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A prediction on the future of Britain

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7/3/2016 2:16:47 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
Step 1:

Step 2: Turn European population into Opium addicts (especially the Dutch)

Step 3: Watch as EU scrambles to restrict Opium trade

Step 4: Watch Opium trade spiral out of control

Step 5: Provoke a 3rd Opium War

Step 6: Colonize Calais.

Step 7: Give Calais back to France because who the bloody he11 wants Calais?! (No offence Belgium)
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7/3/2016 3:00:24 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
Well this sounds like a really good plan...

My predication is that everything will die down sooner than we think, that it'll take forever to leave the E.U *if* it happens, and that it'll just be business as usual with Britains leader being Theresa May...who has the appearance of something very grey and the personality of a charmless and deeply unstimulating rock.
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