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thett3
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11/11/2016 12:57:03 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
Press secretaries: Ann Coulter and Milo Yiannapolous

Chief of Staff: Steve Bannon

Secretary of State: Pat Buchanan

Secretary of the Treasury: Ron Paul

UN Ambassador: Nigel Farage

Secretary of Health and Human services: Ben Carson

Attorney General: Rudy Gulianai

Secretary of Labor: Bernie Sanders

Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn

Secretary of Homeland Security: Sheriff David Clarke
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11/11/2016 1:01:47 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 12:57:03 AM, thett3 wrote:
Press secretaries: Ann Coulter and Milo Yiannapolous

Chief of Staff: Steve Bannon

Secretary of State: Pat Buchanan

Secretary of the Treasury: Ron Paul

UN Ambassador: Nigel Farage

Secretary of Health and Human services: Ben Carson

Attorney General: Rudy Gulianai

Secretary of Labor: Bernie Sanders

Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn

Secretary of Homeland Security: Sheriff David Clarke

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But, seriously. I know you have seen he is considering Sarah Palin, right? This is it. This is what we have come too. Is this really what you wanted?
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11/11/2016 1:09:05 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 12:57:03 AM, thett3 wrote:
Press secretaries: John Stewart

Chief of Staff: Michelle Obama

Secretary of State: Rudy Guliani

Secretary of the Treasury: Howard Kohr

UN Ambassador: Michelle Obama

Secretary of Health and Human services: Ben Carson

Attorney General: Christie

Secretary of Labor: Frank Cali

Secretary of Defense: Michael Moore

Secretary of Homeland Security: Arpaio
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations.
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection,
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
Skepsikyma
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11/11/2016 1:31:53 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
It's a wet dream, but:

Press secretaries: Ann Coulter

Chief of Staff: Leave it up to him

Secretary of State: John Mearsheimer (Maybe make him a Grey Eminence in the State Department)

Secretary of the Treasury: Dambisa Moyo

UN Ambassador: Nigel Farage

Secretary of Health and Human services: Dunno

Attorney General: Leslie Rutledge

Secretary of Labor: Bernie Sanders

Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn

Secretary of Homeland Security: Paul Babeu
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Vox_Veritas
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11/11/2016 1:55:00 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
Chief of Staff: Some Hungarian supermodel
Secretary of State: William G. Boykin
Secretary of the Treasury: Sam Brownback
U.N. Ambassador: Kid Rock
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr. Phil
Attorney General: James Comey
Secretary of Labor: Mitch Daniels
Secretary of Defense: Sarah Palin
Secretary of Homeland Security: George Zimmerman
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11/11/2016 2:14:49 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 1:55:00 AM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
Chief of Staff: Some Hungarian supermodel
Secretary of State: William G. Boykin
Secretary of the Treasury: Sam Brownback
U.N. Ambassador: Kid Rock
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr. Phil
Attorney General: James Comey
Secretary of Labor: Mitch Daniels
Secretary of Defense: Sarah Palin
Secretary of Homeland Security: George Zimmerman

Lol, good one specially that last one.
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11/11/2016 2:18:07 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 12:57:03 AM, thett3 wrote:

Secretary of Labor: Bernie Sanders

Oh the irony and hilarity of this one. We could have comedic fun for hours with this one LOL.
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11/11/2016 2:24:31 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 12:57:03 AM, thett3 wrote:
Press secretaries: enrico dandolo

Chief of Staff: enrico dandolo

Secretary of State: enrico dandolo

Secretary of the Treasury:enrico dandolo

UN Ambassador: enrico dandolo

Secretary of Health and Human services: enrico dandolo

Attorney General: enrico dandolo

Secretary of Labor: enrico dandolo

Secretary of Defense: enrico dandolo

Secretary of Homeland Security: enrico dandolo
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11/11/2016 3:17:11 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 2:24:31 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 11/11/2016 12:57:03 AM, thett3 wrote:
Press secretaries: enrico dandolo

Chief of Staff: enrico dandolo

Secretary of State: enrico dandolo

Secretary of the Treasury:enrico dandolo

UN Ambassador: enrico dandolo

Secretary of Health and Human services: enrico dandolo

Attorney General: enrico dandolo

Secretary of Labor: enrico dandolo

Secretary of Defense: enrico dandolo

Secretary of Homeland Security: enrico dandolo

WE WILL RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE....

FROM CONSTANTINOPLE!
"The wounded surgeon plies the steel
That questions the distempered part;
Beneath the bleeding hands we feel
The sharp compassion of the healer's art"
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11/11/2016 3:28:09 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
Augustus Sol Invictus?
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11/11/2016 3:28:33 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 3:28:09 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
Augustus Sol Invictus?

Imperial Headsman.
"The wounded surgeon plies the steel
That questions the distempered part;
Beneath the bleeding hands we feel
The sharp compassion of the healer's art"
- T. S. Eliot -
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11/11/2016 3:28:35 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
Alternating cabinet. He fires a member each week on live television.
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11/11/2016 3:30:45 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
Creates a new cabinet position called
"The Ministry of not Black Enough" and appoints Carson.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations.
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection,
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
YYW
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11/11/2016 3:35:59 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 12:57:03 AM, thett3 wrote:
Press secretaries: Ann Coulter and Milo Yiannapolous

Just Milo.

Chief of Staff: Steve Bannon

No.

Secretary of State: Pat Buchanan

No. Condi.

Secretary of the Treasury: Ron Paul

Fvck it why not.

UN Ambassador: Nigel Farage

Yes.

Secretary of Health and Human services: Ben Carson

Hell no.

Attorney General: Rudy Gulianai

No. Christie.

Secretary of Labor: Bernie Sanders

Yes.

Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn

No. Robert Gates.

Secretary of Homeland Security: Sheriff David Clarke

No. Michael Hayden. Like, there is no question David Clarke is too incompetent to do anything other than perhaps make sandwiches at Jimmy Johns.
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11/11/2016 3:37:15 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 3:30:45 AM, Greyparrot wrote:
Creates a new cabinet position called
"The Ministry of not Black Enough" and appoints Carson.

This is the ideal position for Ben Carson. Either that, or a "National Carlton Museum."
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11/11/2016 3:46:28 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 3:37:15 AM, YYW wrote:
At 11/11/2016 3:30:45 AM, Greyparrot wrote:
Creates a new cabinet position called
"The Ministry of not Black Enough" and appoints Carson.

This is the ideal position for Ben Carson. Either that, or a "National Carlton Museum."
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations.
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection,
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
triangle.128k
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11/11/2016 4:17:30 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 12:57:03 AM, thett3 wrote:
Press secretaries: Ann Coulter and Milo Yiannapolous

Chief of Staff: Steve Bannon

Secretary of State: Pat Buchanan

Secretary of the Treasury: Ron Paul

UN Ambassador: Nigel Farage

Secretary of Health and Human services: Ben Carson

Attorney General: Rudy Gulianai

Secretary of Labor: Bernie Sanders

Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn

Secretary of Homeland Security: Sheriff David Clarke

This cabinet is literally perfect.
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11/11/2016 10:01:45 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 3:17:11 AM, Skepsikyma wrote:
At 11/11/2016 2:24:31 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 11/11/2016 12:57:03 AM, thett3 wrote:
Press secretaries: enrico dandolo

Chief of Staff: enrico dandolo

Secretary of State: enrico dandolo

Secretary of the Treasury:enrico dandolo

UN Ambassador: enrico dandolo

Secretary of Health and Human services: enrico dandolo

Attorney General: enrico dandolo

Secretary of Labor: enrico dandolo

Secretary of Defense: enrico dandolo

Secretary of Homeland Security: enrico dandolo

WE WILL RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE....

FROM CONSTANTINOPLE!

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11/12/2016 2:33:49 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
Secretary of Labor: Bernie Sanders = EW
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11/12/2016 2:50:27 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 12:57:03 AM, thett3 wrote:
Press secretaries: Ann Coulter and Milo Yiannapolous

Chief of Staff: Steve Bannon

Secretary of State: Pat Buchanan

Secretary of the Treasury: Ron Paul

UN Ambassador: Nigel Farage

Secretary of Health and Human services: Ben Carson

Attorney General: Rudy Gulianai

Secretary of Labor: Bernie Sanders

Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn

Secretary of Homeland Security: Sheriff David Clarke

Bannon and Coulter, disgusting, don't really mind the rest.
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11/12/2016 2:51:22 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 1:55:00 AM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
Chief of Staff: Some Hungarian supermodel
Secretary of State: William G. Boykin
Secretary of the Treasury: Sam Brownback
U.N. Ambassador: Kid Rock
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr. Phil
Attorney General: James Comey
Secretary of Labor: Mitch Daniels
Secretary of Defense: Sarah Palin
Secretary of Homeland Security: George Zimmerman

lol
thett3
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11/13/2016 4:53:33 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/12/2016 2:50:27 AM, Fernyx wrote:
At 11/11/2016 12:57:03 AM, thett3 wrote:
Press secretaries: Ann Coulter and Milo Yiannapolous

Chief of Staff: Steve Bannon

Secretary of State: Pat Buchanan

Secretary of the Treasury: Ron Paul

UN Ambassador: Nigel Farage

Secretary of Health and Human services: Ben Carson

Attorney General: Rudy Gulianai

Secretary of Labor: Bernie Sanders

Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn

Secretary of Homeland Security: Sheriff David Clarke

Bannon and Coulter, disgusting, don't really mind the rest.

Based Steven Bannon is the second greatest thing to happen to this country in 2016
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"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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11/13/2016 5:15:37 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/13/2016 4:55:07 AM, RookieApologist wrote:
Ann Coulter as Press Secretary would be so damn funny.

That alone would make everything worth it. She has such scathing disdain for the media.
"The wounded surgeon plies the steel
That questions the distempered part;
Beneath the bleeding hands we feel
The sharp compassion of the healer's art"
- T. S. Eliot -
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11/18/2016 7:54:41 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 11/11/2016 12:57:03 AM, thett3 wrote:
Press secretaries: Ann Coulter and Milo Yiannapolous

Chief of Staff: Steve Bannon

Secretary of State: Pat Buchanan

Secretary of the Treasury: Ron Paul

UN Ambassador: Nigel Farage

Secretary of Health and Human services: Ben Carson

Attorney General: Rudy Gulianai

Secretary of Labor: Bernie Sanders

Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn

Secretary of Homeland Security: Sheriff David Clarke

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