Total Posts:22|Showing Posts:1-22
Jump to topic:

Dead Gorilla Polls Better Than Jill Stein

SolonKR
Posts: 4,042
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Trump, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3
Vaarka
Posts: 7,637
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/1/2016 8:20:29 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Trump, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...

#HARAMBELIVESON
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
bballcrook21
Posts: 4,468
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/1/2016 8:28:33 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Trump, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...

Yeah, Harambe's plan is to eat bananas in heaven, while Jill Stein's plan is to destroy our economy.
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Friedman

Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself. -Friedman

Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program. - Friedman

Society will never be free until the last Democrat is strangled with the entrails of the last Communist.
desmac
Posts: 5,078
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/1/2016 8:47:55 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/1/2016 8:28:33 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Trump, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...

Yeah, Harambe's plan is to eat bananas in heaven, while Jill Stein's plan is to destroy our economy.

I am sure most gorillas are sensible enough to know that there is no heaven.
Heaven is a purely human delusion.
bballcrook21
Posts: 4,468
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/1/2016 8:49:04 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/1/2016 8:47:55 PM, desmac wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:28:33 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Trump, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...

Yeah, Harambe's plan is to eat bananas in heaven, while Jill Stein's plan is to destroy our economy.

I am sure most gorillas are sensible enough to know that there is no heaven.
Heaven is a purely human delusion.

Gorillas aren't sensible enough to develop these beliefs in the first place.
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Friedman

Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself. -Friedman

Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program. - Friedman

Society will never be free until the last Democrat is strangled with the entrails of the last Communist.
desmac
Posts: 5,078
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/1/2016 9:00:17 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/1/2016 8:49:04 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:47:55 PM, desmac wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:28:33 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Trump, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...

Yeah, Harambe's plan is to eat bananas in heaven, while Jill Stein's plan is to destroy our economy.

I am sure most gorillas are sensible enough to know that there is no heaven.
Heaven is a purely human delusion.

Gorillas aren't sensible enough to develop these beliefs in the first place.

Debateable. But you were the one claiming to know Harambe's celestial plans.
bballcrook21
Posts: 4,468
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/1/2016 9:02:19 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/1/2016 9:00:17 PM, desmac wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:49:04 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:47:55 PM, desmac wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:28:33 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Trump, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...

Yeah, Harambe's plan is to eat bananas in heaven, while Jill Stein's plan is to destroy our economy.

I am sure most gorillas are sensible enough to know that there is no heaven.
Heaven is a purely human delusion.

Gorillas aren't sensible enough to develop these beliefs in the first place.

Debateable. But you were the one claiming to know Harambe's celestial plans.

Joke: a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

Another definition for a joke is you.
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Friedman

Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself. -Friedman

Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program. - Friedman

Society will never be free until the last Democrat is strangled with the entrails of the last Communist.
BrendanD19
Posts: 2,050
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 3:38:05 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Drumpf, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...
Well 0% of Americans CAN vote for Harabe while 90% of Americans CAN vote for Jill Stein.
And how is this consequential to any thing?
SolonKR
Posts: 4,042
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 3:40:24 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/2/2016 3:38:05 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
Well 0% of Americans CAN vote for Harabe while 90% of Americans CAN vote for Jill Stein.
And how is this consequential to any thing?

Well, technically all of them can; she's just not on the ballot in some states.
I just shared it because I found it pretty funny.
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3
BrendanD19
Posts: 2,050
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 3:41:32 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/2/2016 3:40:24 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 8/2/2016 3:38:05 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
Well 0% of Americans CAN vote for Harabe while 90% of Americans CAN vote for Jill Stein.
And how is this consequential to any thing?

Well, technically all of them can; she's just not on the ballot in some states.
I just shared it because I found it pretty funny.

But the PPP has been doing those silly options for a while now and 13% said they wanted a meteor to hit the earth.
lannan13
Posts: 23,106
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 3:42:14 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/2/2016 3:38:05 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Drumpf, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...
Well 0% of Americans CAN vote for Harabe while 90% of Americans CAN vote for Jill Stein.
And how is this consequential to any thing?

They can write him in. People always give Hitler and Micky votes each election, Harambe wouldn't be an exception.
-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-Lannan13'S SIGNATURE-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

If the sky's the limit then why do we have footprints on the Moon? I'm shooting my aspirations for the stars.

"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Sir Winston Churchill

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Eleanor Roosevelt

Topics I want to debate. (http://tinyurl.com...)
-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~
SolonKR
Posts: 4,042
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 3:43:09 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/2/2016 3:41:32 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
At 8/2/2016 3:40:24 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 8/2/2016 3:38:05 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
Well 0% of Americans CAN vote for Harabe while 90% of Americans CAN vote for Jill Stein.
And how is this consequential to any thing?

Well, technically all of them can; she's just not on the ballot in some states.
I just shared it because I found it pretty funny.

But the PPP has been doing those silly options for a while now and 13% said they wanted a meteor to hit the earth.

LOL. I would have made a thread entitled, "Earth-Ending Meteor Polls Better than Gary Johnson" if I had known.
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3
missbailey8
Posts: 1,882
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 4:02:42 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Trump, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...
Harambe is love, Harambe is life.
~missbailey8~

Me: What is the weirdest thing I have ever done?
Solon: Agreeing to date me.

Skep: Bailey, you have sardonic written all over your face.
Annie: She has gorgeous written all over her face!

"[M]en are weak. All of us are weak."
-Fatihah

If you ever just want someone to vent, rant, or discuss anything troubling you, my PMs are always open. Have a fabulous day!

The Clown Queen of DDO
desmac
Posts: 5,078
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 5:03:10 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/1/2016 9:02:19 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 9:00:17 PM, desmac wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:49:04 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:47:55 PM, desmac wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:28:33 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Trump, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...

Yeah, Harambe's plan is to eat bananas in heaven, while Jill Stein's plan is to destroy our economy.

I am sure most gorillas are sensible enough to know that there is no heaven.
Heaven is a purely human delusion.

Gorillas aren't sensible enough to develop these beliefs in the first place.

Debateable. But you were the one claiming to know Harambe's celestial plans.

Joke: a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

Another definition for a joke is you.

But surely jokes are meant to be amusing.
bballcrook21
Posts: 4,468
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 5:05:44 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/2/2016 5:03:10 AM, desmac wrote:
At 8/1/2016 9:02:19 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 9:00:17 PM, desmac wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:49:04 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:47:55 PM, desmac wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:28:33 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Trump, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...

Yeah, Harambe's plan is to eat bananas in heaven, while Jill Stein's plan is to destroy our economy.

I am sure most gorillas are sensible enough to know that there is no heaven.
Heaven is a purely human delusion.

Gorillas aren't sensible enough to develop these beliefs in the first place.

Debateable. But you were the one claiming to know Harambe's celestial plans.

Joke: a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

Another definition for a joke is you.

But surely jokes are meant to be amusing.

Thank you for pointing out the obvious.
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Friedman

Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself. -Friedman

Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program. - Friedman

Society will never be free until the last Democrat is strangled with the entrails of the last Communist.
desmac
Posts: 5,078
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 5:17:52 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/2/2016 5:05:44 AM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/2/2016 5:03:10 AM, desmac wrote:
At 8/1/2016 9:02:19 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 9:00:17 PM, desmac wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:49:04 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:47:55 PM, desmac wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:28:33 PM, bballcrook21 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Trump, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...

Yeah, Harambe's plan is to eat bananas in heaven, while Jill Stein's plan is to destroy our economy.

I am sure most gorillas are sensible enough to know that there is no heaven.
Heaven is a purely human delusion.

Gorillas aren't sensible enough to develop these beliefs in the first place.

Debateable. But you were the one claiming to know Harambe's celestial plans.

Joke: a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

Another definition for a joke is you.

But surely jokes are meant to be amusing.

Thank you for pointing out the obvious.

You are more than welcome. In future try to remember it if you are tempted to try "jokes" again.
BrendanD19
Posts: 2,050
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 5:29:11 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/2/2016 3:43:09 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 8/2/2016 3:41:32 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
At 8/2/2016 3:40:24 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 8/2/2016 3:38:05 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
Well 0% of Americans CAN vote for Harabe while 90% of Americans CAN vote for Jill Stein.
And how is this consequential to any thing?

Well, technically all of them can; she's just not on the ballot in some states.
I just shared it because I found it pretty funny.

But the PPP has been doing those silly options for a while now and 13% said they wanted a meteor to hit the earth.

LOL. I would have made a thread entitled, "Earth-Ending Meteor Polls Better than Gary Johnson" if I had known.

Well to be fair, even with the Harambe poll, neither Jill Stein nor Gary Johnson were included.
BrendanD19
Posts: 2,050
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 5:34:19 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/2/2016 3:42:14 AM, lannan13 wrote:
At 8/2/2016 3:38:05 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
At 8/1/2016 8:19:41 PM, SolonKR wrote:
While I'm banging my head against the wall trying to find something conclusive on immigration, I figured I'd take a break to share this beautiful little note with all of you.
See page 3: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com...

While perhaps unfair to compare a poll in which Harambe is the only third-party candidate to ones in which that is not the case, according to a PPP survey, if the choices were HRC, Drumpf, and Harambe, 5% of Americans would vote for Harambe. That's higher than the ~3% average that Jill Stein has maintained.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com...
Well 0% of Americans CAN vote for Harabe while 90% of Americans CAN vote for Jill Stein.
And how is this consequential to any thing?

They can write him in. People always give Hitler and Micky votes each election, Harambe wouldn't be an exception.

Those votes are not registered as actual votes, though. As someone who worked on the Stein campaign in 2012 and in 2016 (we just submitted our petitions today and I am quite happy), I have become a bit of a self-taught expert in ballot access laws, and in most states candidates need official recognition to be a write-in, in order for the vote to be counted towards that national total. Otherwise, they just go straight in the garbage.
Jill Stein will likely get between 3-6% and Gary will get between 4-8% on election day, that's my prediction.
BrendanD19
Posts: 2,050
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 5:35:05 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/2/2016 3:40:24 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 8/2/2016 3:38:05 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
Well 0% of Americans CAN vote for Harabe while 90% of Americans CAN vote for Jill Stein.
And how is this consequential to any thing?

Well, technically all of them can; she's just not on the ballot in some states.
I just shared it because I found it pretty funny.

Also in some states write ins are illegal, so in those states she is either on the ballot or you cannot vote for her period.
desmac
Posts: 5,078
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 6:52:28 AM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/2/2016 5:35:05 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
At 8/2/2016 3:40:24 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 8/2/2016 3:38:05 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
Well 0% of Americans CAN vote for Harabe while 90% of Americans CAN vote for Jill Stein.
And how is this consequential to any thing?

Well, technically all of them can; she's just not on the ballot in some states.
I just shared it because I found it pretty funny.

Also in some states write ins are illegal, so in those states she is either on the ballot or you cannot vote for her period.

Why would you want to vote for her period?
BrendanD19
Posts: 2,050
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/2/2016 9:00:09 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 8/2/2016 6:52:28 AM, desmac wrote:
At 8/2/2016 5:35:05 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
At 8/2/2016 3:40:24 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 8/2/2016 3:38:05 AM, BrendanD19 wrote:
Well 0% of Americans CAN vote for Harabe while 90% of Americans CAN vote for Jill Stein.
And how is this consequential to any thing?

Well, technically all of them can; she's just not on the ballot in some states.
I just shared it because I found it pretty funny.

Also in some states write ins are illegal, so in those states she is either on the ballot or you cannot vote for her period.

Why would you want to vote for her period?

Because I support her policies