonian, homosexual, greedy, freedom-hating, pro child-porn, god-hating, church-burning atheist.

*And from your big issues* You're baby-killing, anti-equality, pot-abusing, torture porn-loving, censorship-loving, Anti-American, Commie Scum.

You support baby killing, are an environmentalist hippy, and want to allow people to be gay and therefore destroy the institute of marriage!

That's funny coming from the Bible-thumping, elitist, drug addicted, ecocentric, capitalistic exploiter.

Being a bipolar, self-contradicting person who supports random state-sanctioned murders, baby-killing, and a border fence, but at the same time is a communist, you have no right to talk to me like that!
:) nac
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5/13/2016 5:57:49 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/13/2016 5:46:11 PM, Leugen9001 wrote:
At 5/13/2016 5:10:17 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 5/13/2016 1:53:08 PM, Leugen9001 wrote:
At 5/13/2016 11:14:36 AM, roun12 wrote:
At 5/13/2016 4:49:30 AM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

*Going off of your "big issues"* OP is a baby-killing, racist, tree-hugging, poor, unpatriotic, crime-loving, drug addicted, autocratic, resource-wasting, communist, Nazi, murdering, Jeffersonian, homosexual, greedy, freedom-hating, pro child-porn, god-hating, church-burning atheist.

*And from your big issues* You're baby-killing, anti-equality, pot-abusing, torture porn-loving, censorship-loving, Anti-American, Commie Scum.

You support baby killing, are an environmentalist hippy, and want to allow people to be gay and therefore destroy the institute of marriage!

That's funny coming from the Bible-thumping, elitist, drug addicted, ecocentric, capitalistic exploiter.

Being a bipolar, self-contradicting person who supports random state-sanctioned murders, baby-killing, and a border fence, but at the same time is a communist, you have no right to talk to me like that!

Oh yeah? You're a fascist Nazi Muslim Jew god-loving ultra conservative misogynistic cock-loving henhead.
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5/13/2016 6:30:37 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/13/2016 5:57:49 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 5/13/2016 5:46:11 PM, Leugen9001 wrote:
At 5/13/2016 5:10:17 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 5/13/2016 1:53:08 PM, Leugen9001 wrote:
At 5/13/2016 11:14:36 AM, roun12 wrote:
At 5/13/2016 4:49:30 AM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 5/12/2016 11:05:01 AM, tejretics wrote:
Inspired by Uther: misrepresent the political views of the user above while maintaining some slight connection to their real political views, and make it as hilarious as possible.

*Going off of your "big issues"* OP is a baby-killing, racist, tree-hugging, poor, unpatriotic, crime-loving, drug addicted, autocratic, resource-wasting, communist, Nazi, murdering, Jeffersonian, homosexual, greedy, freedom-hating, pro child-porn, god-hating, church-burning atheist.

*And from your big issues* You're baby-killing, anti-equality, pot-abusing, torture porn-loving, censorship-loving, Anti-American, Commie Scum.

You support baby killing, are an environmentalist hippy, and want to allow people to be gay and therefore destroy the institute of marriage!

That's funny coming from the Bible-thumping, elitist, drug addicted, ecocentric, capitalistic exploiter.

Being a bipolar, self-contradicting person who supports random state-sanctioned murders, baby-killing, and a border fence, but at the same time is a communist, you have no right to talk to me like that!

Oh yeah? You're a fascist Nazi Muslim Jew god-loving ultra conservative misogynistic cock-loving henhead.

Don't even go there you Anti-Free Speech, Anti-Free Market, racist, animal-f***ing, Government hater!
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5/13/2016 10:24:54 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/13/2016 8:56:57 PM, Greyparrot wrote:
At 5/13/2016 5:57:49 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
henhead.

Henhead??

http://www.debate.org...

He thinks you have to cite profile pictures.
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